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Great script delivered at machine gun pace, great gags. That fish, that song. So catchy!

Very entertaining film. Genuinely surprised it was up for best editing at the nationals though as felt that was the area of the film that held it back from potentially challenging for the top gong. Just my 2c.

Whilst I've seen this video game fighter story done previously (in this comp, a few years ago, by Alpaca Punch) this was a reasonably fresh take on the most tired setting outside of apartments in 48Hours - the dreaded office where coworkers don't get along. Superb production design however, well deserved award there but the plot for mine was a bit threadbare.

So very very good. Be careful what you wish for indeed...

I know that George Miller was a clear and obvious inspiration but boy oh boy did this deliver. Honestly the closest comparison I could think of was the writing of Gregoire Solotareff because this was most definitely its own morality tale and an absolute beast of a film, pun intended. Framing was captivating, pacing like a leisurely journey across an ocean paradise and an ability to emotionally resonate like few 48Hours films ever have. The only minor minute squibble I had was the voiceover not quite being technically perfect sound-wise however the performance was so great in terms of guiding us lucky viewers that this is most definitely still getting full marks from me.

Oh and that music using strings to pull on my heart strings? YESSS.

Poor little Utka...

ps Robbed of top 3 at nationals.

So....the elephant in the room of this film's director having for the 2nd time in 4 years written a suicide-centered film that placed at the national finals? Yeah I'm assuming most are going to not care given it just took out the Apee (congrats by the way). For me personally this has got to be the most divisive winner the comp has ever seen. Yes challenging and technically brilliant plus perfectly performed it just didn't tick the boxes for me personally in terms of engagement and it's really hard to put my finger on it.

Will come back to edit this review once I've pondered a bit more and re-watched.

So I couldn't help but look at the reviews for this film before the grand final and it STILL got to me. FUCK....

Big fan of GINGER SNAPS here so let me tell you this film was right up my alley! Simple but clean and polished animation well aware of exactly how important the eyes are to any romantic situation and to bring out an impressive level of emotions to the characters was no mean feat. I thought the script was particularly grounded in the lycanthropian world, reflecting the awkwardness and messy excitement of a first date with aplomb. Whilst chillwave jazz is not normally my cup of tea I also found that the score brought an ambience to proceedings that sat well with the full moon human feast and efforts to impressive each other by the female werewolves through attitude and effort.

Sound was clear and concise add editing let the film breath (thank you) despite the short run time so not much to fault from a technical pov. Script was solid too with a couple of strong jokes. My only minor complaint is that it was slightly hard to differentiate the two characters the first time I watched the film with no names being given and being drawn in such a similar way, although this was less of a weakness on subsequent viewings. Top work and appreciate Liam putting his money where his mouth is and delivering the goods! :)

Bit of a surreal vibe to this one as a man whose death caused a lot of grief wakes up and forms a bond with his fellow grave neighbour, 6 feet under. Interesting approach in that we just came into the film with the supernatural resurrection unexplained, which is a choice that I don't really have any problems with. Open-ended, it felt like whilst we were shown the recently deceased in their graves this was essentially a conversation between their souls.

By and large the framing was great, presenting a believable surround of being buried in a cemetery, and most of the editing was on point although I noticed a couple of cuts at the start that were a tad jumpy. The script was engaging, and made you think what you would do in the same sort of situation yourself, which I think is what the team was trying to achieve, other than the obvious message of making sure you live each day as though it is your last - pop culture being referenced in a humorous way but working as a bit of a sad point in terms of things that actually matter was the highlight to the script.

Probably a rare example in 48hours where I felt this one was missing a 3rd act.

Really slick effort this one with nary a frame not looking great and crystal clear quality sound and music, this took a lot of beats from cult classic horror film THE BEAST WITHIN but played for laughs, and unfortunately (as I've been a huge fan of Alan Morrison's work in this comp over the years and see he wrote this) I didn't really buy it as as radio DJ went through a monster transformation all the while staying actively engaged with social media. I get that this was meant to play as a meta commentary on instagram/facebook etc but the payoff genuinely came too late in the piece for my liking. I also think that texts as an on-screen graphic have been a tad overdone in this comp especially when Chess Club did their drop the mic film in this area a couple of years ago.

However I'm pretty inspired by what you guys pulled off from a technical pov. The camerawork in some of this was absolutely exquisite from the fish eye lenses examining the man's soul and body transformation through to the dramatic VAMP-like neon lighting. The makeup was freaking marvelous for a 48hours film too!

A couple of "little shits" in the words of their mum conspire to steal chocolate protein bars from under mum's nose whilst she deals with a plumbing issue. Hoo boy as a dad with 2 and 3 year olds this felt scarily close to home in a been there, done that kind of way. Very relatable. I liked the pulsating start to the film as the energetic siblings were framed well for the upcoming heist, reflective of how moods can genuinely change for little children with the click of fingers or the loss of a chocolate treat. I also found the use of the shadow/silhouette for the plans well-executed and met the element requirement well. Kids held their own on screen well and sound was pretty good.

The couple of things that I wasn't completely sold on was the pacing of the film. The chapter titles were unusual for a short film but unnecessary in my book, I felt the second one in particular kind of cut into the action just as I was getting fully engaged with the action unfolding. I also appreciate how grounded the film was in reality. Like, really, this was close to home, but I think that some interesting locations or even just more interesting backdrops given it was shot in a house could have given the film more of an impact.

What's this doing not in the Auckland final? Must be a banner year! Short, sweet, sick tale of family acceptance no matter how alien a child's traits may (literally) be as a newborn really seemed to come from another world, complete with glass-piercing growls, accordion bookends and seemingly problematic fire vomit . Huge Lee Hardcastle vibes but with emotional warmth and the comforting tone of a well-told children's story book. I loved the measured clear diction of the storyteller's voice over and the unwavering approach to the vocals strengthened the metaphor in my book to be unconditional in your love for your family.

The vibrancy in the colour palette also helped this stand out from the crowd a lot. Animation where present was great this would have got full marks from me with just a smidgeon more movement to the film. Awesome work though!

Not sure why I noted the team name as 'Exit Sign'? but that's by the by. This was an engaging and very enjoyable film to watch close out the Wellington heats for 2018 as a guy obsessed with asking a girl out simply will not take the hint that she is not interested, no matter how many times she rejects him. Yes this ranges from mid-exam through lady's bathroom and on to her house. So creepy and stalkerish but done in a really lighthearted way showing that you can make good comedy out of any situation. The back yard barrel rolls deservedly got some loud laughs and your lead actor really had something highly watchable about him, nailing every line that came out of his mouth. The payoff was fantastic it was just a bit rough around the edges from a technical pov.

With waterguns at the hilt, a group of students swags their way down to the school office to steal some test papers for an upcoming exam. I liked the confidence that a lot of this film portrayed, although the echoey sound at times was a distraction and I feel that the camera shots could have been more dynamic as almost the entire film was ultra wide takes with very few close ups of the lively crew. It was enjoyable and I think tonally you were onto something when the characters freaked out because this started to produce some tension, an essential element for the 'heist' genre. The script could have also been tidied up as a "shut up!" screamed rebuttal was not at the same level as your impressive quip by the lead guy about wanting to marry a super hot bad ass chick. I would also be careful if using on camera sound to try and make sure that you don't have a different actor cover up the performer who is speaking whilst on screen in terms of blocking.

So this film is pretty goddam great with its only real downfall being a loooooong opening shot of a guy in bed before manically waking up and realising they have overslept and then running like mad to get to class. Played to the connotations of being late to school so expertly that when a new character comes into the scene their equal desperation puts us as a viewer in a 'been there, copy that' scenario. Only this film isn't that. It's electrifyingly paced to the point that you almost feel the lead's heart pumping out of their chest, and geographically it actually makes sense, utilising Newtown and hills near the zoo rather than haphazardly piecing Wellington together like I've seen so many teams do over the years.

I love the fact that this year there wasn't a required line of dialogue. In the past it's felt extremely shoehorned but this year it's allowed a lot of teams to focus on their scripts in other ways, such as visual storytelling. That is the case here with no dialogue but absolutely kinetic movement and a sure hand behind the camera that amazes me it was from a high school team. Oh and the sound on this was awesome. The brekky spew, not so much.

Bit of a GROUNDHOG DAY/TIMECRIMES loop here but exploring some close to home issues, as being stuck on his fated path with seemingly no way to change put our lead into the very real nightmare of having to endure the sounds of his parents fighting when he got home every time. From memory this got 4 loops and it probably looped one time too many as barely anything got mixed up in the sequence of repetition. Good self-awareness in the minimal script and I liked the open-ended ending but do feel more could have been done with the time looping. Technically sound.

Basically a piss-take slasher version of THE BREAKFAST CLUB, complete with hilarious deliberately bad dubbing for the burnout, jock and nerd stuck in detention having to write an essay. Got z-grade pretty quickly although the homage to dated one-liners had its moments such as "eat my shorts". The burnout bully was believable however moving to a cold-blooded masked serial killer with a knife so quickly was a bit of a tonal jolt, and the film kind of lost the positive atmosphere it had garnered initially when it went stabby murderous with no clear explanation that I remember.

After playing a game all night, two close knit friends talk about how things might change if one of them comes out of the closet to their parents. This had some excellent sound design as the lead actor dealt with the inner demons in his head, which were given actual demonic sounds to truly represent the personal torture that he was going through. Raw and admirable this broke down a lot of walls with a simple story well told. Would have got even higher marks from me if there were not stretches where the audio needed work; it was audible as the boys walked past all the cars but the car noise did make the dialogue lose some of its impact. Just so much unbridled love from friends and family in this story made my heart swell, this was a delight to get to watch in a cinema. Thank you.

SOLO ENTRY and eff me that must have been a billion times harder than duo: setting your own camera and essentially ruling out tracking shots, zooms etc, but the brains behind this one made some really smart film-making decisions by giving it movement and energy through lights, colour, flowing water, car travel, and screen footage (though not sure they had the rights to show what was on the screen briefly at the Photon Lux bar for commercial use for the comp - might have been Matthew Mcconaughey but I could have this wrong and I apologise if I do). Given the difficulty in setting your own camera I'm also forgiving of the fact that numerous shots of the actress were out of focus.

Actually more forgiving than the technical difficulties they may have faced is the fact that the story was bloody strong, intriguing, dreamlike and wholly original. There were elements of LOST IN TRANSALATION with hints of THE NEON DEMON and BLUE VELVET and yet it had a beautiful mis-en-scene throughout that made it feel like a recurring dream. The story was seemingly simple though interesting, as a dream bookended an ambitious 48 hours road trip, yet more complex than that with high concept examinations of behaviour and control versus fate. The editing was top notch and the use of contrast throughout the film was excellent. Just a shame about the focus and I do hope what was on screen at the bar didn't break the rules. Well done on making the shortlist :)

EDIT - yep, my beady eye is correct there was pre-existing footage of a film with Matthew Mcconaughey used approximately 1m32 to 1m36 at Photon Lux (I've just re-watched in the screening room). Should have unfortunately been DQ on this technicality much like Purple Dragons in 2016. Poor from the judges to miss it. Positive comments still stand, this was very very impressive for a solo 16 year old!

Having heard that there is a ghost in the basement of the building they hang out in that grants wishes, a group of young people make their way down what seems like a set of everlasting corridors and stairs to try and make their dreams come true. This played fairly loosely, but enjoyably with some down to earth humour and really great lighting effects at times. To give an example of the tone one of the happy go lucky characters only wanted some KFC as their wish, which was backed up by another! The sound design was fairly good although there was a technical hiccup when audio from a subsequent scene came in too early to the existing footage we were watching. I also noted some shaky camera work but from memory this was when tight spots were being covered, so not really a mark down. With the utilisation of angles the scope of the building really did feel like an infinite maze at teams, giving the film a dream-like quality. I liked that it played like a quest but do think that the final act of the film could have been a lot more satisfying.

In a world where everyone has been completely consumed by their cellphones, those who have not yet been consumed by virtual reality are few and far between. Very 1984-ish in concept but put the onus on the user rather than any overbearing overwatching government. The dinner with mum and the lead's sisters was audaciously robotic and sinister, feeling as though it was saying cellphones literally take our souls and wills. To eat or to live, it's the same idea. A cinema full of lit up screens was a very meta moment, as we in the cinema audience saw a film watching a cinema audience. I respected the big ideas, I just would have liked to have seen more of a storyline rather than concept developed.

Oh man did I think long and hard about this one and still not sure how I feel, to be honest. Like, at first this seemed like the bravest sell in the comp with a lump in the throat approach as a teacher picked up a student's belongings through narration that they sometimes have to deal with tragedy. But how it played out? Like was that supposed to be comedy? Kind of a taboo/kosher area really and a bit iffy about leading the audience down the suicide path but then having a massive sidestep punchline. The first half of the film had me on the edge of my seat despite the flat camera work. Personally I think committing would have knocked everyone out, but then again it really is your film and it's such a delicate subject it's absolutely not my place to tell anyone else how to handle it because I don't know where anyone else comes from about this, and I would never ever want to say something upsetting on this subject. As it is that conclusion almost killed this for me from a film pov. Positive marks because that first half was sooo engaging.

A high school MacBeth audition is quickly thrown into disarray when the name of the Shakespearean play is spoken, an act that brings a vengeful spirit to life and leaves the eclectic cast running for their lives whilst spouting delightful dialogue at the same time. The film started with some tech issues with screen tearing/glitches and the editing was very choppy at times but it developed nicely and poured life into its characters after the slow beginning. The running jokes whilst not garnering much of audience response gave the film its own unique little universe, and the commitment to Scottish jokes set the tone. Overall this had an organic feel to it and I can forgive the technical shortcomings because whoever the actor was with the googly glasses had simply incredible screen presence.

Ps. breaking the 4th wall was great!

A shooting star inspires a wannabe rapper to pursue his hip hop dream like never before. Took the piss with self-aware lyrics acknowledging what they were singing was muddled, and was one of the rare entries this year to keep the wish genre grounded in reality. I liked the fact the team showed that wishes don't really come true without hard work, as the self-proclaimed superstar to be practiced his music for a clearly good amount of time. Honest examination of the fact that your own perception of talent may not always match others. I would have given this positive marks, and understand that it was to do with the 'gangster' story but the "make you my b***h" lines were not cool at all. I appreciate musical's a tough genre so whilst the song's were ok at best, I did like the gonzo camerawork and free spirited nature to the whole thing.

Interesting dive into the world of androids, and what a suitable use is for them covering office work through personal relationships. I liked how the film sold the idea of this future, with the girl who played the android really commanding the screen. It was quite eery how the almost drone or zombified robotic approach to work is how a lot of people actually feel when typing away at an office. I think some of the big ideas here could have been explored a bit further, because going into THE BIG SICK sort of territory of thinking a partner might not wake up and what repercussions there might be if a replacement is brought into the mix, android or not, was really deep at least to me.

The ingenuity on show here was very positive, and whilst the story was a bit unclear I liked the ambition. In a way the lack of clarity and so many thought provoking concepts being raised actually helped rather than hindered the film. Main thing that would have improved the film would have been a tighter edit as it some of the cuts were a bit rushed, whilst other shots were held probably too long.

Non-linear exposition on life and death set across 2 weeks or so with unexplained loose-ends making it come across like a giallo fever dream. This film had some really lovely opening shots as a body was dragged across a beach and buried, but was followed by being out of focus the first time we saw the face of a character. It really did walk a fine line between a memorable dream and hard to comprehend storytelling as a woman followed instructions under threat from a sinister unnamed figure through to resurrection and confusion. Despite the unclear structure and hit and miss audio, this was entertaining with a crazy script and black comedy that I can't give negative marks to.

Serious in tone and played with believable authenticity this established a sparse barely inhabited Wellington through quality drone camera work where I honestly don't remember any giveaways like lights being on as well as impressive costuming and set design. With the world set this was well acted mainly in a bunker as a couple of survivalists shared their tales of getting through, and opened up knowing it was unlikely they'd see another person ever again. The radio announcement that the world was coming to an end was a nice touch but could have been made a bit clearer because it was hard to make out all the details. I noted "captivating" on my pad I base these reviews on, and I'll stick to that. Lighting here was out of this world good. Cool vfx to conclude, I do however wish the team had added a bit more originality to their story.

2 months after the death of their intermediate classmate, a group of kids try their best to get on with their lives although the trauma of the death still gets to them with the wrong homework done and distractions abounding. This was quite a brave subject matter to tackle, going for a haunting approach to how things played out whilst still trying to keep dialogue very much in the moment. Probably deserves a reframing second watch when it's in the screening room. Unfortunately the camera work whilst almost all in focus did come across a little flat; just a little bit of a bump in contrast would have helped things immensely although I do appreciate this was a very young team. The audio did also have some spikes, but the quality script was well delivered. One thing I did notice which slightly brought me out of the moment was mention of it being October and yet the school disco was announced as coming up very shortly (seemingly days away) with a 25 May date on its poster. Just something to watch out for in future. Overall positive marks for the bravery.

This team really worked with what it had to create a diverse gang of criminals where the leader was up for trial for heinous crimes, with the majority of the story told in a hazy coloured flashback. A particularly detailed script outlined events here and everything was played with a completely straight face despite the bombastic nature of the dialogue. With a colourful cast including a wheelchair tech wizardly conman, wig-wearing 'wife' and sunglasses-clad Mr. Big type I really enjoyed the verbal interplay between the crooks that showed some strong character development.

The heist itself was a bit amateurish [being clearly set at the high school] and sound levels were a mixed bag in this film, being particularly low during the first act. Having said that, the brutal yet low budget gunshots and accompanying bloof vfx were highly entertaining moments. Ambitiously detailed this pushed the dirty humour and was one to remember.

Alternate universe farce where facial hair is championed and smooth faces for men are mocked and ridiculed, with the titular nazi leader having an enormous effect on the proceedings. Spanning across 85 years for all intensive purposes through low budget time travel, well covered up by black and white footage to hide any budget constraints, this highlighted modern high school life well where the pressure to show your true feelings is indeed immense, and rejection is soul crushing.

I liked the message here to never give up even in the face of denial, and the beard jokes came thick and fast. "Dad" was a particular highlight, as was the dramatic mo trimming and good use of sound effects in the film. Some of the camerawork was noticeably shaky and motivations for characters were a bit questionable at times but I do enjoy a good farce and this got great laughs from the audience including myself.

A grumpy (but hilarious) dad and a forced restlessly early night for a group of boys at a pizza party sleepover means that it's time for horror stories and some classic kiwi bad taste splatstick ingenuity. This was kinetic in approach with lively performances and a nice buy in to the urban legend which pursued the young men with great vigour. The jokes were funny, the film screamed by in terms of pacing and I love that the team threw everything at their gore they possibly could. You really can get a lot out of sausages, fake blood and horse heads if you're committed. Getting out and about was impressive as well with the waterfall being a really strong final location.

I noticed a colleague giving you some sound advice about not leaving the sound until last for your film, and I agree. It was cracking good fun but there were also quite literally some crackles on the audio, some muffled dialogue and several distorted peaks. Huge potential here though and for what I assumed was an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT reference to round out proceedings I take my hat off to you.

Utterly embracing of Ultra and manic in the best possible way as an infantile overlord monitors his army in a post-apocalyptic bunker following the natural aging process on earth being stopped. This was militaristic bonkers film-making that danced to its own beat with an infectious drumbeat driving proceedings. Dubbing was well done too given the very young child

When I say bonkers I refer more to the concept rather than the film-making which was steady and assured, with a gourmet of visual information for the viewer spread across up to 6 screen panels at a time. I really felt immersed in the world as well as hugely entertained, with some solid one-liners and a fast snappy pace. Oh and before I forget...the machine gun firing robot that looked like a Dalek brought joy to my heart. The interplay between the 2 lovers to be was also nicely done, although came into the piece just a tad late in my opinion.

I feel that this team showed that a few seconds of clear expository dialogue is really all you need to set the tone and build a world, especially when the film is only around 3 minutes long. Torn whether slightly more to the plot and say roadblocks to the lovers would have added to the film or not. Big barrel of fun as it stands, though.

Technically slick harrowing examination of inner turmoil that had me feeling very uneasy through bloody well-used handheld camerawork and an aurally sinister soundtrack. The lead actress sold the material with immense value showing terrific emotion through her eyes regarding the relationship that she thought was the one most pursuing, with the film being incredibly subversive. Wide open in scope utilising the rolling hills of Canterbury yet intimate in subject matter with a mature hand for framing both the action on screen and development of this slice of life/death.

I loved that the film came in late to proceedings and piqued my curiousity with a refusal to reveal the other party's identity, making the conclusion all the more satisfying. Depth of field was on point with literally only a couple of moments where the camera could have been improved. My only minor gripes with the film were that perhaps it was legitmately too subversive of the genre; it had a strong script and the star-crossing of the two was certainly a unique take but the 'lovers' point point could have been argued plus the audio peaked a couple of times. Overall very well done!

Oof. Ever lost a loved one? Yeah it bloody hurts and this effort conveyed that with immense gravity as two tightly knit sisters came to terms with having lost both of their parents in a tragic accident. Nice little touches like calling her sibling 'little bean' and it meaning something showed a good awareness for building character development, and the escapist but minimalist BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA fantasy pulled the wool over the audience' eyes very nicely when the required wish came into play. The audio could have done with some work here as some of the dialogue was hard to discern but very much appreciate going for the jugular with mature themes and a serious tone. That enormous puddle might have been the biggest I saw in the Wellington heats!

Be still my beating heart this was achingly beautiful and a rare example of mature, well-handled queer cinema in this competition. There's some adult teams who could absolutely take a leaf or 10 out of this team's book because they put a lot of teams to genuine shame this year simply by making a touching love story between 2 young thespians.

With an affinity for the bard himself and keeping physically active through running, the two young men studying Shakespeare catch each other's eye but the delicate propositioning always had something beyond their control getting in the way of their path. This was a well-thought out gentle yet charming film with a few technical bumps such as the opening couple of shots being out of focus and wind on the audio track for several outside shots, plus a couple of areas where the edit could have been tightened such as the overly long establishment that one character loved tea, however I'm giving high marks because it was a raw open window into young love that struck a chord. Whilst I may seem negative about the issues behind the scenes, I should note that the camera work was very solid and tidy in terms of framing and drawing the audience in.

Bullied art-student with mild verbal dyslexia blended right in to the alien invasion here which presented a very strong metaphor for being the odd one out....albeit through grotesque head explosions and ray guns. I thought that the vfx in this film were really well done and would not be surprised to see a nomination in the Wellington final if only that bloody award hadn't been combined with animation this year. The comic timing here made one of the best splatstick films in Wellington this year, and yes I'm aware that the team got 'Fish out of Water' as their genre. Generally engaging framing and very impressive editing, plus excellent use of whatever stock soundtrack the team had acquired. I think this team can hold their head very high and proud as it quickly reached the top echelon of high school films all time in Wellington for me.

A campaign to stop bulllying that misfires in the worst possible way produced a pretty remarkable tale of pathos via Sergei Eisenstein and A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Questions of how to stop persecution based on difference were raised but the reality of society and the system was brought to the forefront in a shuddering jolt. A towering showing by the lead actress I noted this taking a bit too long to get going and the sound being a bit flat, although it was clean. Kind of hate the rating system sometimes as genuinely can't decide between a 5 and a 6 out of 7. Consider my rating unofficially a 5.5

Well well well this was kind of bloody amazing, terrifying in a WOLF CREEK/HOUNDS OF LOVE kind of way with a "holy shit!" dolly zoom moment as New Zealand backroads were highlighted with a punch to the gut. Absolutely perfect example of short film making, taking a slice of the tale and that was all it needed to send shivers down my spine. Running desperation, a woman trying to scream and a maniacally sinister driver. Goddam.

Mockumentary about a would-be romantic and his quest for love...and I kind of liked it! (Shock, horror to all the steelpotato haters and my history of mocko roasting haha). We see that our young gentleman has been saving his best music for a special lady, and the way that he thinks a full blown serenade that comes as close to a marriage proposal as possible without actually being one the first time he sees his special lady in person. Just wow. Really committed performance here let down by some slightly hissy audio.

An amazing phone message gives a stoic hitwoman her next target, but the blind positivity of her Greenpeace leader target means that what should be a straightforward kill turns into a barrel of deadpan laughs romcom. Kind of worked better in my mind as an anti-romcom! The camerawork needed some focus and contrast to it plus was mostly static when some variety would have helped, and there was audible distortion on the soundtrack, but this team committed to an idea and ran with it which made it a highlight in the heat. Playing the material dead straight meant that being a 'yes woman' was highly believable as she had a job to do, and whether that took 1 second or 10 years it would get done even if it meant putting up with getting married or having a baby. A lot of promise here.

Entertaining escapade of a second chance to stop a young woman from being taken out and killed by a flying fox at the park. Songs were absolutely fantastic with wall-breaking lyrics that were both humorous and important to the plot of the film. Like FINAL DESTINATION but if death's target was anyone who wears headphones of doom. You know how it's actually kind of rare for every day things like going to the toilet (well, maybe not for 48hours) or blowing your nose being shown on screen? Well that was the sort of low budget cheekiness used to propel the story. Good reaction from the audience and I get the song framing device it did just need to be tightened up a bit.

Three Hawaiian shirt-wearing crims on a getaway struggle to deal with the fact that one of them has been shot and really needs a doctor. Camera was decent, script was working well and performances were engaging. But that ending....like the flattening of a balloon in all its cold mean spirited cliched predictability. Ruined the film for me.

Super low budget romcom time travel, or so we think. With a cardboard box, a circuit board and some wiring a whole lot of passengers are sent on their time travels to Moscow, Berlin and New York. Shaky camera shots at times, sound with issues, and a slow pace to the film were almost saved by a decent ending but the damage had been done. I just couldn't help but think of Chillybox's national winner from 2016 about a time travel centre and this being the complete z-grade antithesis to that.

A canned laughter tv show where the 'normal' office worker is blissfully unaware that his flatmate is a murderous cultist. Tar black comedy with a lot of puns, the cultist held the striking intensity for his role particularly well and the makeup and gore in the film was of high quality. The Hamilton joke got a massive guffaw although there were some significant technical issues in particular shots having completely different lighting from one cut to the next (in the same scene). I think given the one-joke nature of the film a lot more could have been brought to the table from a storytelling point of view as whilst the start of a friendship developed, it felt fleeting.

Given 48hours to kill her target by a vary watchful boss, a professional killer instead falls head over heels for her laundromat manager target. Knowing each other's name be damned this showed awareness of its tropes so well I'd arguably call it a parody. Really quite charming with a down to earth heart. Gave life to ordinary places and situations with deadpan comedic delivery of the script and a very very memorable boss; that creepy check up at her house was hilarious. Owed a lot to Romeo and Juliet and just a bit too static for my liking but slayed the crowd and was highly enjoyable overall.

24 hour body swap company that turns into quite the conundrum and raised ethical issues when addiction comes into play. Tonally wild flexing from obnoxious comedy to soul searching this had a fantastic concept that I feel could have been fleshed out a bit more, but was a good parallel for how a lot of people use virtual reality to escape the mundane. If you had come in late without the long setup that certainly would have helped, because as things were this really had a mix between dragging and then rushing. The camera work being in focus 100% would have been of great benefit as well.

A somber elderly woman bookended this film about an aspiring commerce student who was focused on study while her besty was out to party. Showed the inner pressure those who study hard do feel from peer pressure. The sound mix was unfortunately quite variable in quality but the lead actress knew how to hold the camera and present her emotions well.

I wasn't quite sure whether the final shot was a burn on Bachelors of Arts as it seemed like the elderly woman was disappointed to end up with that, when she had been studying commerce. If this was a burn on different fields of study to commerce then this went down a whole lot in my estimation but I'm assuming it was just a continuity error.

Raw morning after intimacy of 2 people who do not actually know each other that was sensationally scripted and very nicely shot. That alarm was so well done this could be a nominee for best sound design. I really liked the grade here and the framing was eye-catching, a rare example of making shooting inside somebody's house actually work in this competition as strewn drunk bottles in the forefront worked as a lovely literal through the looking glass metaphor. Maturity clearly helmed this film with some deep life lessons explored it felt incredibly real. The only thing that I kind of questioned was why add the film print flicker/specks etc? Quite impactful I think this stands a good chance to make the Wellington final.

To mine this was treading a damn fine line on the Ultra requirements. I've heard the explanation that the whole film was from the child's POV making them the lead, but films entirely from someone's POV are something I watch out for and there were multiple shots of the mum and dad outside the possible scope of the view of the car that for mine clearly made them also lead characters not supporting. Subversion is bloody great but was this given a bit of a free pass? Nobody who is not a judge that I've spoken to disagreed that the parents were also lead characters rather than just supports.

I don't think I've ever given a negative review to the films made by the people in this team whether Moffilaide or Simmo and Simmo and I'm not going to start now in terms of the film itself (very fun and slick as hell), I simply have gripes about Ultra and felt I had to bring it up because nobody else has. Appreciate this is technically a new team of course, and sorry for whining - I love what your team does and brings to the comp almost every year without fail! Others at the cinema described it as whimsical and I can go with that; close to the best 'heist' film in this year's comp from Wellington while at the same time being a very subversive fish out of water; a kid taken by mum and dad for their latest hit/gunfight is most definitely wrong place, wrong time shouldn't be there if you wanted a shining example. Stunt work was great and edit was on point. Huge audience laughs and kept everyone on the edge of their seat.

I'm not a judge this year and they are ok with saying the adults are supporting characters, so good luck at the finals!

After a 6 week preparation the woodfire pizza bbq of the century is ready to go for a colourful collection of animal food connoisseurs ranging from walruses to earthworms. Absolutely classic backyard humour the jokes came motoring in with really solid crystal clear voice acting. Appropriate behaviour at one of these events is examined such as whether a side dish actually works and just how bad coriander is as a topping, all the while completely celebrating the Ultra animal requirement with intimate zoology punchlines.

The main event itself now that was something to truly behold. The animals were salivating and given this was a 'Monster' genre film I can assure you the payoff was well worth the wait for both eager hungry animals on screen and film fans knowledgeable of what Squint Eastwood is capable of. So good. Really made me want Hell Pizza afterwords.

Headphones for time travel in post apocalyptic Wellington 2367 worked as a terrific time travel plot point in this musical that had some simply amazing highs along Oriental Parade. Exploring difficulty of solitude versus how your life can change when others accept you this film left me crushed. Utilisation of a large number of people willing and eager to party was well implemented, and going full blown classical Hollwood musical as you confidently breezed down O. Bay was something I’ll cherish watching for a long time.

Sensitive leisurely touching film about a young girl inheriting a very special family guitar. Special as it had been in the family for generations. The film played with a genuine delicate rhythm that felt personal and honest as a massive scope of examples of where the instrument had been used were portrayed on screen taking the audience on an emotional rollercoaster in a really good way. From sad cringe at aunties and uncles getting high and using it to strum a fun tune all the way through to a tangi. Full of arohanui I take my hat off to you.

GOOD sound design for the most part here as a possibly crazy lead escaped from the probably infected streets to have a good night of xbox and weed with his mates. The move to the dingy apartment following the zombified opening did create a slight lull however the kinetic chemistry the friends all held quickly pulled the film back up

A couple of stoner friends (one particularly homophobic) discuss the prophecy of Youngeesie Dingdang with an unnecessary talking head shot attemping to break the 4th wall at least once on my notes. Bugnuts in tone seems like the team had a “let’s get fucking weird!” weekend and that showed on screen. A lot of the jokes fell flat though, more wtf than haha…and lose the bloody homophobia jokes next time ffs.

A potty mouthed f-bomb spraying old man demands special K, which will clear our lead’s debt if delivered successfully. Queue low-brow besties conspiring to grab what they’ve been asked to and make a clean getaway. The team attempted a sleight of hand here and it got a couple of good chortles from the audience. The heist itself was solid but the setup and finale could have used some tightening up particularly in the edit.

Used the 48Hours platform to present a darkly comic call to get rid of plastic bags, through bumbling kidnappers and a startling can-do alternate universe female Prime Minister. Held mostly high production values and the jokes were well timed. Fairly decent sound with clear dialogue for the strong script. Probably a bit of a smokey stabbey dark horse for the shortlist.

Loneliess and envy of couples well conveyed here by a strong lead performance, who through a eureka moment sculpted his own destiny in more ways than one, played for slapstick laughs throughout. I enjoyed the positive atmosphere in this film and quirky ideas. Some dim lighting was a bit of a block, so to speak but the ice queen was some number 8 wire magnificent ingenuity.

Black and white minimalist animation that showed a wonderful friendship develop between a recently dumped girl and her new best friend unicorn. With charming picnics and shared sensibilities for pottery, the crisp clean animation was handled with aplomb. I particularly loved the subtitle touches such as the selection of equestrian netflix shows for our horned friend. Of course a bond over a breakup is one that is to be protected and so the defence of the friendship was a particular highlight. Makes me wish I had gone as clean and simple with my own animated film!

Awesome stuff here NITRO. A touching, beautifully acted little gem as a survivalist girl yearns with longing for the ability to go back and do things differently in her life. Framing was on point and the happy diner memories with her best friend provided a depth to the lead actress that most other films could only dream of. The friendship was conveyed so strongly that it was a bit heartbreaking knowing that we were witnessing the last day on earth. I really liked how the reality of truth or dare was portrayed as well, because in all honesty when young people play that deeply personal revealer they are not always ready. Moved me.

Yes I said "geeze that's homophobic" at the end of your film quite loudly in the cinema. Come on guys, it's 2018. Sheesh.

Do I really want to provide a full review about a film where the mail order bride turns out to be a gay guy, and the lead actor gets so freaked and scared he quickly murders the poor man? No, not really.

EDIT - I'm not a judge in 2018. Appreciate the film's defenders. Cheers.

Brave filmmaking here with some gobsmacking cinematography and clearly high-end equipment. Technically just really on point with A-grade editing and sound to top things off. That party was absolutely pumping without seeming staged. That's not to mention the virtuoso naturalistic performances in particular by the lead who conveyed a wide array of emotions from happy go lucky through party animal and desperate fuckup.

Fair cop for giving this one a warning as class A drugs are not something you see very often in this comp, but whilst the repercussions were harrowing there was never a hint of exploitation or intention to shock from the filmmakers. Personally those rooftop scenes and contemplation of life were even harder to watch but that's because they looked almost identical to the site of a personal tragedy. Coming back to the wizardy behind the scenes can I also just add that the I noted the lighting was great? And ooh yes this is subversive of its genre in a good way. Foreboding plot, impactful results.

Edgar Wright would be proud as you smashed, crashed and zoom cut your way around that kitchen like pros. The film seemed to go nowhere other than escalating the OCD components of our lead's daily morning ritual before pulling the wool over our eyes. Kind of a PSA really and the sort of film that does make you question the previous events usually, although due to the one actor and the pills it might seem more obvious to some.

At his first real day on the job as a genie(?) an office worker sucks up one too many times about wishing the day would always go so well when spoken to by his boss. The audio levels for the disgruntled customer were painfully loud, a rarity but I actually had to cover my ears because of that and the rest of the audio as taken off camera seemed to have a bit of static throughout. I would suggest looking to put some more dramatic content into the film next time as things just happened to our lead without me ever becoming fully engaged with him. Loop structure was almost there but the film could have easily chopped at least half its superfluous runtime.

Sorry to hear about the tech issues for your sound, as the story was original and I liked your surreal touches with the puppet animation. Lead performer seemed very lively in terms of their physical presence and when one of the team chimed in to dub audio real time it was a treat for the audience. Interesting reversal to have a cis person trapped in a trans world. It wouldn't be fair for me to give this a negative rating as I understand the sound issues were not the team's fault.

That was a truly great script and showed some genuine Jurassic-love as a multitude of dinosaurs were at high school trying to work together to stop an oncoming asteroid. I'm feeling like a goose for not really knowing the scientific names of the highlighted dinosaurs, however from what I do remember the scavenger was existential and genius whilst the T-Rex made a surprisingly touching model to remind everyone that love holds no prejudice. Minimal actual animation but high quality drawings and voice work. Oh yeah the free market jokes were out of this world good!

Basically a no budget version of A QUIET PLACE, with the monsters being conveyed as being everywhere through text messages shown on screen. Unfortunately a complete lack of originality here and no show of the monster was disappointing. The 'threat' became a laugh when a safety barricaded door supposedly opened from a monster relatively wide had nothing come through and was closed by a character without urgency. If sound design had been more immersive it may have sold the film more.

On the advice of his PC message from work, a cardboard suit cosplaying knight goes after a ghost in the Brooklyn bunker. Great work giving the singing a go but the diction could have used a lot more polish as I could barely understand what was being sung about for most of the film. Failed pizza joke through the mouthpiece was the best joke in this film. Questions of reframing the film almost came to mind due to the slightly surreal ending but then the filmmakers actually provided some clarity. Still not sure what really happened here, plotwise.

Rapper 'Lil Time' is documented and describes himself as being timeless, backed up by his producer, with an intercut concert performance mixing up proceedings. Rip Van Winkle would be proud of that sleeping and whilst this boastful film had a team behind it that knew how to utilise a camera the story was a bit simplistic and the extreme timeframe kind of came out of nowhere.

So, car dead in the middle of nowhere....yeah pretty subversive of the genre I'll give you that, although the fact I had to have a judge who had seen the film multiple times explain it to me means it kind of missed the genre mark quite badly, for mine. The reason is that yes the dead car drove the story by allowing some pretty raw self-examination and it coming back may have allowed the story to conclude but its RETURN from the dead never drove the story. This is probably just me though I'm fine if people disagree.
Script was really good, there were some moments that truly hit close to home and the editing was smooth allowing a well-paced story to develop about a couple heading to a wedding, where one of the parties was having doubts about their own relationship. The nice pacing allowed the film to breathe unlike a lot of other teams in this competition. I mean shit doesn't everyone worry about the future and doubt themselves at some point in their lives, in particular to big moments and decisions?? That was refreshing.
Other than my nagging about the genre I did note a couple of out of focus shots, and shaky camera inside the car when focused on the female lead. But those were minor technical gripes as you genuinely went out to the middle of nowhere where it was clearly windy and still managed to have pretty good audio.
Probably best to just ignore my star rating and focus on my positive comments; I'm just a stickler for genre and if the judges are on your side you're highly likely to make the Wellington final.

Sanctuary-set ensemble coming to terms with the apocalypse in a church, with some minor questions raised about faith compared to the world outside. I get a less is more approach but the nondescript church backgrounds with the characters standing around talking about the outside doom without any visualation created a bland film. Churches can be glorious so getting plain wooden boards behind characters for most of this was a bit of a bummer. I also appreciate the brave endeavour to try and utilise 5 or 6 actors and actresses but without a central protagonist the film simply lacked a clear narrative arc that would have helped proceedings immensely. A lot of the film was at least framed well, but there were a couple of shots out of focus and audio peak levels were variable.

A wild ride by Blue on Fish as a woman with only $7.57 in her bank account sets her eyes on a red honda accord through any means necessary, while the would be seller is only to happy to flirt along. The team did their best to subvert at every opportunity and also took the piss out of petrolheads which was entertaining in its own right. Technically well composed with just 1 or 2 lines out of synch towards the start of the film, the film was entertaining the audience well until the unfortunate cold blunt conclusion. Shame.

Set to a pulsing rhythm an expert thief plans his heist with meticulous detail when he learns that the royal jewels are going to be on display in a Wellington museum. Finely crafted with some top notch framing and precision, the intricate level of thought and detail put into the film were truly impressive. I really liked a lot of the ambiance in the film but yearned for more consistency of lighting as the shots that were heavily grainy took me out of the moment a little bit. The snapshots were also a bit low budget but played to good comedic effect. Also nice work on the end location! Lasers were gold.

Some really cool lighting on this film as a guy in a lab worked furiously to try and be able to reconnect with his long-lost photographer love any way he could. Wind on the soundtrack towards the beginning of the film was distracting, and the refrain from using dialogue and instead attempt to tell a detailed story through visual prompts did not really hit the mark for mine. We've seen quite a few time travel films where the concept is about making a past wrong right, and whilst it can hit deep if done right the editing here was a bit messy to the point that the message about what was happening became quite unclear.

A team with multiple former finalists among its members, good reviews so far and did well in audience voting but I must have watched a completely different film as when the credits rolled I had a "what happened here?" type reaction. The script simply did not make any sense to me. Summarised plot was a call centre worker had her apps come to sentient life with the parodies like dinkedin and skinder making her life more and more convulated at work, at home, and in her bed. I'm not sure if the team was trying their best to show stress for the lead to represent the thriller aspect of their genre, or to do their best to pay homage to BLACK MIRROR through black comedy, but to me it just came across as a bit frustrating. Generally well shot, and the lead actress did well with the material. The terms and conditions joke was good this just was not my cup of tea. Sorry.

Seemingly charming domestic house cat turns out to be fairly damn crass when given a voice by their loving owner inadvertently. Treaded the line between gross and introspective, almost a personal film at times, a couple of the jokes hit but I think I kind of missed the message here. As was said at the launch I'd encourage you to get out of your house for the shoot weekend!

A group who all badly miss their grandma think that a necromancer type with access to bringing souls back from other realms through a pentagon type seance is a good idea. Things of course don't go according to plan and so we get a hair metal bogan trying to adjust to modern life. Couple of nice touches of physical humour and a good grade to the film plus a nice comment on the frivolity of personal asset greed. However the story just never really became engaging due to unclear direction. Worked better as a back from the dead film than fish out of water (the actual genre) by a mile.

Yeah really good camerawork here involving a wide variety of shots that created tension and mood for the studying student struggling to focus but being stalked, unbeknownst to him. Really satisfying given how well the scholar was projected as a dickhead who didn't care much for library rules. Sound design was on point and editing was crisp. Short and sweet with a final shot that made me envious at your skills which is always a great sign. I noted a couple of camera shots early on that were slightly shaky but everything else was rock solid. Less is more in the best possible way.

So every single year there's a team that takes one of the required elements (rock, rope, insomnia in the past) and uses that as a mockumentary base for their storytelling. This year Kinda Fast But More Furious went with the 'Door Slamming' mockumentary approach. Funny at first as a previous door to door salesman explained clear motivation for wanting to catch illegal door slamming vigilantes, but the one-joke approach really did spread thin quite quickly leaving the second half of the film to drag. The out of focus shots were a downer for me although captured one of the best silhouettes in the whole competition through a glorious sunset shot. I'd say it was a nominee for that category if only the shot had added something to the film.

I get that the team did a full blown come back around arc approach but the story simply needed more depth given it was supposed to be 10 years+ and kind of just tickboxed that requirement.

So many talking heads as both the titular ghost and his uni hall colleagues were interviewed about how they felt re: a poltergeist living with them. The soundtrack had a lot of fluctuations and unfortunately was hindered by a clearly audible buzzing. Very talky with just a couple of physical humour jokes that the ghost angle could have played to a whole lot more. If you're going with the mockumentary angle I implore you to make sure your sound is on point and at least give the film some dynamism because the sit down talk approach gets old, fast.

Oh my I assumed this was time travel! Foreboding tone as a family man on a mission tried his hardest to make sure he got the formula right to not bump into himself in order to prevent impending doom. Nice glitch effects and well sold by the lead actor, though it did play a bit predictable. Sound was also watery for the first minute or so.

Someone hates tea! Hard sell of a Uni Tea Drinkers Anonymous group who all struggled to come to terms to their addiction to Early Grey and Dilmah, which was apparently the scourge of the earth and creating a reign of terror. Editing was a bit hit and miss here as significant passages of time passing were just represented with changes of clothes and whiteboard markings, although coming across both static and rushed at the same time. After most of the film was a sit down discussion of how bad tea was the anti-romcom element brought in at the last minute was probably the highlight of the film though a bit sad and harsh in tone. Ending was great, though.

Comedic exploration of addiction to pills through a heist angle with weird mix between staunch bodies in an industrial/warehouse backdrop and a dark turn done for laughs. The squeeky cleaning of the car provided entertainment although the story development was muddled. Casual in approach with surreal touches I think the addiction angle could have been pressed more as came across a bit throwaway despite being the main plot point. Editing could have also chopped a good deal out to focus on the storytelling.

A cleaner with a demanding boss and strict set of rules to abide decides he wants to do what he wants, with earth-shattering time travelling results. The device of choice for travel through time and space was an interesting choice with good payoff, the film felt like a good eff you to all the bad bosses out there. Variety of locations was impressive and most of the camera work was tight although I noticed some issues with movement early in the film and the contrast seemed overblown at times. Going big for scale gets point for me and the ancient warrior actually provided a haunting few moments of suspense. A clearer plot is what would have pushed this film higher. Spew was GROSS.

Impressive duo entry paying homage to late night b-grade horror sold on a fantastic film title or vhs cover. In this case we actually got a film within a film as the tape started and our tale of therianthropy unfolded. Curiousity was piqued throughout at each beat of the story, from bloody handed cereal eating, through terrible musician flatmate jokes right up to and including some wonderful z-grade transformation effects. A passionate lead performance with the 'fingers' shot getting a huge audience reaction. Didn't muck around and went for the jugular with what they had and I admire that. Sound was tinny, possibly deliberately.

Murphy's law for would-be romantics who try their absolute hardest to make things work despite dinner issues related to both fire and allergies, dropping coffee on important notes and being prone to danger of all kinds. This one had heart with the SAY ANYTHING joke a particular highlight, nervermind the shadow spoon choking (possible contender for best shadow?) and the leads had decent chemistry. I think the editing did need to be a bit tighter here as fell more into an anti-romcom for the most part, and the sound levels were at the point of hardly being able to hear dialogue.

After failing to check the back seat of a stolen car, a group of "hardened" criminals get more than they bargained for in the form of a clever young boy joining their gang. A decent script here playing well to the odd one out requirements of the genre, with a lowbrow homegrown attitude that was largely charming. Solid examination of tough external personas as well though perhaps could have played that angle a little more for more dramatic impact. Good use of the warehouse interior and ticked the ultra box by having the child as the clear lead. Sound however was a tad flat for me and whilst I really appreciated the subversion the majority of the film being sitting and talking or standing around (not all, mind) was what held it back a bit.

A girl who badly needs a friend in her life meets a monster, and from there examined the friendship through a pop ballad, hip hop number and jazz sax number. Unfortunately all the songs in the film had issues for mine and the tone was not enough to distract. The pop ballad whilst seemingly well sung was inaudible due to crackling, the hip hop song was hard to discern because whilst delivered with good flow it lacked diction, and then the jazz number seemed like the team were simply ensuring that they hit their predetermined goal of 3 distinctly different songs.

Please don't hate me there was some nice style to the film; the hip hop section in particular was colourful, fun and fast-paced.

However technically this film was on the backfoot from the getgo with the opening 30 seconds or so being particularly blurry, grainy or not well lit where it probably needed to be to establish the mood.

Looking to spice things up a bit in their sex life a couple call in help from what seemed to be a professional gigalo who looks like he is still stuck in a different time zone with white pants, completely unbuttoned shirt etc. Sex-mad and freaky horny he appears to be just the ticket they need to get things back on track despite hesitancy for help in the first place. I mean it was mum's idea after all! With a mixture of chocolate sauce and gooey fruit I thought this team were going for the subversion route of 'splatting' being just the messiness. Boy oh boy I was wrong. One of the most graphic films to grace the screens in Wellington's 48hours at least this got a massive audience reaction of groans and disgust. 2 things though that dragged this for me a little 1. Despite the huge audience reaction I cannot recall a single actual laugh when the blood came in and 2. the sound had issues in the whole first half of the film with significant discrepancies in audio levels and some hissing/buzzing on the track.

EDIT - forgot about the safeword joke. Bumped up a star. First half sound still a significant issue.

A heavily pregnant woman with dreams and aspirations for her unborn child to be strong, powerful and handsome decides to take a chance on a pamphlet found in a puddle that claims a witch can make her dreams come true. Pride can be a horrible sin though and if witches were real well deceptive traps would probably be there gateway I'm guessing. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about this one again as it was seriously chilling. Good sound, even better performances and oh my gosh that unrelentless jangling chanting soundtrack sounded like it came straight out of THE VVITCH. This would have been a shoe in for the Wellington final and nominations for best use of puddle and best use of prop, if not more. Real shame about the dq it was close to flawless.

Genuine contender for the overall top Wellington prize, as our lead came to grips with being dumped in an absolutely bravado dazzling display of emotional intensity, conveyed almost exclusively through movement and dance juxtaposed with a damaged soul, with music video quality shots cut in rendering feelings raw where required. The eyeball shots of crying in the rain for example. Just wow.

Also a shining example of making sure every single shot was tightly set up and played with just such absolute passion that I was in awe. Sound was perfect, with minimal dialogue other than the dumping and some very wise words of wisdom by people that matter the most in a young person's life. Even included actual high school footage where whoever was on art department duty had actually made an effort. I truly believed these adult actors were in their teens simply on the performances. Camera work on show was absolutely top notch there's very little negative I can think of to say about this film at all. Coming of age nailed? You betcha.

NCEA Level 3 Life Skills exam goes absolutely ballistic, in a balls to the wall display of craziness by this veteran team and it was all the better for it. Many scratch your head or blink your eye did I really just see that moments, as the exam produced some staggeringly ridiculous questions for the students to ponder. Almost all hilarious this film moved like a locomotive and when a question comes out that is worth 100 credits you know there's going to be effort made to obtain excellence! Really covered a lot of ground from spelling to toast to illuminati, and got quite dark and violent while still trying to keep some of the tender friendship elements in there that represent school. Largely raw technically with sound being haphazard but made up for by its energy.

A budget cereal eater struggling with his life takes a church pamphlet through no choice of his own, and then realises things are shit at the religious retreat he has been enticed to. The idea of a monster was only really suggested or hinted at with the wise old sage and the promise of a BLAIR WITCH potential creature on the horizon before a hilarious meta ether level burn for the actor who left halfway through the weekend, called out directly by this team as a meta joke ending. Taking the piss out of the elements was hilarious and I hope you enjoyed the massive laugh you got at the cinema, because you deserve it for that stunt. Sorry to hear about your actor quitting though!

A spokeswoman for Giggles with God provided the chorus to the fire story that proceeded on screen about a quest to make an amazing fire song. The need to ignite and not blow smoke by a would-be rapper was portrayed throughout the film, pushing the fire element and associated puns constantly. The second half of the film was where things came alive, as we got some solid hip hop beats and even better choreography and cinematography with the male hip hop afficionado not saying a word and yet signifying a change in direction for the film with a laid back vibe. The chorus element did give the film a bizarre appeal, and the spit puddle of blood got some strong audience reactions. My main gripe with the film was the unclear plotline.

At the Aro St video store an employee shows a penchant for being able to deal with tricky customers in some quite interesting ways, and this calm persona serves her well for friendships although not unfortunately for her health. Spanning across the change from vhs to dvd to blu-ray this played like the filmmakers wanted to show their love for the heart of Wellington home video (no issues for me, I'll always be a massive fan of Aro Video). The opening and closing acts of the film were strong, but a felt that the storyline got a little bit muddled in the middle and sound had a lot of issues, although having said that the conclusion was raw and touching.

What would you do if you could plead your case for a second chance at life? This went deep and as a father hit my touchy feely nerves in a big way. Impeccably framed throughout as a taxi driver picked up a passenger and took them for the probably final ride of their life. Nobody needed any baggage where they were going. It seemed like the route this was headed in was obvious 60 seconds into the film, but believe you me there was clearly a skilled hand behind this to pull the strings like it did. Just little touches here and there like keeping things interesting with framing inside the car, and creating dramatic mood with cuts to a look in the rearviewmirror that doubled as a look back onto the passenger and yet at the same time exploring predetermined destiny, this is a sure fire thing for the finals and a very good chance for nationals.

Oh man that opening shot of the record playing was majestic. Deeply crisply saturated black and white art just oozing out of the frame...only for the film to unfortunately fall really flat for me in terms of the actual plot. Murderous and cold dinner party with a heavily bound and gagged woman being talked at about God's will and armageddon, this explored a slice of the SE7EN concept but without really offering much new other than a much more questionable explanation for murder than John Doe ever did.

I'm pretty over violence against women in this competition :(

Ever seen the film IN MY SKIN? Well a papercut here and we're away laughing, or shuddering, or being transfixed to be honest as a couple quickly realise a joint fetish for flesh and bones, literally. A full on assault of smash cuts and biting but played with subtle precision by the leads despite what they had gotten themselves into. Gross at times but reflective on abusive relationships and a metaphor for knowing when to get out which was most impressive. Punchline absolutely killer, excuse the pun. Would have had higher marks with a bit more technical polish.

Scorned by his sisters that he will never win an Oscar that he dreams of and talks about to himself in the mirror, our young lead decides to get an Oscar any way he can. Now where's Peter Jackon's awards room when you need him? Quick witted and good ingenuity to sell the LOTR director himself as an angry hobbit, this subverted its genre well. Acting was particularly good by the young lead, and the ambitious plan made for a good heist fit. Fun and classic kiwi humour, but I think the film would have benefitted from just a tad more tension when the plan itself was put into action.

Spooked loudmouth armchair film critics show that paranoia and what they show you in the movies can escalate things very quickly when you find a hockey stick in an alleyway. The interplay between the 2 lead actors was really terrific, with a solid script and immersive character creation. Bit of a shame to go for the unexpected violence against a woman trope which has plagued the competition for years, although the timing of the comedy here was edited very soundly. As a comedy of errors this really was top notch as the splats kept on splatting, but giving the audience enough time to recover from their last bout of laughs before producing another unexpected gag. Good work on utilising both the CBD and the beach as distant locations can be a tall order. I just WISH you hadn't gone with the guitar beat from Elvis Costello Pump It Up/Rogue Trader Voodoo Child for your pivotal scene. Loses a whole point for that.

Struggling to come to terms with the passing of his girlfriend, a man thinks that there may be a link to the afterlife through his computer and some scientific wizardy that he has conducted. But his friends all think he's lost the plot and just needs a bit of comfort. Queue moodily lit graphics on screen, some decent fx and a slightly unexpected turn. I felt that this film needed to trim quite a bit of fat as there were extraneous shots before the film really started to get going, and a couple of lines of dialogue were out of synch. Overall enjoyable mood and tone though and a solid lead performance.

I might need to retrospectively go through films on this review site because the number of teams strongly influenced by HER is quite staggering this year (and ELECTRIC DREAMS but that's another story)

A family of genies and their company were documented dealing with a lack of wishes for people in the world in 2018. This played mostly as a one joke film with the team throwing every possible boner reference into the mix that they could think of. A lot hit the mark although when material became exhausted the film did hit a bit of a lull. The chicken jokes and development of genuine sympathy for the family did give the film a second act although the editing during the first half of the film was of a lot higher standard as the ending felt rushed and predictable. Having said that the first half of the film did have a few too many talking heads moments for my liking.

EDIT updated star rating to correct (for me) 3 stars. Sorry had the wrong (and probably appeared to be mean) 2 stars in here until I corrected myself.

Playing within their own absurdist rules, a bus stop kidnapping goes terribly awry and we got a whole lot of weird here. When I see awry I mean bonkers as someone who wanted to play house took things way too literally with human 'patients' and Sylvainin family toys although the film teetered on the brink of reality throughout. The sewn mouth provided a feeling of whatthefuckery but motivations for the collection of people was unclear and the third act whilst producing understandable escape desperation did not satisfactorily end proceedings.

An aspiring always-late student driver signs up for lessons with ulterior motives, but being unable to even go around the cone obstacle course means that his plans get a bit scuppered. A charm offensive and quick trip to the countryside though and he's away laughing. "Go big or go home" was the order of the day for this team, and whilst I massively appreciate the sprawling drone shots the jarring camera shifts did take me a little bit out of the moment. I also unfortunately got lost in the plot and what the revelatory trip to the countryside represented. Flashback to an event that had happened around 30 seconds prior in the film was also perhaps unnecessary and sound was up and down. My tip would be to focus on clearer storytelling as there was promise with a couple of good laughs.

What a good boy that dog was! Percival I think I saw on the credits? Managed to keep a very calm demeanour as all hell was breaking loose for his masters due an unexpected nasty terrorising the neighbourhood. Direction on this was really top notch and the team showed their experience in building suspense in such a short space of time, with money shots that celebrated the genre in the best possible way. Aware of tropes and yet subversive as domesticated bliss came under attack like an old sea monster film.

EDIT - Winnie! Not Percival...lol

Metaphorical self-examination that went pretty dark and deep about personal demons, through a mixture of poetry, singing, mushrooms, puppets and alcohol. I liked the strong arc for the lead who had solid screen presence. The film was well edited and shot although I'm not sure what happened with the windowboxing for the framing? Irrelevant though as was quickly drawn in. Really appreciated the big ideas and I know musical is tough, so thank you for the effort, the film would have rated much higher if the songs were better, for mine.

A former acting star who rode the coat tails of one catchphrase early in her career all the way to Hollywood returns to Raumati South for an interview to give back to her roots. The banana republic/fatigue/split joke was on point but a lot of the film was a sit-down interview that repeated information in different ways. I'm giving this one positive marks because of good camera work and your male interviewer was simply superb.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I genuinely don't think I have EVER laughed as much at a film in this competition. So so so very very good.

In this hypothetical future Dr. Huxtable himself may have died but that doesn't stop justice-seeking scientists from ensuring that his clones serve out his remaining sentence now does it? The blockheads were absolutely frigging genius, the generator/clone machine was mind boggling and the pacing was frenetic. I don't know if everyone will love this as much as I do because of not being quite technically perfect (the opening couple of shots were wobbly) but honestly fuck being technically perfect - if a film is this funny it doesn't matter and this film brought tears to me eyes from laughter! :D

Hilarious black comedy escapades in a survivalist's bunker who had hunkered down as soon as the Christchurch earthquakes hit. From the get go Outcasts established a strong impending tone of doom as the group almost walked into deadly nightshade, before having to weight up whether their apocalypse ready friend had lost her marbles or not. Said survivalist was delightfully manic and carried the film strongly, and to get a sense of the film the fact that Sharknadoes off the coast were believable to the group probably hits the nail on the head. Sure fire nominee for best use of puddle. Yuck.

When given the opportunity to break his curse through acquisition of a magic chalice from a dark lord, a muscle-bound warrior with legs the size of tree trunks laughs at the face of danger and heads off on his quest. Really strong acting performances by both leads, GOOD sound (thank you!!!) and some absolutely strikingly beautiful imagery this was a slice of sword and sorcery fantasy at its finest. This team had really fine control of their camera, giving the tavern where the quest was set an air of authenticity simply through tight framing and whilst vfx were minmal they were effective. The cave shot with the frozen figures and the fog was one of the best I've ever seen in 48Hours. Not wholly original but Albert Pyun would be proud. Shame about the dq!

After chore completion a mother and son bond over and inside a family photo book. Yep you heard right, and it was glorious! The comedic exaggeration of the mundane concept of cleaning was wonderfully done, and the bonding of mum and her child over several family memories was absolutely lovely. Strong acting performances and surreal when the keynote to the film took us on a literal trip. Jokes came thick and fast and hit for the most part, with just some minor audio levels being a bit out. Overall fresh, fun, colourful and highly imaginative.

Excellent voice acting for this ANIMAL FARM-inspired group who shared their nightmarish thoughts about what humans do to them, whilst the team threw in some high quality drone shots. Of course hearsay and rumour can be ghastly things especially when someone gives a barbaric recollection and another gives a version of events that is much more towards lighthearted family fun. The attitude conveyed by the vocal performance for the llamas was admirable, while the horse with the Scottish twang also had some high quality moments in the film. I like that this was not an ultra team and yet clearly inspired to work with animals anyway! The 'demon' dancing was haunting and the synching was fairly amazingly done all thing considered I just felt the story could have done with more of a dramatic arc.

Furious scribbling in the dark here because this was theoretically the only ever screening the public will ever get to see of this film, the 3rd masterpiece in 3 years by Tim Hamilton. Confident, self-aware, introspective but genius, comedic and engaging I am seriously in awe of this man's talent every year he enters the competition. So so sorry to hear about the dq.

Moving away from the meta make a film in 48 hours structure to a loving ode to his mother, DQ Tim went wild into the bush, far away from even the wop-wops and allowed the audience to share in his journey. The drone shots were simply staggering and gave the film a sense of scope that was far more than 1 man trying to make it back to civilization for mother's day after having 1 corona or 12 too many the night before. As the dire situation sunk in the required puddle this year was put to fantastic use to allow Tim/Tim to discuss himself and his mum in a way that was raw but charming and wholly unique; a message of love for yourself and your family that simply made my day. The river and plunge was glorious too. Thank you!

Technically amazing as always, this went quite deep on concepts of immortality and human nature vs technology with an open-ended approach that had the audience captivated. Serious nods to THE MATRIX but without any homage and a genuine attempt to do something different, with a dreamy yet sinister vibe to the whole proceedings. Those tunnel shots were truly something. Visual effects were also subtle but terrific and the script whilst minimalist kept an air of intrigue as to who the Morpheus-like overlord was and what he meant to our protagonist.
I'm expecting this in the Wellington final because the film as described above is very strong, but as an 'Ultra' film I'm seriously disappointed. Yes there's children and yes the events of the film kind of skirt/subvert that regarding the adult protagonist. I'll wait until others have seen the film to say any more.

EDIT = Film would have been a 6/7 if not for the Ultra shortcomings.

A hyper-sensitive to sound uni student learns to be careful what he wishes for, when his frustration with the world around him leads to his ears losing hearing for a day. Rather than seek any advice or help of course he just meanders around Wellington like Monsieu Hulot completely unaware of any danger that might be coming his way. The smash cuts you used were nicely done and there was a fast pace to proceedings however the plot was a bit thin for mine, and whilst it conveyed the idea of the film decently the audio mix was quite variable in quality. I'd also recommend to avoid potential copyright areas like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (even though it was a cover and only 5-10 seconds of the song) or footage of BBC's Planet Earth...

Pot-bellied chain smoking 35 year old goes back to high school to become the champion of the school he always dreamed of being, with backing from his mother and a desperate principal. As though 21 JUMP STREET was starring a loser who lived at home and had such poor iq that being picked for the 1st xv was a non-issue for investigatory boards. I noticed quite a few technical issues here with the whole party being shot a bit out of focus, disruptive wind on the soundtrack more than once and some camera shots even cutting characters' heads. Handful of good laughs for the audience but what brought this down for me personally was the talking heads component of the film.

Safety protocols and high-vis vests will never be the same following this high quality incredibly strange monster movie by Daniel Cook's team where things quickly went awry for the new team put through their paces. The smug benefactor boss was played with aplomb, and your tongue-like slug monster effects really hit the mark for me. Lo-fi as fuck but very well shot and cut with a snappy ferocity to the proceedings. Jokes really hit the mark and me even mentioning the cat footage as questionable probably means you succeeded in what you set out to achieve. Disturbing and hilarious in my book.

A girl desperate to escape from "The Buzzing" that fills her head with painfully high-pitched sounds sings here about her inner struggle and provided good exposition for the end of the world events. The team worked around their budget with some nice shots to establish a sparse world at the brink. Your lead actress also had a really nice voice and props for giving it a go. The high-pitched sounds were mixed to the point I had to hold my ears and not sure whether that was intentional, but if I was feeling what the girl was feeling then that's pretty meta. It seemed this team was a good size so I'd encourage you to use more people to act next time.

Made the case that what we do as a child affects us as an adult, where young Call of Duty fan Taylor ended up in the military. However also introverted the expectation of dealing with battling parents when push came to shove which was a nice touch. Breaking the 4th wall was a nice touch also and your young lead carried the film well. I do wish that the cuts between footage that had music to the different time zone with only camera sound had been a bit smoother as it took me out of the moment.

Challenging expose of a doomsday worker and his introspective analysis of the afterlife. The script crammed a lot into this one with jokes about superannuation, HR and collective agreements, with weird segue-ways thrown in at random moments. Production design also went all out here with well-produced pamphlets and a genuine attempt to show a fully fleshed out world. However most of the film was static sitting and talking in an office, there were several instances of framing missing the 50/50 line, sound peaking varied considerably and whilst the concepts were ambitious the storyline was unclear.

Following a plague striking almost everyone off the face of the earth this film followed the somber journey of 2 best friend scavengers one of whom badly needed medicine to stay alive. Desaturated and muted in feeling this was an intimate affair and held the audience's attention strongly. The coughing of blood was impressive and the film was well paced with a good camera eye for framing, although lighting at times was hit and miss.

At first I thought the description of the outside concrete cityscape of buildings as 'beautiful' was a rookie mistake but with a quick rabbit hole approach the dark comedy here was well acted as 2 lovers argued about everything imaginable.
Decently shot with the bland sterile apartment utilised as a strong plot device, this team went with a kitchen sink approach to subvert everything they could possible think of regarding romcoms. A few lines were dubbed out of synch and whilst there was a clear beginning to end structure some of the tonal shifts whilst funny were a bit jarring.

Lo-fi FRANKENSTEIN in reverse where our lead was prone to dismemberment and re-attachment of missing limbs was at the top of his list in life, at any cost. Very much embodied the BAD TASTE guerilla approach that inspired the genre with a commanding performance by the man with missing limbs. Exceedingly poor though to show your computer screen having "EZTV Torrents" links, but I'll forgive you for the entertainment and also having fucking amazing songs. Can only wonder what would have happened if you got musical!

Ambitious concept of smartphone technology both controlling our lives more than we realise, but also exploring the concept that it can serve a not-so-positive purpose. Debonair businessman was the perfect folley for this setup and we saw the effects on his professional and personal life. I liked the ideas but the storyline got a bit muddled when the antagonist was introduced.

Ok so I'm literally one of the biggest fans of 'Streets of Rage' that you'll ever meet so when that logo came up I was hooked from the get go. The beat em' up guy who wishes he no longer has to clean up the streets, well wishes are meant to be granted in this genre right but before you know it this has gone on a massive left turn, right turn and then slapped you in the face when it comes to your expectations. Retro aesthetic was clean and simple but perfect for your switch fighter. Hilarious. Voice acting soooo good!!!

Like if everyone in the world got stopped by CLOCKSTOPPERS but the one person not frozen is incredibly clueless. This idea had potential but the sound mix had a lot of issues and several shots were out of focus, whilst the general premise did not really progress further than making us question if we were supposed to feel sympathy for the lead that they were the last person alive. Punching an alarm clock at least got a good laugh out of me.

Mostly shot as vertical cinema from a phone POV/found footage approach as freshly turned 18 year old lads venture into town for the first time on the prowl. Very naturalistic in approach it seemed like the script came from a very familiar place. Sure looked like real vomit here too...Champagne popping, uber driving and courtenay place. Well done day-after repercussions that almost reframed the previous events but the verite approach once the drinking started simply felt too much like a low budget Project X in my opinion.

BODY HORROR! Thank you! Leisurely Sunday drives have never been more creepy especially when they include alluring mystical horrifying boxes at riverbeds and perhaps the creepiest creature I've seen in 48Hours. Shudder. Big audience reaction and deservedly so. Fine example of less is more.

Talk-singing angel pursued the woman of his dreams after coming to earth and proclaiming his story was his musical. A couple of nice burns by the female lead it was a shame about the tech issues with the warp stabilizing needs fixing messages in the first half of the film. Musical can be tough but I appreciate that you went all in with what you had.

Yeah I'm not going to be down on this one as was infectious in its positivity despite some technical holdups in terms of editing and sound where unfortunately wind was on a lot of the track. A fashion retreat in the woods allowed 3 epic micro fashionista biopics that had big ideas about country vs city and, fashion as a deep concept and finding individual identity.

Last call for alcohol in the land of the dead where drinks are on the house at the bar for the recently deceased. Forelorn in nature and contemplative although also had some fairly dark comedy. Gains a star for hugely entertaining meta credits.

Genuinely batshit insane. I saw the title and was expecting something inspired by the old Tim Curry sci fi show from the 90s and instead got a hilarious romp through the last day on earth in Wainui. Boy oh boy this team was out to entertain. A lot of jokes missed but several of them hit such as the meteor spotted out the window with a "nope!" response. The fight to be the last survivor on the last rocketship anyone would realistically want to stake their life on was mind boggling stuff, from the blunt gun death through to jenken. But the Prince of Wainui....just wow - not sure if incredibly strange or best worst is still a thing but you guys are up for my award this year at least. Sound was unfortunately very raw.

With Y2K fast approaching, love comes in the most unlikely of places, a party in 1999 where our lead falls for Sally...a laptop. Slow motion puddle in this was fantastic and the actor was so good it was a borderline genuine romcom for mine. But then the premise is so ridiculous that is certainly fits outside the box as required. Solidly framed throughout with just minor lighting blemishes and a couple of bad misses on the 50/50 line. I was there on the waterfront when the millenium came around and this honestly captured the mood extremely well, right down to the laptop and (separate) keyboard actually being from the era. Loved the understanding grandmother and some high quality shots of Wellington. Wouldn't be surprised if this makes the shortlist.

A pizza delivery goes very very wrong as the delivery person and HQ get their wires quite seriously mixed up. This has nice interplay between the 2 leads, a good sense of anticipation due to nice editing and initial dialogue but I felt the ending was quite abrupt. I also feel like the film effectively got Acts 1 and 2 of a short heist film but failed to deliver Act 3 by going for the quick comedic payoff that played a little predictable.

A time travelling guide explained the mechanations of time travel in particular the idea of challenging tragedy. The set design was of particularly high quality and the lead actor who played 'Cronos' had watchable creepy screen presence. The negative marks for mine were an over-reliance on exposition because there was definitely some promise to explore the doors of time. Nice ending, mind.

Unfortunately disqualified as this got a lot of laffs however for mine whilst a completely different genre that was tonally an incredibly similar film to Typhoids film last year. I'll also continue to call out talking heads as a lazy filmmaking technique as I have for 12 years in this competition. But I'm gasbagging; the film's title basically told you everything you needed to know about what would follow for 5 minutes as 3 contestants showed their best murderous skills to become NZ's next top slasher. A sinister clown, morbid poison expert and incredibly loose "Gary from Gore" being the entrants. Psychopathic judges played the material well with deadpan delivery (the rabid Hannibal Lecter inspired judge the absolute highlight of the film) but I wish Carter Nixon acted every year because his presence was sorely missed.

Dreams are a powerful force and this hazy rumination on love through what happens when we sleep explored to mine the idea of souls quite well. My main issue with the film is that it never clearly seemed that the star-crossed protagonists were ever lovers to begin with, and if my interpretation of the film is correct then I would have really liked to have seen that explored more. Some beautiful shots but the overambition created some confusion.

Now here we go, genuine contender this one as our lead struggled to make his way to his party destination in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere.

Of course he also happens to be alone in his car with only an Alexa-type phone for company...

Seriously awesome sound design in this film, barely an ounce of fat to it, sublime camerawork and a lead performance by Jordan Rivers that is going to take some beating to stop him taking out the top Wellington award. Hints of CHRISTINE, IN FEAR, 2001 and KNIGHT RIDER but absolutely it's own beast and all the better for it. I mean jeepers creepers this was a thriller and it actually gave me goosebumps at a certain key dramatic point! I've been impressed by Stock Standard's continuing maturity in this competition and this is their most sublime effort yet. Just shy of 7 stars but that may change after the Wellington final.

Drinking goon must mean you're wishing for something better in life, right? Clever concept and very kiwi in its audience side splitting humour, the genie in particular had very strong screen presence in this one. Solid subversion of the whole concept of genies and wishes with the idea of what if the genie didn't always get the wish right? Vegas joke was hilarious and the film had an electric pace to it. Churr bro in tone but with a sinister underlying, a significant improvement for Skooterman Pictures. Well done.

So many fish puns and a great comedic use of a puddle - I hope the guy who took the fall got some just reward! Basically an out of town tech-savvy cousin came and struggled to fit in with his athletic relations. Some tightening of the story and use of more dynamic camera angles (almost everything was wide to super wide) would have been of immense benefit however the tennis court ball barrage was gold. Also I saw in the credits a mention that the version of the Happy Days theme song you used was royalty/commercial free and I think you've missed the mark there.

The lifeless life of a very unshaven NCEA candidate is given meaning when they get a camera. I think I could see what the team were trying to do by stripping backgrounds of imagery to represent the drab world of school, but the visual storytelling to show the journey of the lead and his life improving through photography lacked impact. I think if dialogue had been utilised some of the concepts the team were trying to convey may have come across more soundly because the film's narrative arc did fall a bit flat.

I assume that this team has never seen 'Gunther and Me' by Prime Rib but I'll let that slide as addressing lonerism with a best friend monster in the closet metaphor is a solid storyline concept though highly unorginal. Having said that this team were all in on having a friendly Seasame Street vibe with playground adventures and bonding. Payoff was gold too and drew a big smile for utilising the $2 budget they had for a monster paw as an asset rather than any sort of hindrance.

Domestic bliss...no more like domestic hiss here as kitchen and career frustrations bore brunt to multiple deaths for and returns to the land of the living for a video game industry bum. Lighthearted with several well used puns although a couple of punchlines fell slightly awkwardly with the audience. Death by vacuum was probably the highlight. The reason for coming back from the dead did seem a bit unclear and I was not quite sure if the team were trying to blur the idea of fantasy vs reality. Kind of a moot point though as keeping the mystery for why someone comes 'back from the dead' has its value. Entertaining, but clear cohesion on the story was not quite there for mine.

Comparisons to Love.exe by Bork! are going to be close to instantaneous to anyone with a knowledge of this competition, but they would be unfair. What Empty Cup have done through simple geometric CG animation, and I say that like it's nothing when it's most definitely not, is to create a fully fleshed out world within the confines of robot prison defined solely by bot-shape, and progressed through incredibly subtle movements for emotion and exceptionally strong sound elements.

I'll need to watch this again but not often has so much been done with so little in 48Hours. Is there an afterlife or ethereal limbo for robots? Are these even robots or is there a soul component? Why are they in prison? What is the puddle at the start? Left me wanting more in the best possible way and probably a strong contender for the best Wellington solo/duo award, at least.

"Davey's Dump! Davey's Dump! Davey's Dump!".....aaarrrghhh! EFF YOU couch kumaras for making one of the catchiest 48hours songs of all time! I kid of course, in all honesty this operatic eco warrior love train splatters you in all the best possible ways. I was thinking to myself earlier tonight that I wished you had done more than one song, but then I gave it a second thought and nah there's enough layered melodies, breakdown verses and bravado professional level singing here to put most other teams in the competition to shame. What I particularly liked about the film was the sense of urgency, coming in late to a fully fleshed out centre for rubbish, and giving the audience just what they needed in the alloted 5 minutes. Some purile jokes and very cleverly disguised lyrics meant that the anti-romcom component was well covered. See you at the finals. Again :)

Frigging heck Blowfish make amazing films. Did not check my watch but this must have barely clocked in over 60 seconds. The only problem is that this creates an almost blink and you miss it approach, most definitely leaving me wanting more. Will the beautiful utopian/dystopian sci film covering vast cityscapes and barren wastelands but for arguably moments be seen the same way by the judges or is there enough here to progress further? Only time will tell.

[DQ] Not sure of the name of the film here but the adventures of the murderous Hattie Hatpin from Toyhead Collective continued again this year. Animation was a lot better than previously and I adored the fact that you basically went big or went home (very sorry to hear you were late), with world domination on the agenda starting with a DESPCIBLE ME style fraternity of evil. Given it's the last day on earth it would be time for a Monty Pythong inspired shark submarine, wouldn't it? I would have given this one higher marks if the last day on earth aspect had been more to the forefront of the film, but really do admire the improvements made by the team, and while murderous the satyrical destruction of the oppressive male patriarchy made me grin.

A Baywatch-loving Chinese exchange student in New Zealand uses his Kiwi friend/former penpal to try and win the girl of his dreams/obsessions. Energetic lead performance conveying the confidence we'd expect from the underdog in a romcom, creating a strong setup for the "anti" part here. The audience definitely liked this one however I'd just be careful about using things that are probably not ok copyright-wise (karaoke videos in the background and the song from F.R.I.E.N.D.S even in another language probably not ok)

The story of sperm on their voyage to the egg re-framed into a world of surreal chaos where all swimmers had articulate personalities and traits necessary to help with the 'heist'. All the genre tropes were covered with plans laid out and unexpected obstacles doing their utmost to prevent a pregnancy. The double step-back on FANTASTIC VOYAGE was pretty choice if you ask me. Diction/audio mix was not always great but I thought this was overall original and fresh.

Seemed like a Groundhog Day concept of stopping a flatmate getting murdered with greater opportunity at every wakeup, but the team then made a valiant effort to try and splice up the seemingly straightforward loop like TRIANGLE did so effectively all those years ago. I hate to be a spoiler but the main problem is that what I've described effectively is almost the whole film. You had some great angles and sound effects were timed very nicely but at other times the lighting was terribly grainy or non-existent which took me out of my suspension of disbelief. I just wish there was more meat to the story.

Topical splatire about the Wellington renters markets; tenants desperate to get a house at any means necessary, then go even further to get the rent price to go down when they remember they're not millionaires. Silly as anything bringing to mind a Three Stooges sensibility (only 2 actors here though) I liked the commitment to corniness and the payoff put my heart in a blender, so to say. Good laughs but the audio was poor in large stretches.

New relationship energy is a very real thing. It's exciting to meet somebody new and this team captured that really well with infectious positive attitude despite the tough genre. Star-crossed? Yeah sure, although the roadblock of the whinging girlfriend here was more like a road cone ready to be stolen on a drunken bender. Nevertheless big laughs in the heat and a whole lot of promise. Better audio next time and a tighter storyline that mixes up tropes will have you going places.

By the way so remember how we said don't shoot in your apartment/have shots of people making food? Well yeah the Cheerios bowl the size of a human head and comedic payoff here was well worth these guys saying whatever and running with it.

Following a very recent family death, a birthday cake complete with candle is presented. "Make a wish" and the rest is history. Although of course there's no such thing as a free lunch, and so oneiric J-Horror makeup and backyard burials become the order of the day much to the chagrin of our protagonist. Strong screen presence from the lead actress given very little dialogue, and engaging audio ambiance this was very much a foreboding folktale that I imagine would affect anyone who has lost somebody close to them. The only thing is that I swear I've read this exact folk-tale/ghost story previously.

Holy fuck guys that editing was SIIIICK. Drug-addled shroom-tripping via MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE. Meta commentary on the fungus among us? Just a scribbled note I had. But yeah visually a masterpiece for most of the film, cult in tone as the spoils of a forbidden treasure of shrooms were enjoyed by a select few. Nightmarish, glorious, neon but ghostly my mouth was agape at the literal trip back through the door post-pill ingestion. Also noted that it was a comment that what goes around comes around. It's rare to be taken on such a voyage in this comp. Slightly more of a story and you'd get full marks from me.

EDIT - hey as Wellington finalists you should probably take this down from the screening room in case you get in the grand final :)

So very verite, permutations and observations on high school life abounding. Played like a trip down memory lane and the comments and concepts of youthful love were quite touching ideals, replicating the high school experience well. However technically held back in a few areas with a muddy sound-mix making observations quite difficult, and focus being lost on the shaky black and white imagery regularly. Solid use of shadow puppets as well but a focus on storytelling with some sort of dramatic arc would have helped this film I feel.

Glad to see another fan of A QUIET PLACE. Eery and with solid sound-design this team worked around their budget limitations to make a terse yet tense low budget high school escape from a monster tale. Props for the commitment to selling the monster on growls and shaking, though for mine it is a hard sell of the genre without any creature visualisation.

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Pretty much perfect. Goosebumps on the skin and not a moment of fat to the storytelling. Incredible sound mix, foreboding and gripping unique original vision. Touche.

My apologies for the late review but the calling out of judges not appreciating subversion by a bunch of 7 star reviews for this film did not go unnoticed.

Over half the film was spent on speed dating where attempts at insightful comical humour were made however to me the self depreciation of the average kiwi male did feel rather cliched. I'm a huge fan of Takashi Miike's fan AUDITION (in other words I'm a huge fan of slow burning horror) and so whilst dating has been massively overdone in 48 I still did like the ability to hold the frame during the dates.

Building to a cold drab murderous mean spirited factory/warehouse conclusion was not unexpected unfortunately. There was a fine musical score in the 2nd half of the film however the plot development in terms of any story was for me a massive problem. Acting fine, technically fine in particular camerawork. Shit even editing was fine but at the end of the day there was a story that to me personally was simply not engaging.

What I liked about this film: excellent audio, steady camerawork and the moments where the 'lovers' were genuinely on the run (well into the 2nd half of the film) such as the car chase vs the gang of EYES WIDE SHUT masked assailants featured really strong cinematography.
I did find that the script felt a bit stilted however and whilst I would never expect or want people to replicate BADLANDS/BONNIE & CYLDE/WILD AT HEART etc I was surprised with the narrative arc taken. I liked the subversion attempt but struggled because I personally felt there was only really one lover on the run - the pet to me didn't really count (and yes I did see it noted in the film that pets provide love and companionship - it still didn't make her dog her lover in this film)

Heavily saturated subtitled peacocking kung fu love quest. Acknowledged the sappy but kept the film wuxia where they could. Populist humour produced the best laughs here eg pop culture references and bad dubbing, as the send ups/nods to HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS and ZU WARRIORS OF MAGIC MOUNTAIN were quirky but for mine a bit ambitious. Certainly memorable but pacing a slight concern as did follow largely the same angle throughout.

A genuine race against the clock to save a perfect first date when a bathroom break doesn't go quite as planned. My goodness me this was an urgent film, never boring for a second with flash cuts, split screens, blockbuster camera movement and a pulse-pounding score. Really threw all the editing tricks in the book at the screen and stood out for the better because of it. Comedic timing was bang on and to me an absolutely charming film with terrific acting performances but at the end of the day your enjoyment of the film will hinge on how much you enjoy toilet humour.

With a strong dystopian foundation laid out (animation was a massive advantage to be able to show a decrepit Wellington) this morbid and charming effort by Lovely Bongo Drums brought a smile to my face from ear to ear. Felt like what Tex Avery would have done if he had access to flash software back in the day. Also reminded me of Courage the Cowardly Dog but instead of terrified protagonist the lone survivor eternal optimist welcomed their new friend, even if said new friend is a death-bringing leper/ghost type creature. Oh and I can't forget the fan-service to your own 48hours films - love it! ps those long lasting cans = puuuuke hahaha.

Incredibly strange MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE piss-take that had me chortling from laughter at its over the top melodrama. I also noted an absolutely stupidly good rack focus here; shame there's actually no award for that requirement in 2016. The deliberate dim-wittedness and clever winks to the Wellington coast line made this an enjoyable short. Loved the ridiculous subversion and know that short films are your guys' 'thing' but a little more substance would have made it even more awesome.

From a camera's POV; Film within a film for 60 seconds before coming off the tripod at running/car speed leading to the titular punchline. I can see some potentially giving a pass card to the camerawork given the plot development and there was a great use of the wool prop but I personally struggled to stay engaged; the car seat lost it for me.

Is our destination really the stars, a road trip with some bros or a quick stop at the dairy for a meat pie (no potato top of course)? ICW asks the hard questions with an existential effort that is simplistic on the outside but earth core deep on the inside. Subtitles for general grunts have worked well in the past in this competition with a famous former winner coming to mind, but here the translations play a bit differently than feral instinct. The irony and self-awareness to explore masculinity in such a simplistic yet fascinating manner that 'Bro' does has already got me coming back to re-watch multiple times and it definitely works very well on repeat viewings.

Also technically hard to fault; car-based films can be tricky for keeping momentum but that was managed with aplomb, camera angles were engaging and sound crisp...and Gavin Rutherford steals the whole fucking movie - whew!

'Interdimensional Wool Courier' says it all doesn't it? especially when that story is told in psychedelic hues of blue, purple and yellow with such artistic brilliance that any frame could be a painting.

My understanding of this film was that Arlo Edwards simply said "I'm going to have a lot of fun and throw a shitload of effects at the film" on the 48Hours weekend. Mission not just completed but the trippiest film the competition has ever seen may well have been created. Sometimes films are just about feeling and this one hit me with all sorts of warm fuzziness. Yet whilst you could just sit back and be gobsmacked in the eyeballs the film works on many levels. Yes it speaks of the futile nature of human existence being on only one dimension. Yes it gives the impression that forced harvesting for whatever reason is distressing to the animals...I may be reaching on that one. Surreal, oneiric, futuristic absurd cartoonish sci-fi that quite literally pulsates with a plot that to me seemed very open to interpretation. Very special, thank you.

Weekend at Bernies 3: Bad Taste. Hard to be more succinct than that as a group of home-owning friends ignore their recently deceased friend (I'm assuming this team are a fan of WORLD's GREATEST DAD) to present their lovely home to a potential buyer and real estate agent. Well, not ignore but string up as a human puppet for a series of physical humour jokes. Black comedy can be very hit and miss especially in 48Hours however using visual gags not just dialogue can well be to your advantage. I noted very very few shots in the film and whilst it created a madcap THREE STOOGES tone to some of the film as the corpse had to be quickly moved around I personally felt it made the film quite disjointed.

Stoner crook punks joke about LG and grab what they can leading to an awkward heist of an urn. Solid interplay between the two lead actors but to me they came across as slackers more than anything.
Technically solid directing with some unusual but interesting camera choices however sound could have been more clean.

Moments of artistic genius when the rhythm of the film matched the synthetic EDM playing in the second half of the film. However I personally found this incredibly frustrating to watch as the whole film plays out through heavy duty strobing with 3 or 4 images/videos showing at nearly all times throughout the film. Appeared to be quite a few memes and inside jokes but I found the plot indecipherable and I have watched 4 times now. Definitely a team with talent but would have been a stronger film if had held back a bit to allow the plot to come through.

Like the best horror films, creates its own lore with a sinister Painter comparable in many ways to Fulci's book of Eibon in THE BEYOND (but could not be more different than that masterpiece by Italy's Godfather of Gore). Seemingly simplistic vfx but really not given made over a single weekend those eyes will haunt me whenever I look back at the film.

Possession? Haunting? Curse? Hard to say but a bloody fun time - pun intended as Nova Waretini-Hewison gives another star turn aided by a Linda Blair-like demonic voice. Shocking stabbings, a shrillseeking fantastic music score and the catchiest little song you will hear this year round off this little outside the box beauty.

"A L I V E - so good to be!"

See now this is how you subvert dystopian but still keep well within your genre. After a start that felt like a Captain Exposition joke (but carried by the oh so most wonderful bubby electronic score) covering the resistance movement against the government machine the film settled into a classic kiwi comedic look at taking down the system armed with a 2 person rising and a very thoughtful getaway driver. Strong mis-en-scene throughout I felt the team here played to their strengths of good actors, solid camerawork/editing and particularly good music.

Suicide cult/pact gone wrong that honestly played more like a comedy of errors (arguably even one location as almost exclusively set in a car) than a cat and mouse film however there were some points to the film that I particularly liked. For one I'm a big fan of taking films off the beaten track as abandoned roads and morbid plotlines are often a fascinating mix. Decent black comedy in particular the lines with anti-freeze were humorous however I feel the team swayed quite far away from the genre to the point where I am struggling a little to id the cat and mouse elements. Loved the intro!

Not just good lighting - absolutely EXCEPTIONAL lighting in this film; I'd be genuinely interested in what tips and tricks were used to keep every image crystal clear in an old abandoned ghosthouse. Thank goodness someone in Wellington went bechdel and passed the test with flying colours!

Centred on an exceptional turn by Iris Henderson the team turned nancy drew on her head with a film heavy on dark spooky atmosphere but with a fun bent. Ouji boards and Stranger Things are indeed a little overdone at the moment but who can ignore a dead cat with something to say? Some great one-liners and whilst your lead actress stood out the rest of the crew also had solid screen presence. I did note a couple of audio spikes in the mix however it did not detract from the overall enjoyable film at all.

Genuinely chilling minimalist but still incredibly tight film set in the back of a van. The steadiness of film-making prowess behind the film is very impressive as a planned heist/holdup wears its influences firmly on its sleeve (most obvious to me being Michael Mann and QT a given because of the suits) driven by a yes dialogue heavy but very high quality script.

Also keeps it very real in terms of character motivation, essentially asking the question of whether you could dance with the devil in the pale moonlight with a powerful resolution. One of the key reasons I particularly loved this film was the restraint and pacing being so spot on. I made a grave error publicly saying this team had poor sound which I apologise for - the sound issues that I personally had were what I found to be a very quiet mix for the dialogue. Some of the actual sound design (boot slamming, rain folley etc) was exceptional.

Genuinely jawdropping 3d animation the likes of which I have never seen before in 48Hours, this absolutely fucking amazing film plays like something you would showreel to Pixar and get hired for on the spot. However it was done I don't really care it instantly reached the absolute upper all time echelon of this competition, and did so without a word being spoken by the characters. Move aside Charlotte by the Linemen (2009 National Champion); there is a new best animated 48hours film for all to marvel over.

Effectively inspired by WALL-E, WALKABOUT and the video game JOURNEY the film represents the quest for love that is in all of us; big or small, short or tall, robot or tumbleweed. It could have also fit into dystopian given the vast abandoned desert which may seem some instantly lumping it with Andrew Stanton's film. However the film-making rhythms and beats are so pitch perfect across the less than 4 minute run time that you realise this really is about the search for embrace rather than just for friendship. Beautiful, quirky, charming, melancholic and touching with a spine tingling score that seems to go from Clint Mansell sonics to Thomas Newman delicacy in the blink of an eye. Nevermind the incredible sound design!

This might be a huge call but this is possibly the best 48Hours film I have ever seen.

MARRIAGE GROUNDHOG DAY where our hard drinking lead is in a ferocious battle with his mother in law, and to be fair, his own comedic mistakes. Whilst the would be mother of the bride does not approve of the leisure centre manager he discovers an ability to turn back time to the aftermath of his bachelor party through a simple phrase. Excellent star turn by the lead actor and a real vibrancy to the proceedings however a bit rough around the edges at times and final payoff not quite as rewarding as had hoped.

Oh come one everyone this was not a 1 or 2 star film you mean pricks!

Sian Reynolds as a socially awkward girl falls for a socially awkward boy the only problem is that their connection is through the puppets that live on their hands and he still struggles to see her. This explored the concept of being an introvert very well, and I thought the inclusion of the puppets to allow the characters to be someone who they were actually not was a clever idea as well, because extreme introverts often look to their outward appearance for more bravery. I feel the ending of this film was a bit heavy handed and mean spirited however also felt that camerawork was very solid. The sound design had moments where it was unclear who was talking due to not using separated channels for the puppets but there was definitely promise in this film that was just slightly unfulfilled.

I really really love the way that you presented the bedroom scene here; honest, raw, believable and most of all showing that the characters in the three-way genuinely cared about consent and what the other people in the bedroom liked. If more people could present sex like this society would be better as a whole. The converging storyline with the drumming lesson down below gave the film its heartbeat and whilst low key was endearing. I do think the dramatic arcs could potentially have come together but on the other hand this was a 5 minute slice and that plot would be better suited for a longer film so was not needed. Great performances and definitely a film that stays with you.

Anarchist cyberpunks who believe only a true state of anarchy is achieved when removed from the system set out to rage against the (library fine) machine. The D.I.C.K.S are presented with a hellbent determination to take down anyone deemed a fascist or conformist and Puppyguts produced a really good looking short film here. Really went with the idea of punk ideology of being anti-rules and ran with it, with a particularly strong performance by the woman with the nose piercing as she showed vitriol and spitfire like a true punk. I do think the story could have been a bit more streamlined as we moved from live gig to group formation to multiple botched kidnappings to a techno thriller. Also was a key plot point not that a certain action needed to be done by 4pm and completed in an office that showed dark night time through the windows? If I have that wrong I apologise. Overall really presented a punk ethos well and was very well made. Points also for Reagan's disguise!

Darkly comic or a malignant bent? It was hard to tell but did have some fantastic moments as a young couple trekked through a hospital to find dad for what they think will be a strong comic punchline. The receptionist misdirection set the scene and the cameo was hilarious. This team has been guilty of average sound in the past but was crystal clear here which was pleasing with fine craft displayed behind the scenes, paying close attention to minor details such as using real hospital bandages. I really liked how open ended this was with unclear motivation - financial, revenge and just wanting to meet the guy all occurred to me as possibilities. If I could give a 5.5 out of 7 I would.

As a fellow DnD player in a past lifetime I think I get what you were trying to achieve which was the fact that the game is about being taken off to other worlds whilst being located within one room. However the playing party each making different choices about what to do such as an intelligence test or search for traps missed the mark a bit by failing to produce any clear narrative arc. The montage at the end showed promise that it might lead onto something more engaging but then the film ended without having really got started. Whilst this was a difficult genre it was also supposed to be mapped up with any one of the other 14 genres and had you done so I think you would have had a better starting point.

I was pretty sad to see no Cinema in Decline entry for 2016 but was thrilled to see Alex Greig turn up on screen, in this star turn as a detective for a team that I was very much rooting for given the backstory. To mine you handed in a really good film so well done Petra!

Onto the film which was an investigation into a slain star-crossed lover. I understand going for the hard-boiled look via shooting in black and white but as the contrast was not really strong or shadows/lighting utilised this could just as easily have retained colour. The stitching together of the clues was well done, and the collection of Greeks named C/Kostas were particularly entertaining. Whilst a tad predictable the touches of melodrama were nice and this film probably had my favourite use of the required line so far in the competition "KISS ME AGAIN!..."

Easily Nutbar's best 48Hours film I was impressed by the significant improvements made by the team to produce this 2016 entry. Relaying the dark thoughts of meandering office existence that I am sure many people have thought, a magical toy troll sets the scene for a frantic explosive low budget gore finale. Practical effects were worked well and the wild (but very well handled) camerawork was reminiscent of early Sam Raimi. Playful and funny but still disturbing at times nothing was left on the table - the spaghetti brains made it to the microwave!

Fucking amazing meta puppet film. Made me giddy.

3 October - as a judge I am so so so sad this was DQ and hence not in finals despite the almost unanimously deserved 7/7s. Sigh :(

A tricky one for me as the story arc felt very much like a utopia that became unsettled but I would have found it hard to classify the film as dystopian in terms of genre. After getting that out of the way, I found this a playful film that quite literally speaks for the inner child in all of us. I mean, I know for sure that I pitched a blanket fort in my lounge every weekend. The wide ranging ensemble of characters allowed for some great humour especially the mum jokes. Well edited like always by this team and utilised a soundtrack that strongly evoked Tangerine Dream for the better. It's just my 2c but I wish a genuine dystopian tent had been explored here.

EDIT - initial review up there by me missed the mark. Obviously escaping from a dystopian reality into this fort. Bumped a star to reflect.

Absolutely GORGEOUS film, with my friend sitting next to me commenting that a couple of shots could be framed as photos. Spot on camerawork as well. I will be re-watching this as have been told by the team that sound at the Paramount was overblown resulting in dialogue not being as clear as it should have been. Essentially a dark retelling of the Goldilocks/3 Bears story with an ambitious attempt to look at the psychology of the girl. I feel that this was a film directed with a very sure hand behind the scenes, but was slightly thrown by the very young actress smoking a cigarette. Minor as I understand it was showing her being from the bad side of the tracks. The deeply saturated black and white photography of the film provided a classic Sam Fuller look to the film and to me worked well as a metaphor contrasting the reality of the goldilocks story and the fairy tale. Due to the reliance on narration it did make it a little hard to follow at the heat with score being much louder than dialogue hence I will re-watch but most definitely enjoyed.

Wrong place wrong time and the chase is on in Naenae. Clever camerawork including a good drone shot to highlight the comedy of a scooter and a bike respectively chasing a runner. The quick wit of Charlie Flowers was a good way of utilising the thoughtful element of the character, the jandal throw was hilarious and that was some seriously slick rhyming and flow that you dropped at the end of the film although the sound outside of the musical sequence could have done with some more polish. Nice work.

Bro puns galore like I have never come close to seeing before. The first few minutes of the screening did come across a little awkward with the audience not buying the humour but I did note some good laughs towards the end so well done on sticking to your guns and running with the idea like nobody ever has. Essentially a tale of a lonely obsessive who has had his vernacular developed to the point of only being able to speak in said puns and how he deals with rejection. The story itself was stock standard and from a technical pov quite flat but memorable for 5 minutes of non stop inclusion of the word bro into every word/sentence imaginable. The Leo joke was pretty good.

Boy oh boy this started with a hiss and a roar with a pulsating beat and pumping flexing glutes before calming down to examine the real reasons that people pay for professional exercise. Of course given the vast discrepancy between the toned lead and his students it was important to make sure they were eating, drinking and cleaning themselves correctly and this was done through some sort of time travel device. Your energetic lead was brimming with confidence and very entertaining. My biggest suggestion for this team would be to work on utilising camera angles that are more engaging; whilst the William Friedkin rule to not move the camera unless your actors do generally is a great one, I also feel that a gym class based film could have used more movement as the whole thing was a bit static other than your lead.

Quirky romcom centred on a shy scooter-armed florist questing for love. This was particularly endearing and relatable as romantic advice was sought from a colleague/co-worker, and a sense of genuine interest and chemistry was provided between the lead and object of his affection. Slightly formulaic tendencies but some standout jokes that broke the mould such as the killer 'fanny' line and an excellent payoff.

Waking up with little recollection of the previous night tightly bound in a straightjacket and ballgagged to be greeted by a lamb, immobilised Charlie Flowers needs to work out what the fuck is going on before his mother and law and wife arrive at his house. This played more like a comedy of errors than a real time film but that is not necessarily a bad thing more of an observation on my end. The fast jazz drum soundtrack worked to provide a sense of urgency throughout and the lead actor really stood out which was impressive given his bondage limitations. I feel that with slightly more plot development this would have been a really strong film.

Interviews can be a ridiculously stressful situation but an apparent parallel storyline resulted in something quite different to what I expected based on the initial character interactions. Very striking visual imagery and a strong incorporation of the puppet element rather than seeing it as a technical restriction like most teams. Kind of loved the sinister way the film ended up going however there was a 30 second stretch that badly let the film down when all 3 puppets were arguing at once which came across as annoying rather than clever. Overall though a solid film.

Set in the parked car of a group of crooks with a focus on the restricted license getaway driver, this mainly narrated film took a light comedy approach. Covering the thoughts and actions of the waiting driver when they had a particularly long amount of time to kill allowed for some quality comedic scenarios such as ordering fast food and playing around with weapons - the deflated tire being a particularly memorable highlight. Said driver carried the film well but I was a little thrown by accents that appeared to change throughout the course of the film and what appeared to be a KKK joke which has resulted in me dropping my rating by 1 star.

Genuinely sick local buddy detective film dealing with the aftermath of a suicide. With knowledgeable capital humour and a propensity to really go to dark places this produced a mix of laughs and sighs of disgust from the audience. The titular Dazza and Bazza produced a farcical array of dad jokes whilst investigating grisly crimes, with the bizarre tint kept going through air horn and auto erotic machinations. Double browns rightfully earned their place in the spotlight and whilst the tar black comedy was not everyone's cup of tea I frigging loved this.

Offbeat humorous take on a the plights and perils off master and apprentice in a tv knitting show where hard work behind the scenes goes uncredited. With over the top green screen, delectable camera angles and a western swag because the bar is not big enough for the 2 of them, this built momentum throughout the film. Excellent use of literal sleight of hand as well however the film felt a little disjointed to me personally with tonal jumps from shock revelation to silliness.

Barely animated surrealistic cartoon by the inimitable Simon Insoll delivers all the trademarks of a quality Gurgler Production. Cops talking shit, a bevy of anthropomorphic animal miscreants and a whole lot of don't give a fuck attitude. I was promised some quality trash dialogue before the weekend, and it was delivered in spades - perhaps at such a rapid rate that some of the audience missed the z-grade black comedy gold they were being treated to. The bait and switch of the office accountant was an excellent way to adhere to the 'mistaken identity' genre giving it all the lip service that it needed. Personally I had the British Bulldog picked all the way as the likely culprit but I guess I was wrong! The only thing holding back a 7/7 is I would have wanted to see the mouths actually move when the characters were talking ;)

***For anyone trying to objectively read this review please note this film was by my best friend***

Farm romance runs awry after a hit and run or two. A very kiwi sense of humour and I liked the fact that clearly no animals were actually harmed in the making of the film (the dead sheep just being a pile of wool for example). A tough genre but the actress playing Charlie Flowers had a solid on screen presence.

Threw out all the stops to provide several vfx shots and whilst none were perfect I definitely commend you for the effort. Odd creepy little film had a book of the dead or something of a similar note summon fairytale demons and lull victims into a false sense of security. The tiny axe of the woodsman provided a good laugh and the tears of blood were a nice touch that added a nightmarish feel to events. I feel that a key element of horror is caring about the characters that are under threat so if the main girl being attacked by riding hood had been fleshed out a little bit more this film would have been stronger.

[DQ] Oh man I feel for you guys as this was the best high school entry I have seen in years in Wellington but understand was late due to rendering issues. Sigh...

Moving on to this brilliant film; a couple of survivalists raid wherever they can in the search for supplies in particular food and medicine. The medicinal aspect of the film was a very important one as with one party in very poor health it meant reliance on the other where scavengers shoot on sight ala THE ROAD was everything. Yet genuine love and friendship was provided eg, through the literal warmth of a campfire story tale. This took a less is more approach in terms of lore but still presented danger and dystopia to nail the genre. Rock solid acting, absolutely exceptional cinematography (whoever was your DoP needs to pursue film as a career if they don't already) and a gorgeous musical score tied this together beautifully. Never saccharine either as you always believed the characters would do whatever they had to do.

EDIT - I am a Judge and Judge's comment removed re: Desikiwi by me - I had nothing to do with this film. Play nice :)

Murder cover up that appeared to justify self-defence and was really well shot with strong contrast and evening shots in particular popping off the screen. Chemistry between the two friends looking to cover up the murder was palpable and the fake blood was visceral and believable. Went over some dark concepts such as stalking and locking yourself away from the world. I would have loved rather than liked the film if the conclusion had not been foregone and perhaps tried something different such as subversion of expectations.

Used the 2015 trait of a thoughtless character to provide a cannonball comedy of events that fit will within their required genre. After attempting to become besties with a bunch of burglars while being robbed our lead shows a genuine ineptness at everything he does even for simple tasks such as returning a found wallet. This contained one of the best comedic uses of wool so far seen in the 2016 competition. Good audience response although it seemed half loved the screeching voice and half kept quiet throughout the film.

Played the one step ahead angle of this genre rather well when it got to the chase, which was based around an independent young woman telling her mother not to worry about her on a dark and gloomy night in a large seemingly abandoned building. The camerawork was generally solid and some of the editing was absolutely on fire in this film however the narrative arc could have used some more development as cat and mouse is expected to be a two way street. I did like the film though as it seemed very believable.

A solid idea in terms of subversion as a woman tries to join the bro club/council but first she needs to learn the rules such as no pyjamas. The film had a golden moment where it seemed to be breaking the fourth wall and with the earlier subversion I was hoping that they might be audacious enough to cover that angle but instead went with a standard quest scenario. I understand that it may well have been through no fault of your own but the windowboxing and interlacing of the film were jarring to me from a technical point of view.

Utilised the pouring rain well into the sound mix at the start of the film and set the scene really well for a dark and gloomy night adventure, however quickly turned into cheesy VR time travel. Whilst I appreciate that VR is no doubt the way of the future I felt that the first person JOHNNY MNEMONIC style adventure that showcased the little old lady could have used a bit more clarity. The script had some nice moments and as advised the team was definitely technically strong so I think those are areas that you should focus on promoting going forward.

Even the most outwardly confident use online dating as explored by this film, which depicted a swag skux in the high school hallway struggling for friends and turning to Mashley Addison to find the woman of this dreams. Put through the ringer to see if he matches the criteria of one of his likes, Baaadgirl69 presents a series of challenges that have the audience wondering catfish. I felt this was a solid simple story with a couple of pieces of comedy gold however production values could have used some improvements. I appreciate the time constraints but stronger contrast, use of lighting and potentially even a grade are elements that will make your film pop in future and I would recommend this as the look of the film was flat. The camera work was also fun at times but slightly jarring at others.

GREAT team logo. Haha. Nice effort with special effects as talking toast battled the lead character who was determined to get his breakfast perfect for the first time ever. The barrage of puns was good cheesy fun and I liked your commitment to verbal sparring however would have liked to have seen more explored than the kitchen battle between man and his food.

One of the darkest 48Hours films I have ever seen in terms of subject matter as an abusive domestic relationship was shown through the abuser treating his partner as a puppet. Phone calls and access to friends are stopped and emotional abuse is hurled at the victim. This presented a really tough subject matter and subverted its genre however whilst a strong story the actors did feel a little bit like they were reading lines other than the friend who was concerned about the abuse, and stood out.

Juvenile Delinquent opposite of CROSS AND THE SWITCHBLADE as a young girl struggled with the choice between her conservative family upbringing and the freedom of a runaway punk cult. I liked the fact that you showed that joining the punk movement can be a part of joining a collective and belonging just as much as rebelling. I think the scope of the story however was one that needed more than 5 minutes to comfortably fit as ideas felt rushed towards the second half of the running time.

Tense boardroom thriller focusing on a group of directors contemplating a button that could present them doomsday or paradise. Played like a minimalistic take on the 'what the hell does this do?' concept of both CUBE and THE BOX I was impressed by your ensemble of actors and strong ability to focus your shots so that attention was brought to the key elements of every one of your shots. Framing was also excellent and represented the claustrophobia and paranoia of the situation well especially when a full understanding of the filmic situation had been developed. My only two minor negative points were that the art direction could have done with slightly more work and I felt like a couple of the actors delivered their lines the same way throughout whereas giving more emotion towards the end of the film would have had more impact.

After a night on the vodka the search is on to find out which friend/flatmate ruined the bread in a tense post-hangover house. This got some fantastic laughs from visual sight gags such as sweat pouring like a waterfall and the bizarre eyewear. The didactic house leader had a very strong screen presence and the humour had tinges of both John Cleese and Chris Farley albeit a bit rough around the edges.

[DQ] Perhaps the most F-bombs ever rattled off in a 48Hours film. No mean feat when previous years have had 7 minutes to do so. Ignoring the lines of cocaine...actually no I can't; this film tried its best to outdo the grotesque parts of MEET THE FEEBLES. The main problem was that it felt like a film of two halves. The first half focusing on the couch of f-bombs as two puppet performers cursed the world and their manager, whilst the second followed their previous history as devious puppet criminals. The second half of the film was significantly better than the first and I think if the team had committed to a storyline of criminal puppets it may have been better for it, as the 2-3 minutes listening to repetitive f-bombs felt like it could have been trimmed.

OK so this is the sort of genre subversion I was hoping to see when "Punk" was announced as a genre in 2016. It's really all here; the look, the music, the attitude and with some bloody good unspoken (obviously) chemistry between the two leads. Fast paced and snappy, this moved from one joke concept to the next with just the right necessary urgency. I love heaping praise where it is deserved and so I will continue; what I liked most about this film was that it was genuinely believable. Many of us have been there and done that; moshing or fight dancing with a new best friend or potential romantic interest, but I cannot remember it being told this way. Sure there was THE TRIBE but the subtitles are necessary here [the different colour schemes again another great choice] and after watching I just felt like thrashing my head around with someone I love.

Reminded me of the Fred Savage film LITTLE MONSTERS but rather than having a friendly horned chum our lead was best friends with a terrifying closet dweller that looked like it was straight out of INSIDIOUS. Played straight for some quality black comedy in my book this explored the theme of obsession and jealously rather well only with a very skewed angle. Fred Pokai has delivered some quality performances in 48Hours over the years and stepped up again here although the knitting demon was also an excellent on screen presence + the girlfriend actress also played her part well. Seemed like some audience members found the whole throat stabbing the stuff of nightmares but to me the crowd reaction showed that they had bought into your film completely. Well done.

What if Austin Powers was a buddy movie? And what if those buddies were Sherlock Holmes serious types? Well mix that together with a penchant for quaint 1963 romance that carried through from time travelling that falls desperately out of kilt with tinder in 2016 and you kind of have this film. As always this team have delivered a very slick film with only a couple of minor issues; the film genuinely takes about 2 minutes to hit its stride, massively subverts the "mystery" genre and with most of the film narrated some may not like that approach. Personally I can overlook the narration and the slow start as we actually get inside the characters and are rewarded with a huge payoff.

Previous best worst "winners" Confusers are at it again with a mockumentary (no talking heads - hurray!) about the newly discovered Placeholdersaurus, delightfully narrated by someone giving their best Richard Attenborough impersonation. Now this might have been an entertaining short in another team without an incredibly strange bent, but in the hands of bizarro masters Confusers we got paper mache Dinosaur head weird all for the glorious better. Who is really at the top of the food chain - humans, dinosaurs or felines? I guess it doesn't matter when you have a green screen and not just one but two paper mache Dinosaur heads. Got some seriously huge laughs at the heat but could have cut down by perhaps 1 or 2 jokes for pacing.

You made my head hurt a bit which is both good and bad, because the best parts of this gave me chills which is bloody rare for a 48Hours film. I loved the disjointed evil fragmentation with a strong attempt at producing your own lore - some of those shots were textbook Obayashi by way of Mario Bava as I could see a sure strong hand was behind this film. However both my notes and memory are struggling to discern a clear plotline for the film but it seemed like the evil was wanting to shape its own reality? Had the plot been a bit clearer you could have had a contender.

This optimistic lone survivalist adventure could have been hampered by the rain, but instead they utilised the poor weekend weather to their advantage with a focal goal for the motivated character of getting to a certain place. The trek of course being off the beaten path leads to potential perils and I have to hand it to the lead for the very believable performance they provided when it looked like they were facing genuine adversity. To me covering your genre bases by providing exposition of viruses and plagues is all well and good, but after thinking about this film I was wondering where the "dystopia" was? This is a different genre altogether from End of the World which is what I found the team to interpret it as.

Beautifully shot with nary an issue with the deeply saturated strongly contrasted film from a technical point of view, and every last cent was rung out of the amazing old house this team had access to. Plus they had a beautiful orchestral score. The film itself investigated a murder with several suspects from a tightly knit family. But unfortunately to mine the plot was disappointingly flat and some 48Hours tropes that have been a bugbear of mine for many years reared their ugly head (in particular violence towards women in crime/horror films especially any promiscuous women).

Took the 'Comedy of Errors' genre quite literally with a film about a theatrical audition and a Shakespearian focus. This presented a strong setup to showcase the required elements of the genre but being a film centred around an audition it meant the whole thing relied on verbal humour. Because the film was so static (I can't remember any camera movement) it meant that to deliver on a comedy of errors the look and sound needed to be on point, but in my opinion the cinematography was a tad flat, and the sound mix was variable to the point where I think I missed a couple of punch lines. I think some foley for the sound would have helped immensely because the cavernous audition hall did create an echoey feel due to using live sound.

[DQ] I really liked the camerawork on show here and combined with the sawmill tingling violin score I felt a genuine sense of unease throughout, however I was also a bit confused. To explain, the fencing in Island Bay had me enthralled as the characters parried away with their foils only for one to be apparently bee stung. Or was it that being struck during the match took them on a flashback? But either way the action moved away from Cat and Mouse parry-riposte action to a singular character forest exploring Blair Watch inspired creep out. Whilst I personally loved the tone of the film I felt a slightly stronger structure given the genre would have been to the film's advantage.

My first piece of advice to this team is to not allocate valuable time of your 48Hours short to characters waking up and doing housekeeping before committing to the storyline, unless it serves an absolutely critical function for your short (which I cannot think of for any 48Hours films ever). My second piece of advice is to pay close attention to your 50/50 line especially for conversations between characters based in the same room - I was thrown by the lounge scene that had this technical flaw.

I do apologise for starting with negative comments because I could see a real commitment to genre, and the two leads gelled nicely on screen. Injuries and disabilities have been played for laughs many times but you instead showed a strong sense of friendship and support through the quest for the long time mates to get to the Roses N' Guns concert. I think you had a couple of really nice outside shots and would have loved to have seen more exploration outside the apartment as staying inside created a reliance on exposition.

Blowfish's animations always have a wicked sense of wit like the kind of sneaky prank you might play on a grandparent. 'Strange Pursuit' continued this vein for the better and produced a fast paced cat and mouse forest game of deer versus hunter with a timelord in the middle. It also may have been the shortest 48Hours film ever? I haven't checked but it felt barely over 60 seconds and whilst I get that shorts are a slice and not features there could have been just a little bit more to the film than the one joke payoff.

Charming tale of a widower who had the perfect wife on a quest to find/buy love one more time. A Russian mail-order bride from a less than reputable company (found through searching on 'googol') leads to a LARS AND THE REAL GIRL inspired payoff. Made great use of setup and payoff through several repeated comedy vignettes. Also pleasingly made use of the small gaps in the weather on the weekend of rain that Wellington had to showcase the waterfront. I felt that the lack of dialogue worked for what the team was trying to achieve but that it was slightly let down by a few flat shots.

Had me worried for a second when I realised the film was set in the deathknell of most 48Hours films, an apartment...but my worries were completely unfounded as a fridge to another dimension offered perhaps the best special fx shots I've ever seen in this competition, yes right up there with Sinistral's Auckland-winning effort from a few years ago.
Not only that, but all the required technical elements were used well and what I particularly liked about this effort from the previous competition winners is that they let the film breathe with a beautifully developed story arc. Built a little slowly with inside fridge shots but the payoff was more than worth it as the 'other dimension' came to effect in a blaze of eye popping baseball-bat swinging glory. Central characters were kept to a minimal but memorable 3; the gross out flatmate, annoying nitpicker who doesn't want her food stolen, and everyman willing to battle alien fiends from a parallel universe with whatever utensils are available.
Not only were the fx shots jaw dropping (I literally let out a non-deliberate 'holy shit!' at the money shot and hope to experience this again at the Embassy) but the film was technically sound generally with a solid colour grade although a handful of shots seemed ever so slightly compressed.
Just overall a great short and genuine contender.

PC master race film that ironically was technically pretty rough. Basically a virtual reality short film game that looked to blur the line between the game and reality, carrying itself on traditional WASD/Mouse movement and character command jokes. Not getting into PC vs console wars on here, I hope you enjoyed making the film as the story was lacking.

I really liked the tone on this film. Forelorn and sardonic with a sense of acceptance regarding mass organised killing to appease a minister's call for societal reduction. Bleak and dark it reminded me of an incredibly low budget version of a book that Evelyn Waugh never wrote. Like there was really not much to the film, just a darkly comic acceptance of those accepted to die that they will, but sometimes the simplest ideas are the best. Work on the technical side of things a bit guys and I look forward to seeing what you come up with in future.

Ok so I give in, this year they finally officially have let teams make mockumentaries through the 'rockumentary' option. However I STILL have a massive issue with an over-reliance on talking heads that do nothing to develop a story arc, and the film makers felt like they took the safest route possible on this one about the third most popular band in Newtown in the 80s(?) looking to recreate a new generation version band through their kids.
Some nice comedic touches through the use of the old mulleted and moustached photographs, but did nothing to stand out from the crowd.

A student very suddenly is apparently presented as the last person on earth, with the main link to this discovery other than a body in a shopping trolley being found footage on a camera that she watches in her uni dorm. I perhaps missed jotting down exactly what the broadcast at the start of the film was saying, as I believe the population was being culled.
I felt that the film really had the opportunity for redemption through our sole survivor, rather than the other girls simply getting their comeuppance by not being the last person left alive...

Unfortunately I've got to say that this is a genre that doesn't need a great deal of work to be believable given we have massively isolated areas within minutes of the city, so to use fully powered university dorms and have shots of the 'abandoned' city showing plenty of lights did make me cringe. I liked the found footage element to be honest, I just thought that there could have been a sense of resolution for our lead, and more of a sense of desolation to showcase her scenario when everyone else was gone. It just had no real dramatic punch.

Very impressive sound design indeed, and a creepy as hell sound track had the audience genuinely squirming in their seats which is everything you'd want from a horror film that bravely played it straight and did not go for laughs.
Reliance on mood and tension had my attention as a cursed loaf of bread caused our lead actress some high levels of grief whilst she tried to keep her daily life in order. The main things letting the film down were a lack of a polish from a cinematography point of view, and the curse afflicting hobo was a bit off in his performance tone. However I was able to overlook that and found that your strong lead actress and disturbing nightmarish soundtrack really knocked me over. Well done.

Age-inappropriate casting as a mother gets put under extreme duress from a kidnapping threat following a picnic trip to a war dugout with the young gang. It seems like there was a good deal of activity thrown into the film to try and keep it interesting, but I felt you over-thought the plot a bit too much and in the end this resulted in a predictable film.
Don't get me wrong, swearing can be great for punch lines (I'm a huuuuge fan of SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT) but this film showed an over-reliance on the cursing and fell flat after the fifth or sixth eff this/eff that discussion. Unfortunately my suspension of disbelief was ruined by said age inappropriate casting and it felt more like a weirdly two toned thriller than a mystery given the obvious comedic payoff.

A 'Rainbow' style puppet kids show host loses the plot when his role is taken over by a cardboard cutout of himself. Good use of the required prop and perhaps a better unintentional black comedy than several films that got that genre. My main grip with the film was the lack of a strong story arc and any sort of dynamic film making. Short films in particular can work with simple camera work, even static as the case may be and this can even translate well to feature length cinema (Ceylan, Tarr, Tarkovsky etc) but for a simplistic film such as was presented I would have preferred a dramatic arc that gave us a clearer beginning, middle and end. The way the film presented suffered from the randomness of evens presented. Your lead clearly gave it his all which I commend.

A bit torn on this one as it was actually a genre I personally suggested a few weeks ago so was absolutely thrilled when it got announced at launch. Some really energetic camerawork abounded as our lead obsessed over a pretty girl bumped into when getting a coffee to go, only a girlfriend to go doesn't come about quite so easily.

I guess my main concern with the film is that it made an excellent chase film, an excellent slapstick film and a decent romcom, but this high concept genre is one that is seeming to be quite difficult to subvert or even nail in a standard manner given the time constraints of the competition. I hate to single teams out but I personally thought that the unintentionally outwitting of our chaser was borderline note really meeting the genre requirements. I wouldn't mind a second watch but whilst solid film making and entertaining I was scratching my head a little bit. Your lead actor had great physical screen presence it must be said.

Ok guys, so we get it, you were pretty excited to see yourselves on the big screen and I appreciate you actually have some skill with a camera and your general comedic timing....but boy oh boy were you incredibly rude and obnoxious cunts to have three quarters of the team disappear after your short, talk to yourselves (yes, I could hear you - being in the front row didn't mean you were not viewable or audible) whilst other films were still screening or flash your cellphones around as though you were having a pyjama party in your own fucking living room.

In terms of your film I genuinely liked your subversion of the Science Gone Mad genre. It made me appreciate why Ant Timpson had selected this carefully worded phrasing as opposed to "Mad Scientist" that got used back in 2004 [it would probably pay to do some research on this competition and realise you have severely broken the number one rule that is all we really care about at the end of the day - DON'T BE A DICKHEAD].

The short was a nicely framed video diary descent into madness set in a mental institution with some dynamite comedic performances and gonzo camera work, which was necessary given the set design was relatively bland. Your lead actor was fantastic and with some better audio you could really have made a film I really enjoyed. As it stands you can either ship up next year or ship the fuck out.

Great start, and the film built steam in Act 2 as a time traveller used his future knowledge to fob off a lotto win for his younger self. Face paced dialogue throughout but camera work and cinematography was not great, with a very weak third act to the film that felt like a predictable anti climax. Doctor Harrison was uproariously funny though.

Best actor nominee? Whoever he was, he was terrific! And your use of the line was also fantastic. Pretty low budget and gonzo and I'm really not a fan of films set in apartments...but you pulled this off. A bread pun spectacular as a mother sent her son to infiltrate a flat on a secret mission to uncover a mystery. His weirdness provided a spectacle where my eyes were glued to the screen - txting mummy versus down to earth herbal ciggies anyone?

I've seen a few romantic stalker films set in the Botanical Gardens over the years in 48 Hours, but I'm not complaining. Your lead actress was excellent and solely through body language conveyed the concept of someone genuinely in search of love. Over the top and desperate for love, but it was still well conveyed. Very slapstick in nature I felt you needed a bit of a stronger story arc.

Demon-hunting men of the cloth struggle to come to terms with the fact that the so called evil spirits they identify are nothing more than bums and pregnant women, so turn to their own alcoholic spirits for guidance. Some really great comedic beats such as the fingers coming together, but the sound was let down in a few places. I also understand that you may have deemed hunters to fit your genre bill, but the whole concept of Cat and Mouse is that it is a push and pull/2 way concept and to me the Demons just never gave the idea of being ahead in the chase. Basically you made a good buddy film but not a great Cat and Mouse film.

Got science gone mad, made a horror movie and a woman being tortured at that. Very effective at least as the audience squirmed and gasped due to your realistic wound makeup. Honestly just lacking anything scientific, with the threat of a syringe by a 'scientist' being able to be interchanged with any weapon you could think of and the film would have still had the same effect.

More awkward acquaintances than buddies, this also seemed to be more of a revenge film than anything as a couple of hockey players eyed up an opportunity to get someone back whilst grabbing a sandwich on the way. Quite mean spirited and reasonably short without much depth, let down by awful sound. I would have highly encouraged trying to make a more positive film given your genre and wiped any sound that had wind on the take.

Shot in black and white, from what I gather to give the impression that everything we do is 50/50 in terms of our choices? Seemed to have an alien sent down to present doors to dimensions that showed everything we do is just a big gamble and linked to the cinematography being a metaphorical allegory of this. I might have it all wrong but the rest of my team was also confused by the whole short.

Never a dull moment in this one as a couple of dodgy detectives investigated and interrogated a brutal surgically precise murder. Overall I guess you could have called the tone manic bad taste, which is good enough for me in terms of being black comedy. Cynicism, sarcasm, and cancer jokes, nothing was taboo and the film benefited from it. The epilogue was a bit unnecessary, and cinematography definitely the weak part of the film as lighting was lacking. However for parodying David Caruso/CSI you have my respect.

Pretty sure even the team intros need to not infringe copyrighted material (the team used the 'Friends' "I'll Be There For You" jingle just with different lyrics)...Onto the film this was clearly a team that probably dreaded getting musical but kudos for giving it your all and actually singing when alternate options were provided this year. Played it a little safe being an inquisition into which flatmate stole a sandwich, and the songs were quite pitchy but the sunglass wearing jacketed flatmate was comedy gold.

One of the better uses of Harper Harrison as thoughtless so far, although verging on dim-witted for mine. An engaging short as a supernatural notebook conversed with our simpleton jogging lead entirely through the written word. Played the hot blooded male card for a decent resolution. Editing was solid, cinematography had some great shots but could have used some areas of polish and to me it felt like the required genre was a little bit tacked on. Props for trying something different.

A space beam gone wrong allowed for some good old fashioned Trek-style fights with mutants in the bush and very entertaining Klingon-type gibberish (made all the more hilarious with a lack of subtitles). The bad makeup and deliberately ham fisted acting brought a smile to my face, this was short and sweet.

Slick cursed-typewriter type film within a film that had some nice comedic touches and an excellently acted hobo prepared to do anything for food. I liked how smooth some of your transitions were and the dialogue was good. I also commend that the genre was subverted, but unfortunately to me this was done at the expense of a coherent story.

Technically superb with a tremendous sense of dramatic development this nailed the buddy film genre but also subverted it In such a way that I could see it being a serious contender. Two best friends are shown to go through their daily routine in a way that unmistakably only buddies do; all the tropes of young men you could relate to are there such as bacon, sports and driving fast all moved along with just the right sense of urgency to let the film breathe within its time frame but not overstay its welcome. The comedic timing was good, the performances very strong, script even better and score which appeared to be original also perfect for the mood.

Pun-filled bread fighting low budget fx love triangle buffoonery. The kitchen sink and its bakery replacement were thrown at the screen here as two buddies bickered and argued about their bakery and the woman they loved. The jokes ranged from absolutely awful to absolutely brilliant, and the final showdown with bunchucks vs a French bread sword stick was great. I would recommend working on your camera work given this was largely very static medium to long shots throughout, and is something that can also be used as a great film making device to tell a story, whereas the reliance on dialogue exposition did become a little tedious. Very fun though.

Boastfully made in 7 hours and presented in a handful of shots, a patient was tormented by a sinister doctor through a POV shot for most of the film. Very low fi and commendable to get the film in but the lack of time showed in the lack of polish regarding the story. I was impressed by the single longest tracking shot of computer wires I think I've ever seen.

Really really strong opening that felt like a grindhouse version of PARENTS via THE FUCCON FAMILY as a reporter stumbled across a strange suburban couple but this veered slightly too much towards the horror genre to really nail black comedy completely. Having said that I was left feeling uneasy throughout the entire film much like the first time you watch John Waters, and the jokes were cruel/sinister and would definitely fit under the definition of black comedy. The performances solid, technically sound in particular the grading....it just personally didn't generate any real laughs through comedic timing.

Lovey dovey harmonising was the name of the game here as a girl and a baker came to realise their true feelings for one another.. Really positive approach to the genre that covered all the required technical elements well. I actually would have loved to have seen a little bit more, for example one more song or even a scene without singing to break up the action and give it a dramatic flow, but I can't deny this left a smile on my face. Nice songwriting, simple to follow story and technically sound.

Nice comic timing and quality simplistic special effects kept this topical comedy entertaining and got some good laughs from the crowd as a teenage boy unwittingly gets granted superpowers and uses them for mischief. Puke, pony tails...and poofter jokes. Yes you absolutely lost me with a single word. I've made a stand against homophobic jokes in this competition for years and will continue to do so as long as I'm part of it. Good script, performances and editing from a technical point of view, though.

A pretty poor standup (George Clooney or nipple jokes, anyone?) gets the last laugh on earth, only it's really not that funny...This actually had quite a beautiful tone of love and despair. Simplistic in its approach to being the last person on earth with a search for a call and response, the film pulled at the heart strings due to a strong performance by the lead actor. I almost lost my suspension of disbelief due to keeping him camping about 15 minutes walk from the city, but overall this was nicely done.

There were some beautiful clean shots in this film, but not consistently throughout. Icky tone of panic and confusion homaging a rather obvious Christopher Nolan film with Guy Pearce but to me the narrative structure whilst clear and obvious did not fall strictly into the mystery genre. I mean to me if you had added more of your own twist to Memento than playing the Caligari madness/reality card it would have been better. The Doctor was a scene-stealer and I probably would have preferred to have seen the film centred more around him

Classic love triangle that was well carried by a very enthusiastic yoga instructing Harper Harrison. Shooting in an apartment is always a risk in terms of originality for this competition but the team had good energy, dialogue that did not feel forced and some lovely changes of pace such as the dream sequence. The match dissolve was also decent and I'm hoping the Hutt River doesn't turn up in my dreams tonight. Use of bread was very forced but not undone given how over the top it was.

A talky interrogation piece that seemed like the team was more keen on Cyber Thriller or Science Gone Mad than the genre they got. In my book you were way off the mark with Cat & Mouse given the whole concept of the genre is staying one step ahead of the chase; something you can't really have if the chaser is sitting down. The sound was no all clear and some shots were out of focus which also detracted however the film gradually built steam and there was no denying the blinking eyes/sexual revelations got a huge rise from the audience. Just not a Cat and Mouse film.

[DQ] Clearly throwing everything they had at the big screen I salute you for your meticulous guerrilla (very) lo fi production values. Some gonzo camera work as well as a couple of young kids tried to get to their grandfather's lab in relation to a Skynet-type takeover that was detailed through narrative exposition. I was never bored given you went to so much effort, my main point of advice would be to get some decent sound equipment and try and come up with a more original story idea next time.

[DQ] To the sound of what very much sounded like an Eagles guitar line, our lead sings that he is prepared to try anything to get to sleep. This works as a framework for others to give him advise/tips such as working out or seeing a shrink. The Daft Punk style dance-off was definitely the highlight as unfortunately the team did not have any great singers; good choice going with who you did as he was the best of the bunch.

As a family drinks at a bar to mark the passing of a member, the attractive young daughter catches the attention of the waiter serving them. I'm not sure what the mother did or represented to stand in his way, as this developed into more of a horror film than a reunion film. Some of the script was quite good, but the showdown on the roof that led to strangulation lacked any tension.

Those two minutes of uninterrupted dancing at the start of the film were the longest two minutes of the heats. Surely could have been trimmed, and didn't really add much to the plot at all. Once it got going the jibberish dialogue was pretty ridiculous, although the use of the line in audible English made me laugh out loud. Developed nicely into a tale of parents getting upset at their daughter choosing a much older man. Silly but completely random and couldn't stop watching.

I know that it is obviously your team's style, but shooting 9:16 just seems bizarre on the cinema screen. The reason that Hollywood has historical shown more image wider than taller is that most audiences don't care about the lower half of actors, but I don't need to lecture, I'm sure you had your reasons for doing it this way.

It was a fun little film about an English Language teacher being absolutely adored by his class. All lessons try and steer clear of the subject of sleep for obvious reasons, but once his condition is found out it allows the obsession levels to ramp up...Just writing that now I realised that you kind of got the character trait wrong as he was constantly sleeping, wasn't he? Given my own film had a dream with a girl with an umbrella I'm willing to cut your some slack.

Good team intro, good script and a good performance by the lead actress. Due to the fact that a serial killer had been giving calling cards to their victims before death, our lead follows each instruction she receives to the letter in a race against the clock (time limits are given on each card). My only real problem was the massive geographical errors in relation to Wellington which happened throughout the film; 10 minutes to run from Oriental Bay to the Botanical Rose Gardens??

A shame that you had lots of video artefacts/errors turn up in your screening. I was surprised that a few more teams didn't put Immoblised and Insomniac together to get Sleeping Beauty like you guys. You managed to show the streets without activity from others quite well, definitely had an eery feeling. Just needed more of a stronger storyline to tie everything together.

Who remembers the film Clockstoppers from 11 or 12 years ago? Um, I do, and it was a little bit ironic in my view for adults to rip off what was a children/family film. Bit more of a sinister dark vibe, given that the usage of stopping time was for criminal gain by our protagonist as opposed to stopping it in the original film. I thought the leads had good chemistry, but was disappointed that the team had not done something a bit more original.

The last couple of years the team has been pushing the boundaries, and this year drew the dreaded musical genre which had a much harder time being pigeonholed into their cinema verite/Harmony Korineish drug haze style. I must admit the harmonised opening song made me think that the team might at least give it a fairly decent go, but I was mistaken as it descended into sordid drug taking (I can understand others getting upset about the realistic class A use given there were kids in the audience and surprisingly no warning before the film played) and a surreal mess with scattered camerawork and no discernible plot. There was the potential I thought for this to be an original crazy take on sexual discussion, but I was unfortunately proven wrong.

How to deal with an odd flatmate who is keeping you awake at night because they cannot sleep themselves? Join them on a crazy adventure across Wellington, of course. I think this had the best use of the line in the heats so far; cheap but perfect with its timing. Full of bongs, pig masks, dramatic music and mayonnaise. Oh so much mayonnaise...

A foreman who can't sleep collides with a woman who has trouble finding love, and goes on a series of dates that we get to see the comedic result of. Played more like a Public Safety Announcement than anything, I thought if you edited it down it could have been a TV add regarding getting behind the wheel on a lack of sleep. The actress who was looking for love did a great job.

A postie/cyclist (sorry, wasn't clear which they were) tries to move on with his life after getting rejected by a receptionist. Of course, being given a map that should lead to The Heart of Bwindi treasure won't hurt if he manages to find it. Looked like you guys were having a good time making your film, and obviously went for the Indiana Jones route. Just all a bit low budget [eg, terrible sound] and cheesy [fight scenes were not good to be blunt], and it took me a long time to piece together the plotline that I have summarised here; trust me, it is not as clear as I have described.

Just because you included a computer and a digital camera in your film, does not cover your bases for the TECHNO thriller requirement. Also, the uncleared use of a few seconds of Bad Moon Rising by CCR in the background of one shot was a big no-no. Those were the negatives; the positives were that you made a great looking creepy film about a clown mime who is a little bit too comfortable with children. Despite being technically pretty good, the storyline needed development. There's a point where you can leave things up to the audience, but here I found it frustrating. Good work getting a big audience gasp, though.

This felt like a zero budget version of the 80s horror film 'Superstition' with a bit of Paranormal Activity thrown in (I'm guessing that was the much likelier source of inspiration) as flatmates dealt with an unseen menace that attacked quite suddenly, and would not let up. Your POV shot was excellent, but the film was lacking in scares. The watch not being kept was quite funny.

WTF. Yes, you get the honour of being the first team this year to have me actually use that acronym. Sock puppets trash talk rapped (if what they did could be considered so) on the middle of the road. Felt like you had a decent Act 1 if the song was clearer, and just needed an actual story to follow.

Whilst the shot of Wellington Airport with a subtitle of "London, England" may have been the hardest I laughed in all the heat films, there were a number of unfunny homophobic jokes. A jock basically waited around getting frustrated that the girl he never told he loved doesn't come back from England when she said she would. Also sounded like there was piano ripped out of Ben Folds' song 'Not The Same'. The girl who went to England (supposedly) was ok, but yeah the gay jokes were not cool.

Name of Short: "Insomniarama" (Genre: Non Dialogue)

We watched Vic Meyer entertain himself with tedious tasks in his apartment after being unable to sleep, before finally venturing outside. This was tedious and needed a dramatic arc; the streaking out of nowhere was funny but you also had some windy sound ruining a number of takes. At least the line was well used at the end.

At the Ministry of Android affairs, a bunch of new models are tested to make sure they are fit to continue in society. This was very talky and could have used some more cinematic action as it felt a bit tedious.

Excellent performance by Jackson Wood as...himself?? Nice twist on the obsession with an inanimate object contrasted with an actual real developing relationship with a person. Clever script, and a brave performance to go and get soaked on Cuba Street in the middle of May. Zany is a word that comes to mind, I noted minor sound level issues, but the team wore their guerrilla low budget approach with pride.

Took a leaf out of Grand Cheval's book (nowhere near as good as Child Jumpers, though) by doing a mockumentary that wasn't quite in that genre; plenty of talking heads but more where the team trying to save climate change were simply followed around as they tried to save the earth with the impending change supposedly happening in a matter of days. Some nice comic touches such as the email from Al Gore drew a decent audience response, but it was a one joke film and I hate talking heads in 48 Hours.

EDIT 12 JUNE 2013 AFTER WELLINGTON 48 HOURS FINAL. Boy watching this a 2nd time just made me absolutely cringe; your lead actor carries the film with an unrelenting loud in your face to the camera approach which obviously judges liked (but trust me, they all didn't love it by a long shot). The reason that downlowconcept and Grand Cheval mockos have worked in the past is by actually having character development with an emotional story arc. You had some really nice comic touches but this could have been pigeonholed to fit into any other genres.

Contemplating suicide, our lead has brief interactions with those who have mattered to him most in the past ala It's A Wonderful Life. Played seriously, this wasn't really an immobilisation film.

Knocked it out of the park; finals for sure, maybe nationals. Parents try to comfort their young girl about an unfortunate event, whilst she at the same time develops a plan to make $37 after a visit to the local gardening store. Great production values, excellent script and a superb performance by the lead actress. I loved that you basically showed the whole thing from the child's POV with the adults lower halves being shown when we were watching through her eyes. Darkly comic, children with ice creams and swear jars will never be the same again.

Felt like an Argento/Fulci homage given the insane amount of eyeball shots, this tightly shot short had a feeling of claustrophobia which suited the genre well. A creep with plenty of mannequins and what appeared to be a dollification fetish held a woman captive, hoping that she would be the one this time. I felt that if this had a clearer indication of his motives (a few words here and there would have sufficed) you could have been on to a really good short. I did enjoy the style, though.

A prisoner liaises with her councillor/attendant that she has been writing to get over the inability to sleep. This was more about the relationship between the two, and lacked any sense of urgency that the genre required. Well shot, but the storyline was unclear.

Black and White, but actually utilised this feature to its advantage as opposed to just about everyone else this year. A copy with a bit of a meandering job has sudden meaning put back into it when a flasher literally comes across his path, and keeps doing so. Is he delirious or is he onto a case? Only time will tell. Good script, with plenty of nudity, pubes, cleavage and horse heads. Final shot was amazing.

Vic Meyer thinks of all the ways he could try and kill his nemesis, and these get shown on screen accordingly including videogame martial arts fight, sword fighting, or gunning him down in an alley. The comedy comes from the bumbling, but it was neither so bad that it was good other than the "I just need to kill someone line", nor tedious. Just needed a bit more polish as half the film was just silly especially the swords.

A group makes their way into a prohibited area that then leads to a large series of tunnels. Of course, given that their goal is at the end, they have to try and traverse any dangers they can to get there. There were some excellent shots but tunnels despite looking great on screen are a little bit bland unless you do something different. The infomercial at the end was a good comedic touch but felt a little out of place. Loved the control room, though.

[DQ] A woman knows that a man in a coma will get better soon, yet inside his head he goes on surreal voyages every night (dream within a dream?) that lead to possible murders but it is never clear what is reality and what isn't. I think that the storyline was not very clear and this held it back.

A psychotic rugby jock, lawyer, 35 going on 30 physio and one other guy go into house for the new TV series 'Big Poppa'. Half the film was talking heads (which I despise in 48 Hours), and the rest was silly sexual jokes with a random act of violence thrown in. Lacked any real horror.

Clowns teleport to earth and rap/sing about them hoping this planet will allow them to chance to sleep for the first time in 10 million years. A couple of good ultra low budget physical effect jokes (gloves as beards, 'zzz' paper drawn out of a mouth), unfortunately I'm not the biggest fan of clowns and the music was random rather than catchy or melodic.

Currently not DQ, but from what I understand this one is on right on the line given that 48 Hours is actually not generally ok for fair use parodies, given that it is a commercial competition (and that is despite what the law says; there has been quite a hard line on this sort of stuff since a fantastic short in Auckland called 'Discount Taxi Driver' was DQ a few years back).

Trapped in the Closet parodied with subtitled singing about a guy who has just got out of jail [currently in a halfway house] trying to stay clean, who is asked to do one last drug pick up job for his best friend. Beautifully shot, and well sung, I expect it to be kept out of the finals because it goes a bit too far with the 'recreation'. The team apparently recreated the music themselves, but from someone who has watched R. Kelly's shorts an awful lot, this was way too close in my view. Ballsy to do a musical when it wasn't your genre, I would have recommended going by what the 48 Hours page said rather than consulting any legal experts.

Good original score about a sleep deprived man starting to see things without having got any decent REM cycles recently. I thought this was building ominously and actually wanted more, because ending where you did meant you got one good laugh/jolt and could have had a lot more.

Months of work on an android suddenly comes to fruition, and this short examined the repercussions given that not everything was exactly fine tuned yet. Could have been better, as just merging the ideas of Frankenstein and The Terminator without motivation for the killing removed any real tension. It was getting there towards the end in terms of the couple actually being believable, but was just a bit underdeveloped overall.

A one night stand leaves a bit too much of a lasting impression on coffee-loving Vic Meyer, who then proceeded to be the happiest stalker in Wellington. I think you pushed the one joke idea a little too far; it was working great up to a point but just needed to be cut off a little bit shorter. However the barking dog joke was fantastic and the guy playing Vic I can still remember staring intently with THAT smile on the big screen.

Surrounded by cans of V, Vic wonders why he can't sleep. Maybe it's the lack of drugs? Well that's the intuition he acts on and thus goes on a quest to procure some more illegal substances to get a good night's rest. The evil criminal with the skull on his desk was memorable, and I noted a nice original soundtrack.

Actually got the thriller part of the genre completely right as opposed to most who received this tricky genre. A good looking film of intrigue, as our lead delves deeper into something he discovers than he perhaps should, with men in ominous dark soots and a moody electronic soundtrack to boot. The use of google was comedy gold, and the chase sequence was very effect. As I said you nailed the thriller part, but the tech. part of your genre was a little bit lacking, as this is one of the few genres where you actually do need to show things for it to really work.

Vic Meyer keeps finding threatening cards wherever he goes whilst an angry young man tries to come to terms with the Hit and Run death of his brother. A clever short, with some solid camerawork and decent comedic timing.

Name Of Short = "Dear Vic" (Non Dialogue Genre)

Vic goes for a wander to school, only for a Columbine-like recreation to drive her a bit mad. Simple and short, this could have done with some fleshing out.

Frustrated young brats try to manipulate their android babysitter to go from young kid levels of entertainment to adult (3.5 inch disks storing the ability to change, much to my amusement). The plot developed nicely and the android POV shots were quite well done, as was the excellent final shot. I think your young leads did a stellar job, and the choice to go with a darkly comic approach gave the story credence.

I'd recommend working on your sound editing guys, as your levels were all over the place. We followed Vic Meyer down a series of leads into his investigation. I know it was done for comedy, but your tone was a bit off in terms of how you presented the drag queen. The concept of the detective and the drag queen having a mental connection of the same voices in their heads could have made for a great short, but instead this one was predictable.

Nice take on the genre; I'm guessing you saw the Martin Freeman starring world 48 Hours winner from a couple of years back? A mime in Civic Square felt that they were trapped in a concrete cubile, much to their friends' amusement and his frustration. I thought the switch between scenes of reality and the mind entrapment were exceptional, but the ending came a bit abruptly.

Age inappropriate casting = the best sort of casting! This film felt like it was more of a crime investigation than anything, although worked around an upcoming reunion. Focused on someone obsessed on catching up with the person they have been tracking for 3 years. I liked your earnest approach to the film, but finishing with "never leave me DAD" when he was clearly younger than the person saying it was just one example of why I lost suspension of disbelief.

The tension levels were high at the start of this one, as you had me horrified that you had spelt the character's name Vic Mayer, but of course I was relieved that nobody would be that stupid. A nice synthy soundtrack highlighted some focused training in preparation for something that wasn't entirely clear until it happened. Good macguffins with the bomb and the girl. Led itself to a pretty simple payoff that worked because of the physical humour. Just needed a bit more polish.

Vivid dreams and anxiety cause Vic Meyer to call his mates over for some company to reduce his stress levels. Rather than just chilling out though, they chose to watch a My Bloody Valentine-inspired slasher film. The killer with the axe coming through the red door was an absolutely sensational shot, and the film had a couple of ok jokes but felt a bit formulaic on the whole.

Short Name: "Something About Vicky" (Genre: Obsessive Relationship)

A new boyfriend is not much to the liking of a stalker of our lead actress, in this short which had some very funny POV shots (binoculars, hidden in a ditch). You got the element of being watched/obsessed over quite well done, but the relationship between the stalker and the girl would have fitted better into this genre had it been a two-way thing. Instead I'd probably actually put this one more in the horror basket, considering how the plot developed. At least you had a nice red herring with the travelling salesman, and the lead actress did a decent job.

Over zealous friends come to try and help Victoria get to sleep by singing some suggestions that they have. The listed suggestions were many, but it all seemed a bit silly as most of the film was talk-sung in rhyme, with an emphasis on poos and wees jokes. The payoff response from Vic was decent, but the music needed a lot more work. I understand this genre can suck, but it may pay to be a bit more prepared in case you get it next year (it happens more often than you'd think). Also, out-takes in credits are not always necessary; could have done with just the one.

A fake trailer for an upcoming horror-action film that included blood, intrigue, an exorcist priest and guns. First things first; the positives were that it was bold, fun and kept repeating keywords that would hopefully attract an audience if they were to come see the supposed film on release. Also made complete fun of itself ala the fake trailers in the Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof) releases. The negatives = why fake American accents? Why have part of the trailer scratchy like a film print and other parts in crystal clear HD? Why add a supernatural element with the shot of the priest and have the trailer announcer not mention it when you are promoting a horror film? Also, ambitious long trailers do often give you a general storyline idea without giving anything away and this did not. It was fun, but there were a lot of potential things that could have been done better.

A late night talk show host/a lonely middle aged man/a woman struggling to deal with her teenage son were the focus of this converging storyline effort. I commend you for having three storylines, as opposed to most teams who took the easy route of only going for 2; this has seriously proved to be a difficult genre for 2013. It was well acted, and reflected well on the fact that we as a society should have the right to live our lives the way we want. At least I interpreted that way. It was erring towards homophobia but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. Unfortunately I noted a couple of video glitches.

Interesting idea of a hitman planning his revenge in great detail, before trying to replicate what should in theory have been a smooth operation. Given the level of detail involved, there has to be some adaptability, of course. I really liked the concept of the eye technology and your lead held the story together well.

Slightly slow burning (but still funny) start as an office worker suffered the consequences of not paying attention to shutting down his computer in the race to try out a new Turkish restaurant. Ramped up a gear once the story got to prison, which looked great and garnered a good audience response. Fast and punchy, would not have been too out of place in a Spike and Mike compilation.

Now this was a lot of fun. A would be DIY plumber father tries his luck fixing the drains under the house, ignoring the warnings of his daughter whilst his wife and her friends get boozed. There have been a few complaints about the projection darkness levels at Vic this year, but I just have to point out that this one looked fantastic given that the team clearly went to great efforts to shoot under a real house. It wouldn't have been a Squidwig Production without some physical special effects, and this year they looked great.

As the title suggests, we followed seven minutes until theatre curtain, real time. This then worked as a framework for characters to tell stories, and a few revelations. Felt a bit off the cuff, fly on the wall in terms of style. The pacing was good, but unfortunately a number of the jokes simply fell a bit flat. I also feel that other than knowing curtain was going to open in 7 minutes, the short lacked urgency as to what needed to be done before then. It seemed like last minute fluffing than desperation.

Vic Meyer is lonely and horny, and so orders an android to try and remedy her solution. Getting a little bit more than she bargained for, this was a really charming love story, complete with dating montage, good humour and segueway shots of a lovely house cat to vary the pacing. This was going to be a 6 or 7 but then I remembered you used my boy Disasteradio's music in the most awesome fashion as well as having a completely unnecessary star wipe which I was the only person in the cinema to laugh at :)

Childhood imaginary friends returned to try and help an adult Vic Meyer get to sleep. As each represented a different personality treat, they also explained/tried their own remedies and cures. I thought this had some real potential, but was a little bit too varied. If the idea was to reflect Vic's frustrating then you succeeded, but was hard to tell. Getting inside his inner thoughts really got the short going somewhere, but then it ended a bit abruptly.

Great editing as a bicycle riding sandman has his sleeping sand stolen by an insomniac crime lord. Clever dialogue, and good cheesy action sequences. Am I right in thinking that the "Made as part of Rialto 48 Hours" end credit was missing?

A space battle between a hippo and lizard team, and an robot opponent, leads to a crash and exploration of an alien planet. Full of wordplay throughout (some cringe inducing, some bellyache funny), mostly of a slightly sexual nature, it was good to see this team back in the competition.

A comical phone conversation between a French hitman and his boss, who complains about the difficulty of the job and the fact that the corpse is having *ahem* issues. The lead did a good job carrying the film, and he really had to considering there were less than 5 cuts from memory throughout. Kept it simple and got lots of laughs from the audience. Having it in French and dealing with the situation in broad daylight gave it quite a quirky tone.

Stuck to his computer game, this contrasted with some blaring imagery of colourful lights. I get that he was immobilised by online solitaire, but the contrasting imagery did not make sense at all as to what the repercussions of this were.

A woman tries to sabotage her husband's trip to Auckland for an interview that could possibly tear them apart if he gets the job. Due to the sabotage, it becomes a race against the clock to get to the airport. Your sound could have been better, but this was an entertaining domestic take on the genre.

Now this was a really nice film. Contemplative but engaging as a young couple struggle to deal with the guy's obsession, one he has held on to when he should possibly just let go. Had a heartfelt message, both actors did a fine job and the soundtrack was ace.

Well this team certainly had fun, but the guy with the huge HD camera who was apparently a team member recording the screen at the heat = WTF?!?! Anyway this was about the legend of Baldy Dice and how he made his fortune; an android who hid this fact from the public. That was the framework the story worked around but most of it was random conversations between people, trains, and smoking a joint in a truck. Happy go lucky and funny, but your team member is an egg.

Insomnity is a combination of insomnia and insanity, we are told. The rest of the film was a bunch of shots of creepy guys in masks and close ups on the boozy lead's crazy eyes. Well, other than the buzz saw carving with screams. Needed more plot development.

For some weird reason the voting form said musical which obviously confused me until I realised that it was an immobilised film by coming on the site today. Basically a psychological breakdown of our lead was examined, on a camera that gave super clear video; at least as good as the Red ONE from what I could tell. Real shame that you had poor hissing sound in some instances which kind of negated the awesome look for me. However the plot really didn't go anywhere.

[DQ] Piss horse is coming for you...mainly set at a frat house with exploding dicks, more exploding dicks, horse pissing, and a woman giving birth to a horse amongst visual atrocities committed to screen. As per usual this was more about the experience of the visual assault than the storyline, which was slightly weaker than previous years; I understand the revenge but given that a lot of the action had no direct connection to piss horse it made it all the more surreal.

After being let go from an interrogation, a woman and child make their escape through the woods. Meanwhile, a hunter has his eye set on shooting a turkey for some dinner. Deadly serious film, just felt like both stories needed a bit more development.

Vic Meyer's days all blur into one, we hear in voiceover, and then the rest of the film was him doing meandering activities whilst searching for a red sock. Could have done with some more technological involvement, or leanings towards a thriller as per genre requirements.

An Ed Sheeran loving girl falls in love with the neighbours' scooter, much to her mother's annoyance (and fair enough to, having just bought her a really nice car). The flowing hair shots on the scooter were nice, but obsessing over an inanimate object meant that this lacked dramatic impact, especially as we were not given clear reason for the preference when the girl appeared to have it good otherwise.

[DQ] Non dialogue didn't need to mean non sound. Because of the lack of sound or music, this one actually felt quite eery. Well done on the audience for being respectful as we silently watched a woman try to deal with her inability to sleep. Felt like there was something missing to tie everything together, because the note about not forgetting what she had done, whilst giving the film at least a little dramatic movement, was also underdone. Just watching someone sit around for most of the film reading a book and watching a hamster was a tad frustrating.

12 June 2013 REVIEW EDITED AFTER SECOND VIEWING AT WELLINGTON 48 HOURS FINAL (Fact I didn't 'get it' the first time I think points to the fact your film was unclear):

A high school reunion hookup aftermath film with a Tangerine-dream like score, mainly set in a parked car by the beach. A realistic portrayal of regret and hope, as two would be-lovers try quickly to make up for a lot of lost time. Coming in on the action after the drunken party and only letting the soundtrack try and convey emotion for any real conclusion felt flawed in my book. Reflecting now the film had a welcome change of pace right into the action, but I almost feel like Act 3 was missing, but then I'm assuming that you were going for a fly on the wall theatrical-type piece and letting the audience make their own conclusions. I think I "got it" this second time, but being held together by a soundtrack is always a dangerous thread to be hanging on.

16 June edit - drunk emotional irrelevant sections of the review removed.

Ok, so Wikipedia justifies that poetry is music. However the website did indicate with regards to this genre that it did want singing, but I can appreciate what you did. If I wasn't clear just now, the team went with poetry and a disclaimer at the start of the film, as well as choreographing the rhythm in the corner throughout the film for a picture in picture effect. Vic Meyer expressed her thoughts and feelings in some lovely poetry throughout the film, which was just her and nobody else. Some beautiful shots, but the same ideas that were established in the first couple of minutes (insomnia, loneliness) kept getting emphasised. The "count to 24" scene brought a lot of unintentional laughter from the audience. Props for being original, but yeah the organisers did say they wanted singing...

Psychotic flatmates, although the development of this was underdone. With a couple of red herrings such as police investigating a disturbance and one flatmate being presented as creepy, this went towards the crazy a bit abruptly and simplistically. The film worked better at the start with the creepy vibe and would have been better not to veer away.

[DQ] a human puppet takes us through a post apocalyptic Wellington (well, other than a couple of shots where cars were seen moving in long shots) as he waits for their return. You needed to have two separate stories at least, and only gave us one so therefore did not do your genre. Even if you had, whilst there were some nice shots it all was a bit meandering.

A chronicle of madness in the search to find a cure for substance V. Just being a scientist doesn't really qualify for the techno part of your genre. Carried by one actor, the team explored his madness and schizophrenia with focus on eyeballs and conversations with himself, as well as voices in his head. Needed a stronger plot; you could have used this mental descent but didn't really tie it together and it became tedious.

[DQ] and verrry sadly DQ at that, as this was the best out of competition short so far. I was promised an ambitious short, and it really delivered on that expectation. This had such an 80s vhs neon vibe that it was incredible. It was like the punk buddy cop version of Robocop, with our 4.2% cyborg feeling a strong sense of justice against the Mr. Big type character who made him the way he is. Not just vengeance though, but to protect the valuable quantum that scientists have been working on. Over the top and full of action and dodgy special effects [floating buddy robot, anyone?] and one liners, I loved it. Only minor gripe was the use of the same pun a few times but not an issue at all.

Title of Short: "The Since of Kung-Fu" (Genre Action/Adventure)

We are told that kung-fu is more of a science than cheap tricks and fancy moves, which worked well as an opening for this tale of revenge. Deliberately awful dubbed voices and fight scenes worked well, as well as an obligatory montage or 2. It felt a bit derivative of Kung Pow and Kill Bill, but still had its charms such as the hands in the fire and floating heads.

Drug dealers with an appetite for pies contemplate whether to try taking down their crime lord, whilst being on the run from the guy they nicked some special K from at the start of the film throughout. Decent rapport built up between the two leads, and of course hilarious when they got hungry and contemplated mince vs steak and cheese. I thought the story was a bit muddied and the payoff at the end abrupt.

Taken from bed, gagged, and mummified by two masked assailants, our lead struggles desperately to escape. Given the sinister approach those with masks take, it is easy to understand our lead's efforts (great performance by that guy). Tough genre, nice payoff. I liked how you at least tried to build a profile for the guy we followed on screen for most of the film, with the joke about the staplers a particular highlight.

After scanning space, the Earth Defence Force finds out that a threat is on the way which will kill us all in 24 hours. Luckily a super toddler may be able to save us all, reminiscent of 70s film The Visitor aka Stridulum. The head explosion self destruct was funny, but it seems (like last year) that you made a film to appeal to yourselves. This was better, but the constant repeated shots of the toddler were tedious.

Strong electrotherapy to cure insomnia. Sound a bit dangerous, doesn't it? And it proves that way when we are advised that if Vic Meyer doesn't wake up in 14 hours, she will sleep/walk forever. There were a few good lines, and ideas regarding conscious/subconscious behaviour, but I felt that some more character motivation was needed for the actions that we saw on screen.

I appreciate unsettling your audience. For me, to have an effective film that has this with its ultimate goal, you want to start on a level and then build towards the payoff. What this film did; an unpleasant tale of domestics gone awry, was to start negatively and finish in an unpleasant manner. This meant that our lead actor's swearing outbursts and violence felt a bit jarring. There were moments which indicated a more peaceful domestic situation, and his obsession could have been what gave rise to the situation, but the fact that they were only glanced at meant the actions felt unjustified on the whole.

[DQ] Possibly a contender for best soundtrack if you weren't disqualified. Four tales were aurally connected by a tranquil soundtrack. It appeared they all conveyed a certain emotion such as expression (the guitar player), innocence (the girl hugging the teddy bear), self-identification (the woman putting on makeup) and freedom (the jogger). Made you think, but I almost feel like the team was leaving it up to the audience too much, because whilst the experience was powerful, it did not really tell a story, which I feel is the whole point behind the competition.

It makes it hard to review when you're seeing an idea for the umpteenth time in a 48 hours year, having thought the previous teams were original, and yet the later entries may be the best of the bunch in terms of using that concept. This was the case here, with mistaken identity and criminals involved. Almost a double reunion film, it set out charmingly and quickly developed. Some nice visual touches, it was short and to the point.

So there have been some teams in the last few years that have gone very far in this competition making unusual or striking visual choices. This film was also visually very different, but the thing that separates the really good films is that they will still tell a very strong story. A lot of this film was pure eye candy, which makes giving a star rating kind of hard as I'm sure they nailed what they set out to achieve, but it felt like the unclear storyline did not engage the audience as much as it could have. I don't think I will ever forget the cat legs, though. Or the dream dancing with the lion and chief. Music was good, at least, but I personally found it a case of style over substance.

A bong fortune-cookie smoke up film that had major technical issues with the sound. Shot in Black and White for no apparent reason, given that the art direction did not emphasise the contrast that this stylistic choice offers. Seemed like the 'horror' was metaphorical, but the lack of a clear plot meant that this was hard to discern.

A late night infomercial addict, and an infomercial star with a few issues at the local TV studio have their lives chronicled back and forth, which led to some fantastic visual gags. The performance of the lead actress in particular was fantastic, and this had a huge crowd reponse. My only real issue bringing this film down was that I felt the resolution was entirely predictable, although the physical comedy made up for that.

A ripoff of the film Jumper, but done with a local charm. Set in the year 2078, a couple of cyber cops are sent to investigate recent illegal jumping activity [I'm pretty sure; the wall of text at the start was TL;DR]. Kept it real with locations including the racecourse stands, and the local dairy, you got good performances out of your young actors. I liked that you mixed up the tone with the serious guys (ending was a shock!) and the happy go lucky fishing kids. Just need to do an original idea next time.

Shot in Vienna, right? Pretty damn cool to see this, and explained the lack of 'kiwi' accents (if you want to be PC). I love me a good hammy 48 Hours film and this fit the bill to a tee, to the point of being a contender for best worst film, I think. An expert lecturer in Mozart takes the fight to her nemesis who is also looking for the famed lost sonata. The fact he has her husband kidnapped of course means that things are a bit more stressful than she would like, as she only has 3 days to find it or he is dead. Just a little bit too talky for my liking for an action/adventure.

Having said that, if they still had or have a most manic award, then your ginger haired villain would have to be near the top of the list.

From what I gathered, Vic Meyer visited a Tarot Card reader with the intention of curing his woes of being unable to sleep. As each card was presented, the description was then backed up on screen eg, financial troubles. I think you needed to explain what a cunniffe is, because that appeared to be a key plot point which was lost on the audience (I talked to several people). The warm colour scheme was nice at times, but there were also a couple of tech glitches such a director sound remaining in used takes for the final film.

Good script had a couple of guys tied to a chair, sending out a call for help that produced some cracking dialogue between themselves and two farm women. "Txt that you're a little bit kidnapped" = very funny. Exploding sheep and revelations kept the plot ticking along, I was really loving this until the ending, as I felt that your insomniac Vic Meyer was quite weak in terms of the character trait.

After getting bored watching TV (please don't use actual TV footage in future, it's a big no-no under the competition rules), the chance to win $500k suddenly gets Vic Meyer excited and he races towards Wellington Town Hall to try and collect. I sat in wide eyed amazement as our lead shuffled his bdsm gear to the side of the kitchen bench before picking up his keys. Just about the whole thing was shot POV, and whilst there were some nice shots, the editing needed some work especially as geographical continuity errors in Wellington are a bit of a bugbear. At least you stuck to your genre.

Hyper-kinetic warriors must deal with the repercussions of a new companion making their 2 a 3, who grows very attached after their life is saved in the woods. I did not want to peel my eyes away from the screen for a second as the film moved with the pace of a bullet train. Like a comic book come to life, we were greeted with bold colours and daring camera work.

I was reminded of many films; Shogun Assassin, Princess Bride and the 36th Chamber of Shaolin immediately coming to mind but this was an original beast all of its own with that incomparable Moffilaide touch. With some fantastic special effects the quest to return to the warrior's sensei many miles away may just be the best film these boys have made. Fantastic.

Great time lapse shot of Wellington to start; one of the most beautiful images I have seen so far in the competition. From here the team presented a nice cinematic vision (contrast pumped up) of a man coming to grips with the fact that he may not be human. Also nice sound design and the lead actor had good screen presence, although the film ended a bit abruptly.

Ok, I get what you do here by interpreting that monologue did not qualify as dialogue. However in future years if you are given a non-standard genre I would highly recommend reading the website, which gives you examples and often explains what the organisers are looking for/do not want you to do. Narration of non dialogue was clearly stated as not being acceptable.

Ignoring that fact, a non sleeping Vic Meyer told us of how her relationships have developed over the years, and why a particular boy really piqued her interest. I liked the jokes that contrasted her idealised view of him versus what we saw ie, nice small = crooked teeth and date night = Xbox. More of this would have been good, but in a way that qualified under your genre.

Having parted ways following a defeat in a 2009 Tiddlywinks championship game, this mockumentary followed the process of a team reunion to try and take down reigning champ Vic Meyer. I do not like Talking Heads in 48 Hours as it means people can just describe rather than show events. The other issue is that if you describe character traits then you should really actually back that up when said character turns up on screen. I felt this short would have improved without the talking heads as it would have allowed the characters to develop more naturally. The talking got to the point of being tedious.

Big pat on the back for really getting stuck in and giving this genre a go. Obviously you didn't have access to the pro recording gear that some teams may have, but the fact that 90% of your film was sung does get my respect. Basically the head tenant calls a meeting to try and sort out some major flat issues, which get responses of the musical variety. I think there were three key things to this short that would have improved it; firstly, some dynamic action by having actors/camera movement rather than sitting around. Secondly, moving away from your flat as a shooting location, or if you do shoot in your flat then you need to add some eye catching visuals to make it stand out. Third, towards the end when you mixed all the songs together they did not seem to harmonise so perhaps stick to one at a time (although if that had come together it would have been great).

Mental deterioration horror, as the lack of sleep snaps the conscience of our central protagonist. It was more than that though, as the absence of parental figures and sibling rivalry got explored although those areas were both kind of glossed over. I thought you had some fantastic shots into the mirrors with the lead actress playing the duel angel/devil personas really well.

A board game playing syndicate has high stakes, that increase when Vic Meyer arrives to the party. Full of puns on popular creations by the likes of Hasbro, Jenga etc this team simply went with one idea and ran full steam ahead. Some hissing sound distracked, but the guerrilla approach was really entertaining. I think the hierarchial structure and importance of change could have been examined a bit more though, as the convergence of stories was a bit weak.

I'm trying to think of something constructive to say about this film, and I appear to have noted a nice shot regarding blood in the shower, so I'd recommend going and watching some Brian de Palma and Dario Argento before next year's comp in case you get this genre again. I know the team got horror, but given I've seen more than a few of them over the years, it would also be nice to not see a female brutally killed in 48 Hours for supposedly having wronged a lead male actor. The unfunny toilet humour joke that was repeated didn't help things. There seemed to have been some light in his memories of her; perhaps go for the psychological aspect next time without said violence against women? It might have all been a dream, but given so many teams are using the insomnia as a cop out to do this, I'm not buying that.

The best horror films I've seen this year have been creepy or reversed the tables for the women in them. Men going crazy and killing women is just frustrating, not scary in this competition. Sorry I'll stop ranting.

Contrasting stories between 2 crooks on the run and a scientific videographer/tv show naturist. The recent escapees built up some good rapport as buddies, but ended up being quite mean spirited. I guess that's acceptable given how strung out they would be in real life. The guy getting footage of worms had much better screen presence, although the same joke was used a few two many times. The convergence really felt abrupt which is what brought the rating down.

A couple of flatmates try to deal with their issues; one a computer hacker and the other just having had a brain implant to try and help him sleep. Some fantastic camera angles from way up high in the corner of bedrooms, but the spazzing out towards the end possibly could have done with some restraint. I also felt there was great potential for a cross between the two storylines, but it seemed like they just existing alongside each other until the end.

In a way this could have been construed as a returning vet film, given that most of the film was fire and duck/run military action in the woods with the contrast bumped way up on the images presented. Not a lot else happened, and could have benefited with some originality. I also think your final plot point could have been developed or mixed in earlier.

[DQ] Pretty sure I recall this team actually making use of the left/right channels for their sound design which was a nice touch for the voiceover narration at the start, because usually it's a bit of a tired way to get things rolling. This one just got better and better though, full of puns as the case of the missing sandwich was looked into by one flatmate who clearly saw themselves as a bit of a Humphrey Bogart figure. Not just puns but some genuinely good jokes, with the exceptionally long description of the missing food itself a particular highlight.

First film so far where pretty much the entire thing was shot POV. An immobilised child gets taken care of; dressed, fed and even has their birthday cake candles blown out for them...but they long to be free and go outside. I liked the ballsy approach to shoot the whole thing this way but the story really didn't develop as it could have. This was partly because of the whole thing being POV we did not see the negative reaction towards being immobilised.

In Slovakia, Eastern Europe, a couple with access to nuclear launch codes are held tied up and captive by a terrorist who threatens to torture them again unless he gets the numbers he needs for a strike. Clearly shot footage (nothing really striking though, it was mainly shot/reverse shot couple tied to chairs versus villain in the shadows) and a couple of name actors, but not really a Race against the Clock film at all.

OK, I really like what you guys do, but for the second consecutive year (last year you were official DQ and I remember hearing Skrillex - Bangarang, this year your film played and I guess if it plays it stays) you have used copyrighted material in your film. I'm talking the 20 seconds or so footage from the videogame 'Moto GP' at the start. Only docking you to an 8/10 though (would have been a 9)

A cracking trippy start leads to the examination of a polyamorous three-way relationship where both a guy and a girl obsess over Vic Meyer. Bonding over motorcycles, coffee and cinema, this felt like a divine mix between the 60s French New Wave and a modern music video, but with emotional power.

Great audio jokes abounded as a relaxation Android gets unpacked and tries every setting it knows in order to please its master. The actress who played the android did a fantastic job and I have just cracked up again laughing whilst writing this review thinking about those whale sounds.

A deadly serious take on the aftermath of someone passing away. Quite a draining film as one by one friends and family offer up their condolences for the loss. The film looked nice in terms of clear shots and appropriate framing, but the barren flat was bland. The fact we started on a low and ended on a low meant that the emotional resonance was not quite as strong as it could have been had there been cause and effect involved. Nice effort from a first time team, though.

A life of solitude that has been deeply ingrained by social awkwardness since high school. This focused a bit too much on meandering daily activities, and went for the horror/revenge route a bit too simplistically. I felt it had real potential given show sombre our lead was made to appear, so it was disappointing that it all ended so suddenly and obviously.

It takes a lot of care to build a birdhouse, but greedy crows should be careful, especially if the master of the house is a bit of a ruthless gangster with sold skills using a hammer. A brave performance by the lead actor who sure can hold a note. Only really one song, but it sure did deliver. Seemed a little bit lo fi at first with a sinister acapella build but then bust out into a full on Busy Berkley inspired jazz number with blood red being the defining colour rather than black and white.

James Nokise is a funny man, and he carried this film rather excellently. As a government consultant, he is faced with the hard task of trying to raise more money through schools initiatives. Singing about how two birds can be hit with one stone by putting pokies in schools, he gets a conscience attack from old politicians on parliament grounds. All of this is of course conveyed through song, and whilst some of the lyrics were a bit muddied, the gist was good and any time that a line needed to be heard the team made sure it was.

"I'm an insomniac" just sounds funny when adult teams do this. This was about a P.I. searching for a missing girl to reunite with her twin sister. The only thing is, you kind of made the reunion anticlimactic by showing the audience a bit too much. If someone is missing, it pays to keep them missing if the reunion scene is going to be your payoff.

In preparation for his girlfriend's birthday, our lead tries every conceivable idea that they can come up with in order to make her the perfect present, only for him to fail miserably in a comic manner. Made a good fist of the genre by throwing a lot of energy at the screen, the script, for lack of a better word, was a lot of fun. Lead actor had a lot of charm and I noted a nice original score. A couple of minor tech issues and a bit simplistic, but very enjoyable.

Absolutely gonzo camerawork here folks! Having made his money by designing when androids were just coming into fashion, a beekeeper buys his own model to work as a friendship companion. Most of the film was just buddies hanging out, with the insane camerawork like I said. Amazing jump off the wharf guys, so I'm bumping you up a star because of that.

A ghost (everything from their angle told via POV) obsesses about the perfect new guy in her flat, but he doesn't quiet see things the same way and so gets a ghost doctor/Shaman in to try and help him get rid of the spirit. This started poorly but really built well, with some fantastic bright colours highlighting the action when it came time for the showdown. The shaman stole the show with his facepaint and wild acting.

Name of Short: "The World" (Race Against the Clock Genre)

[DQ] A guy plays a videogame where he gets to create the word, but the first time he plays a woman who is a glitch enters the system and won't leave him alone. The relationship develops, but I felt this was more of a techno thriller than anything. Contained some nice early morning shots of Wellington but could have done with some more character development.

This gave me flashbacks to a film called 'The Manipulator aka BJ Lang Presents'. This is not a good thing. After capturing and sewing up two guys and a girl as human puppets, it is time for us to sit back and watch the show put on by the lead actress who is in control of the actors and the cinema audience. The makeup she put on the captives was creepy at first, and the sewn mouth still is come to think of it, but it got tedious quickly.

Best kidnapping for a stag do, ever, says the old timer running on fumes. Apart from the fact that the wrong guy possibly may have been nabbed, he's got a good point. This was just full of energy, short and to the point.

I saw you had some decent gear in your intro, so not quite sure what happened with your motion problems; possibly an issue outputting in 25 frames? There was some excellent comedic back and forthing between a brother and sister 'taken your pills?' - 'nup.' but other than that, this tale of a girl who would do anything to impress her first date (after being stood up the last couple of times) was ok. It needed more action, or more adventure, or ideally a combination of both. You hit some genre troupes such as the one liners and running from baddies but needed more.

Domestics lead into some very dangerous online gambling, because rather than sell the family house or abandon his wife and daughter, our lead decides to partake in a life/death shoot out. I'd probably need to watch this again to make my mind up on your stylistic choices, but by and large I think they worked because it differentiated the gambling from the real world.

[DQ] I came incredibly close to not putting up a review of this film. I thought I missed something the second time we watched it, but if I did then so did the 6 or 7 other people I talked to who also thought the only noticeable difference was a slight chance of pacing at the start and some added music at the end reminiscent of Vertigo. * If you weren't at the heat the wrong file played; the team were in competition but chose to DQ themselves and hand in a 'better' version for artistic integrity and thus we watched the 'correct' version at the end of the heat.
...onto the film...

A young woman on the edge losing her will to live in the present day is contrasted with an old couple who have just received what likes like a standard television set in the 60s (?), but after playing around with the receiver for a bit is shown to be more than its initial appearance. The team went for a slightly meta approach in terms of the convergence of the storylines. Well acted, well shot. I personally think you should have stayed in the competition but appreciate that is entirely up to you.

Nicely picked spacey sounding music selected from Big Bang and Fuzz complimented this short very well, I thought. After a radio report of women going missing, we follow Victoria who is clearly upset by the goings on, and her friend even more so. Ordinarily I hate wake up/breakfast and coffee shots to start films but you had a really good vibe going. Creepy neighbour was suitably creepy. You did a good job of going for the show rather than tell approach, but in this instance the ending was quite abrupt.

Probably the best horror film I've seen so far this year. A sinister looking box has quite severe consequences when a couple of young lads decide to open it up. Why is it full of strange looking photographs? This left a lot up to the audience to interpret and was much the better for it. Neat visual effects and make up, well shot and a creepy atmosphere throughout. Thumbs way up.

Slow discovery for an android that they are in fact an android, and beginning to malfunction the pacing was all over the place but the lead actress had good screen presence. What appears to be a basic website built over the actual weekend was a neat touch. I understand that androids are not human and therefore a negative discovery for them doesn't logically need an emotional response, but I felt you needed to mitigate the anger a bit better upon discovery of the fact.

Well framed story arc of infatuation that neatly showed how young love can easily become a bit over the top through misinterpretation. Cookies, cards and stalking by the dozen. You quiet cleverly had the lead actress borderline breaking the fourth wall, but it meant we saw how singular she was. Thus when friendships had to be examined it actually had some good weighting to it.

I think this might be my favourite script of the entire competition so far. Three days out from her 18th birthday, a girl decides she hasn't lived enough of her life and draws up a pre-adulthood bucket list. This is of course to prevent a midlife crisis in future that is bound to happen due to the human body clock. So what could be on this list? Boys, partying, rebelling...and "exploring self-identification". Just wow. I thoroughly enjoyed this and think you should win best teen film this year; your comic timing is amazing.

I see this being noted as being an 'Immobilised' film but my notes are really lacking anything that highlighted how you explored that angle, and making sure your film is identifiable as its given genre should be one of the first things an audience is able to pick up on with 48 Hours. Friends tried their best to help out a depressed/immobilised Vic Meyer. A great POV shot from the basin, but really needed a stronger narrative arc.

Life is a cycle that is like living an asylum, proclaims our protagonist, a seemingly innocuous voiceover at the start of the film that has far greater ramifications when you reflect on the events that unfold over the rest of the film. DAMN shame about the lights in the theatre being stuffed up for this one; sorry guys! (It wasn't my fault, something to do with an alarm being tripped). I saw in your intro you were shooting on a DSLR and whoever was your DOP did an excellent job + the grading was lovely. We followed assassins with one really strung out due to lack of sleep and determined to get his kill at any cost. Beautiful and took the risky serious approach. A little bit bland though for the most part but worked great when you went into dark comedy near the end and so think it would have benefited to explore that angle a bit more.

Super-hyper start to the film piqued my attention, this had a couple of really fantastic shots and lighting as well as some good stunt work. However it also completely ripped off Hitman. You definitely have a great eye for style, so try and come up with something a bit more original next time.

Videogame addiction altering the ability to sleep, made me worried we were going the exact same route as a number of teams this year but then all of a sudden we had a time travel angle added! Good concept, but felt like you stood around and talked a bit too much. I'd also recommend staying away from windy areas if you are going to shoot on camera sound in Wellington.

We were warned before the film played that the team would take revenge on us for given them musical, so I embraced myself for some cringe and yet found myself really enjoying a charming little film. It was very random and sporadic, as Vic Meyer tried to find a cure to help them sleep complete with some Eyes Wide Shut masks and ballroom dancing. I hate bagpipes but their use was perfect comedic timing. The 'Ron Weasley' credit also brought a laugh.

Cranial muffin does not really sound very endearing, and neither did it to our central protagonist when the very mention of the words took him to some dark, cannibalistic places with his ex in the back of his memory vault. I felt a real sense of unease throughout the film, which I’m hoping is what the team wanted to convey.

This team gave me that feeling of being just a little bit too confident in their intro, however they delivered a good film so I'll forgive them for that. Two soldiers were sent back in time to try and stop a mad scientist from unleashing the prevention of sleep as we know it the world over. A basic framework, but one that allowed the team to essentially make a buddy film full of jokes, although personally many of them fell fat but I still appreciated the jovial spirit presented on screen. One of the better Vic Meyer's so far, with quite dastardly aspirations in fact.

Police try to solve a murder case of a strangled old man whilst an unwell old lady tells toilet jokes to her hospital attendant. The two stories intertwined well, although quite simplistically. Some of the deadpan dialogue brought laughs, such as casually knocking on a woman's door and casually telling her "just here to talk about a recent murder". I think the one thing it lacked would have been motivation for the killer, but that might have made things a bit complex.

A 'breather' prepares to confront 3 Androids, and in preparation tells verrry detailed stories of his previous freedom fighting/cases that he dealt with. I was going to say there were some nice sound design touches but then I remembered that the levels were loud to the point of making me grate my teeth. Definitely needed to show rather than tell much more than it did, I was looking forward to the showdown but instead got one tinny raygun shot before the end.

A martial arts teacher shuts down his dojo after an accidental death under his watch, and the rest of the film was mostly about his mental anguish/fighting other warriors in his dreams. Despite the disclaimer that this would be the most random film we'd see in 48 hours this year I'd disagree as I've already seen my fair share of animal outfits and ninjas this year. It was actually relatively straightforward compared to a lot of other films, with some nice shots, it was just very tedious. Given the martial arts training at the beginning it would have been nice to see some proper martial arts fighting given you had action as your genre.

[DQ] A very bad couple of days are chronicled for our lead actor, who goes from having a girlfriend and thinking he was going to have a nice enjoyable day hunting, to not really being in the same mindset by the end of the film. I understand that the narration came whilst said lead was immobilised, but most of the on-screen action was not in that situation. Difficult call I guess as the genre could be interpreted as being an end result whereas in my mind the idea would be immobilisation for the majority of on-screen action. Technically good for the most part as per usual, and the dog did a great job.

Representing Palmy with pride, this had a great setup of the discovery of betrayal and someone being told to simply run for their life as they were going to be hunted. I love human hunt films as the danger seems so much more real, but after the fantastic start, the horror element basically went missing. Well shot, poor sound but I felt it needed to do more to actually give us some tension once the hunt started (sorry for harping on about the same point)

Fate or obsession? Sometimes a difficult question to answer, as a seemingly innocuous relationship gathers steam pretty damn quick at least on one end. Kept ramping up the obsession at a suitable pace until (in my mind) a homage to 'Heathers' brought things to a fitting conclusion. Both leads were excellent.

A teen team explored gambling addiction here and the distance it can put between people, as well as its highs and lows. There were some really good harmonies in your music, but live on camera sound for singing is generally a bad idea, because the lack of clarity meant I had a hard time distinguishing the lyrics. A couple of neat editing effects.

David Caruso eat your heart out! The POV peeing was one of the best uses of the required shot I have seen so far. This CSI parody followed a murder investigation where the only real evidence they had was shoe registration of the apparent killer. Full of one-liners, taking the piss out of cop show computer systems (zoooooming in and maintaining clarity) this was really enjoyable. The guy with the Murray/Flight of the Conchords voice was excellent, but some of the other acting was a bit wooden and I did notice a couple of audio errors. Yeahhh!!!

A rookie cop experiences her first murder investigation but not everything is what it seems. I understand going for the laugh with him in a very long trench coat and her in a very short skirt, but someone voiced their concerns about this to me and it did stand out in my mind as well. I'm no prude and this would be a tame example, but it is an example nevertheless of the unnecessary objectification of women in 48 hours. The conclusion was really quite creepy, but felt like the film could have either kept going a bit more or tried to give us motivation given the position of the revealed killer.

Really terrific editing, as we had a visual assault to outlay the mental workings of a psychotic patient's mind. But rather than just use this as an excuse for crazy or random imagery, this actually showed the desperation being trapped by mental illness. Definite contender for best teen team, the audience (who had mostly been rudely commenting throughout the heat's films) shut up and watched in complete respect.

A race to stop Vic's girlfriend opening a letter to dump her but let her know that he always loves her, after a change of heart. This was short but to the point with a couple of nice comedic touches.

*This was Obsessive Relationship not horror [although it could have come under either]

A sinister new friend arrives on the scene and quickly builds rapport with Miss Meyer. Despite warnings that everything might not be what it seems, it is impossible to keep the two inseparable. Exceptionally well done sound design; loved the creepy whispering, very poor camerawork with most of the picture being slightly out of focus.

Repeatedly slammed against the wall and bullied, Vic plots away his plan for revenge that will in his eyes make him a champion of the school. This plan is of course a dramatic showdown fight under his new guise of having transformed himself into a robot. Luckily this one actually had a really positive attitude, with the respect and adoration of his peers being his goal ala 'Lucas' (watch it now, you'll love it). Charming robot design and some good comedic timing as well, this had its heart in the right place.

After being denied by a potential date, Vic Meyer's evil conscience really gets in his ear. Of course, things keep getting worse and we see his frustration build. Could have done with a lot more development other than the high school rejection leads to murder as per normal in 48 hours.

Worked with what they had to do a dreamy adventure film. What they had being a cow costume and a nice dress for the two leads to respectively wear. I would recommend really getting to know your camera and workflow before the weekend, because there was some noticeable hissing by using the camera sound as well as some bad white balance levels throughout. The revelatory twist around dreaming/reality was nice but unfortunately ruined by some of your colleagues in the audience talking loudly.

Found a great location of what appeared to be an abandoned school and used it for a gun shoot out, which I'm thinking the team may have tried to do whatever genre they happened to get. Felt very Call of Duty-ish to me, but because it was more stealth based action I guess it could be considered a thriller. Fit into its required element through the ending, but did feel a bit pigeonholed. You did have some excellent shots in there, though.

Tough luck getting this genre as it obviously did not play to your strengths. After literally waking up on the wrong side of the bed (tip, don't spend the first 60 seconds of your film having your character wake up/brush their teeth etc), our lead made their way to school where the consequences of being an insomniac played out. You needed to have at least 2 clearly separate storylines converging, because what you showed on the side was inconsequential and would not be considered a 'converging storyline' film to most.

Birthday-set musical with a creepy psychotic teacher providing some comic relief. Only really a couple of songs but both were well sung, although the story arc was not entirely clear. Appeared to be do with consequences of not putting in the hard work at school, so what I'm saying is that the script needed some work.

Three witnesses to a murder decide to meet up again for reasons unknown. I liked the core story but would recommend sticking to the old adhage of showing rather than telling your audience. You may not have seen it, but your opening POV shot was fantastic and very reminiscent of one of my favourite slasher films from the 80s called 'The Burning'.

A visual tale of someone with aspirations for being a creative writer and a knack for wearing tuxedos, struggling to deal with what people think of him. You managed to convery a neat little story here, obviously you were using the school's gear but with some better equipment I can see some real potential. Nice dramatic touches but go outside the comfort zone of you school as your location next time.

There are other ways to show a screaming match than actually showing a screaming match between 4 people all at once on-screen. However I understand what you were trying to do with a comedic, in your face take based on the ridiculous concept of paralysation from goanna wrestling. Another best worst contender.

The midnight loser of ‘Sketchosaurus’ will have to leave the flat to make way for the beloved Charlie. This framework sets the way for a number of great verbal and visual jokes between the obnoxious flatmate, the generally ignored flatmate, the art painting flatmate and the flatmate whose mother recently passed away. I thought it could have had some more variety as flats are a pretty boring backdrop all up, but it was very entertaining.

Did you shoot this in the Thorndon/Wadestown woods? Sure seemed eerily similar to where my own team considered shooting over the weekend, but didn’t. At a therapy session Vic explains how he met 3 women who immediately became possessive of him. Being as it was his dreams and not reality though this has negative connotations to say the least. Quite a sad film and had potential but the psychiatry/therapy stuff just ruined it.

Detectives at a crime scene riff on each other and go over potential suspects before settling on the janitor of the workplace for examination given his access to everywhere inside the building. Deadpan cop/livewire cop offered a nice contrast but the sound levels were poorly mixed on the whole which detracted.

Definitely adventure more than action as a couple of siblings set out for treasure that they believe their grandfather will have left them after they scatter his ashes. This sparks the sister up as she has been given a 48 hour notice of foreclosure, and so the hunt for treasure represents a chance to save the farm. That description makes the plot far more convulated than it was. The main charm behind this film was its true blue kiwi dialogue and positive energy, which overcame any technical shortfalls it may have had.

Techno as in dance rather than techno as in technology, it seemed given the soundtrack and general lack of modern electronic equipment. We followed a hitman still attached to his dog teddy bear ‘Poundy’. This loveable toy has pretty flimsy body parts though, which throws a bit of a spanner in the mix when he takes on a job to kill a girl. The lead actor had great screen presence, and with a little less inane ramblings and a bit more work on a plot you could be onto a winner.

One man needs surgery. Another man acts like a bit of a prick, outlining that he is so busy that his partner should have known he would not have much time for a family. Of course how the stories intertwine is the beauty of this one. Weirdly it was shot in scope but appeared to be the first standard def entry in the heats so far.

[DQ] New parents have to suffer the horror of a baby that will not stop crying. This really does not help with Vic’s insomnia and so he reaches out for help from friends but gets a reality check. The baby’s screams sounded very real which was quite unpleasant, but for only a few seconds did this approach being a horror film.

Sock puppets again, which I loved last year, focused on two who have been dispatched at the same time to put a newborn infant to sleep. This gives them the opportunity for some comic banter and also framework to sing. I liked the opening original song, but Ba Ba Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as your other main songs to carry the film were a bit surprising to say the least. There also appeared to be a couple of technical glitches such as crew sound being clearly heard on at least one take. In my opinion it needed more original music.

[DQ] Followed a couple from being very young 8 year old lovers through to how they lived their lives growing up via splitscreen through to looking to keep the promise of their youth when they grow up. I thought the kids did a good job acting, but the resolution of the film seemed quite sudden.

Some super strong sleeping pills pull Vic right into a television where he bounces around between channels with the same nemesis in each. Cooking/Infomercials/Religious/Kids TV were about it. Being whisked away to a parallel or alternate world is a great setup for a non dialogue film, but I would have stayed well away from somewhere that is arguably 50% driven by dialogue like TV. It got tedious.

After 60 seconds of fluffing around following our main character waking up, we then followed his adventures conversing with the girl of his dreams online whilst all the while an overpowering guitar rock soundtrack played. Basic but no glaring errors, just could have been more fleshed out ie, felt like we got Act 1 and 2 but no Act 3.

This is quickly becoming my favourite genre of 2013 as yet another team knocked it out of the park. After an initial Star Trek-ish setup of having been beamed down for shelter during an asteroid storm, our team of explorers soon realise the dangers of having things run on solar power when the area has 5x the normal levels of exposure. Eyeball violence, tinfoil costumes and drill sergeants were the order of the day here in a film that had me in stitches laughing.

Awesome beatboxing, not a lot else in terms of content at first glance but did end up doing a good examination of a couple’s deteriorating relationship. It seemed like we were put smack bang into the middle of the deterioration though, and would have been nice to see plot points having a cause and effect for dramatic development. Because it lacked this it got very tedious.

I don’t like giving away plot points, so I won’t, but something seemed amiss here to me in terms of tying everything together. This is of course not necessary, especially if the whole thing was potentially imagined as it seemed. Quite surreal in tone with bodies falling down windows and laying on railway tracks, as well as eyeball violence [Un Chien Andalou?], we chronicled a “Prime”s resistance to helping out those with more grandiose plans. Enough is enough; she wants sleep, where they can be killed, and they need to keep her awake through any means necessary. I thought this bended your genre too far but would be willing to give it a second chance.

Some of my favourite horror movies are of the haunted house variety (The Innocents, The Haunting) and the key things they do is build a sense of dread by letting the viewer make their own interpretations in a lot of instances. But believe you me, when it comes time to scare, they do not hold back. Unfortunately this short chose to use a voiceover from the ghost’s point of view and give him a flat out mean spirited attitude. What this did was lost any sense of dread right from the start, and the fact that the film was presented in such a serious manner meant that the option of making it an entertaining or funny film was also gone.
I would actually be interested to know what tone the team was going for – was it supposed to be a dark comedy? The score was good but before anyone harps on about how great it looked (which it did), the camera positioning was another reason for the scares failing. This is because every shot that I can recall was wide angle and steady. Movements and zooms are a troupe of this genre that really can’t be ignored, because they unsettle the audience. Sorry for the novel guys, but I’m just clearly saying why it didn’t work for me.

EDIT - I see Dawkward's reviews. I'm not saying that Couch Kumaras needed shaky cams and zooms; there are some amazing steady horror films out there as well. In this particular instance the voiceover just didn't work. The score was beautiful.

Last year’s best bad film winners really did not change their style too much, complete with shooting in Black and White again, but the laughs were more chuckles this time around than belly aches. Starting in 1210BC with a curse on a newy tombed mummy, we converged into the 60s as a tenuous family link was made.

[DQ] Interviewees give their take on a daycare centre teacher who was a bit too endearing to the children, making them more than jealous when the annual celebration of motherhood rolls around. At the start I saw this going in several ways so it was quite engaging, but on the other hands I’m really not a fan of talking heads in 48 Hours. The sinister levels built throughout, although the ending was quite abrupt.

Technically super smoothe, acting performances fantastic and a brilliant take on a difficult genre as our lead was immobilised for hours in an attempt to woo the girl of his dreams. The sound levels peaked a bit high a couple of times but those are minor quibbles. I won’t give too much away but art and pills and provocateurs really do work well on screen together.

New cellphone game takes over lives and ruins friendships, this was short and simple. Started off really well but did lose its way; I think that whilst the effect on others of the obsession was telling, in my mind the ‘relationship’ being with something like a game meant it lost that human dynamic I would have expected.

Locked in at school well past when everyone has gone home, I would argue that you kind of got your genres mixed up here. That would constitute isolation as opposed to being immobilised. Nevertheless a radio announces that a crazed madman with an axe is on the loose and the rest of the film is a series of him appearing to kill our lead, which may or not be real. Got tedious but had a great ending.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Well, a good question and one that takes us 7 minutes to examine. My main concern here was that almost every segment of the film was gathered around telling simplistic jokes. The big letdown was the fact that you introduced the characters and gave them backstories, and then threw these personality traits out the window. Would have actually been fun to see them behave the way you described. Your camera op has a good eye, but the script really needed work.

Delirious and sleep-deprived, bad boy Vic really needs help from an old friend who does not take to kindly to him given he set her shoes on fire less than a year ago. However we do see a sort of quest after this, to get his briefcase and take down those who are stalking him. I actually really liked where this ended up and felt that even more of a backtrack would have had even greater effect. 2/5 because the action scenes were awfully choreographed and not even in a funny way. If you are going to shoot action, I would say put a bit more effort in to either bring the laughs or pick up the intensity of your film, as opposed to playground level flailing.

Hackers setup a secret network whilst on the run from what seemed like the FBI. I liked quite a lot of the set design in this film, and there was some good framing of the camera as well. However I think we as an audience needed to be more engaged with our leads as to why they were setting up the particular network; just taking it to the man for rebellion as it came across was a bit simplistic.

The problem with using copyrighted music from videogames is when you get someone who reviews your film who has played those games hundreds of times. I was literally gobsmacked to hear a good 60 seconds or so from Capcom’s Resident Evil, never mind the 2-3 minutes ripped from the opening of John Carpenter’s The Thing. This was a tale that questioned whether breaking the law for survival really makes someone a criminal or not. Not a bad take on the genre although lighting needed work and sets could have done with more variety. Please don’t use copyrighted music again.

This was a pretty simplistic idea of the blood of victims apparently being the cure for insomnia, as a character relays the ancient Amarian ritual regarding this to other cast members. Of course with with Mr Meyer being on the brink of losing his mind due to not getting 40 winks, all signs lead to death. I felt you could have really fleshed this out having given the explanation at the beginning. The cyclical nature of the short was decent but a murderous killing spree really needs something more to differentiate it from the others.

Absolutely skitzo but had its heart In all the right plices. Full of rapping, beatboxing, parkour, fighting and…singing? Looked you were having a lot of fun. The only thing is that with musical it would be nice for some of the songs to develop the plot rather than being intros/boats throughout. The haphazard approach almost gave it a cinema verite feel.

Name of Short = "Inconsequential Hallucinations" (Reunion Genre)

Way too dark guys, I understand that you are going for a dark shoot to get an edgy atmosphere but it is possible to maintain detail even when shooting in the dark/shadows. More of a horror take on this particular genre as a group of friends try to get rid of their nemesis, only for it all to backfire quite badly a year later.

Or, Frankenstein’s Robot, this team went all-in and it paid off in spades with a low budget zinger of hilarity. Followed a bullied (but envied for their genius) young man creating a robot with some terrific capabilities, and the gory results of man trying to play god. Z-grade effects brought a high level of laughs after a slow burning start and a genuine contender for best worst film.

Really well shot, like the best shot teen film by far this year in terms of framing and focus. Reminded me of the 80s slasher He Knows You’re Alone stylistically, with the puzzle pieces being kind of obvious and yet the slow burning revelation still having good effect. Nice work.

I have a feeling that this team were trying to combine obsessive relationship into the genre that they were given. Given how difficult the competition is, I would really recommend trying to nail the genre that you get given in future. From what I could make out our Vic here followed his love but it this was somehow a metaphor for love being a race against the clock to get right? A nice oneric feeling but needed more work on the structure.

A.k.a. Tribal crime of passion, which I do wonder if it was a working title. A little bit odd that the team chose to subtitle everything the tribespeople said, and that their dialogue in general was long and eloquent. This aspect did not make much sense to me at all. However other than a couple of unnecessary filters to your shots such as fake film grain/scratches, this thing was actually beautifully shot. The protective husband had a commanding presence but the story was simplistic. Rating 2/5 because of how nice it looked but your story was a 1/5.

[DQ] On a first date at Bats our lead is unfortunately immobilised by accidentally going into the ladies toilets. That was basically it in terms of the main joke of the film, but it seemed like the insomniac got lost in the mix and being locked in a toilet is only funny for a certain amount of time. At least it looked like you guys had fun.

A murderous game of poker that turns bad because our protagonist (?) can’t sleep (?). Would be nice if teams that did not get non dialogue as their genre actually did use dialogue because otherwise we can have situations like here where the plot becomes completely convulated. I mean it looked like a murderous game of poker that turned bad due to lack of sleep, but I’m worried that I was missing the point. Why kill them? It looked like they were playing for chips not cash but oh well…

[DQ] The girl in the relationship decides to take matters into her own hands with regards to her partner preferring to watch Bruce Willis movies than snuggle. Hence grabbing a copy of The Sixth Sense, Die Hard 2 and Bruce Unchained (Yes, you heard right) and practicing her skils with guns in the bedroom. Will the change be too much or just right for him? Only time will tell. A good idea of how people in intense relationships will rapidly change to accommodate someone else, I did feel the humorous ending could have been tidied up a bit more.

A 10 year human security veteran tells his newly recruited robot replacement that he is going to teach him the ropes today. By that I mean he is going to use the day as a means for some excellent comedic quips and observations. Both actors were really solid here as they built a rapport in front of our eyes. A couple of nice special effects touches as well re: the robot.

What seems like a man playing solitaire in an empty abandoned house quickly becomes something completely different. I think this was the most beautiful film of night one out in Wellington, and in my book they absolutely nailed their genre. Perfect example of leaving it up to the audience to interpret a number of things. Played with sound nicely and the on-screen dynamics developed well as the film went on.

A struggling writer searches for inspiration after having lost what made his previous work so great. So far we are seeing some nice interpretations of this genre and this was another solid example, being about a reunion of the self/mind. It was however better played than that simplistic description with several different mental angles, and an examination of the strain writer’s block causes on relationships. Excellent use of the line is noted in my book.

$1 million to help someone get to sleep is the catalyst for a number of potential snooze inducers to promote their claims through song. This is because having tried everything so far, including the ‘Morph Sleep’ we see advertised through an infomercial at the start of the film, nothing works for the boss man offering up cash. A slick film visually, the team threw a whole heap of songs at the screen ranging from Operatic to Industrial in tone. I really felt this could have done with something to mix up the tone in the middle rather than press for the need for sleep the entire time. Also, whilst ‘Lease’ won the whole comp several years ago mixing up musical styles throughout, I honestly think it may have been best to stick with one and then give the story variety around that. But that’s just my 2c.

An existing group of flatmates speculate on the weird activities that their weird neighbours might get up to, much to the audience’s amusement given how the group making this discussion looks and acts. All a bit Stepford Wives in approach until suddenly the switch flicks. Contained a very funny joke about the Andromeda Galaxy, but I thought the horror scenes could have come earlier and lasted longer.

Holy hell this was by far the most flat-out entertaining film of the first night of heats in Wellington. A guy who can’t sleep of course takes a pill only to be awoken by a man with a horse’s head. Well, now we can’t have our sleep being interrupted can we? A violent revelatory mindfuck with a damn catchy little ditty tidying it all together. Nailed the genre and POV shot with aplomb too.

A young couple use their newly installed machine V.I.C to try and make improvements in their life but things go a bit awry from a personal and professional point of view. Owing more than a little bit to Stanley Kubrick, I still like the concept but the sound levels were horrificly set, including some clear background noise off set coming through in a couple of shots and the acting was a bit wooden.

So this would have been a 4/5 apart from the fact that the team sung ‘I Will Survive’ acapella without clearance (as far as I’m aware, please correct me if I’m wrong). Fantastic energy levels throughout ranging from a party to the morning after on the beach to piecing back together the events of the night prior. Said Hangover-inspired quest produced some excellent visual jokes.

So this would have been a 4/5 apart from the fact that the team sung ‘I Will Survive’ acapella without clearance (as far as I’m aware, please correct me if I’m wrong). Fantastic energy levels throughout ranging from a party to the morning after on the beach to piecing back together the events of the night prior. Said Hangover-inspired quest produced some excellent visual jokes.

Black and White can be sweet, but if you are going to take such an approach then you should have a clear reason and I felt this film would have worked just as well in colour, perhaps better even. A bunch of drug-taking friends get a bit agitated that a newly formed couple are spending too much time together, and so the only solution can of course be murder. Some good unintentional laughs due to dialogue.

Good camerawork, horrible sound. This particular Vic Meyer had some serious issues with not only insomnia, but also a newly brought on case of schizophrenia as described by his mum, as well as being bullied at school. Followed the paranoid Vic getting worse and worse leaning to a wander around to try and cure his ails. A weak conclusion and illegal use of footage from the videogame Mortal Kombat. You’ve obviously got an eye for a good shot so get some better sound gear and avoid using things you don’t have copyright clearance for.

Set long after a war of some kind where SD cards have become relics, a group of friends all take an old pill to try and cure their ails, but side effects quickly bring things to a negative point. Very talky for a futuristic film, it would have benefited from showing rather than telling a lot of the time. Also, uni halls/flats without decoration are unfortunately quite bland on screen. You guys seemed to have a decent group of actors, you’ve got potential so try and get outside your comfort zone next time.

Merging stories at 4am between a radio DJ, a girl in an abusive relationship and a general insomniac. The girl in particular delivered her lines with aplomb but I’m not sure if this team really understood their genre. The reason for this is that with a converging storyline, 2 people talking on the phone connecting don’t really count as converging when they meet in person, and if another story does intersect then it should have some dramatic impact on their situation, which unfortunately this did not. But like I said, well acted.

Please sort out your lighting guys, you had some really fantastic shots going on that were ruined by being in almost complete darkness. Darkness can work for horror but if you are going for this approach you really need to improve your sound design; the epic battle themed music towards the end seemed completely inappropriate. Because of the lack of light it was hard to comprehend but I believe that on a walk to try and cure his insomnia, our lead was then pursued by an evil shrieking being.

A poo joke-loving vacuum cleaner takes care of sucking up the office debris until it finds love, but love is never quite that straightforward, and the resulting action lets a bunch of other household appliances sing ala the Brave Little Toaster. The first couple of songs were really good, the visual gags were solid and then the BLT and Toy Story nods were nice too. However the second half songs were much weaker.

Name of short is "Time Capsule" (Reunion Genre)

[DQ] All the friends of Vic Meyer have moved away, but an old-time buddy with some bad habits comes back into the picture. A different kind of reunion film; sinister instead of celebratory with the returning friend showing some nice on-screeen energy. I liked where this headed but felt that the reasoning behind the behaviour could have been conveyed better.

Cards at the start of the film instruct us that guilt is something that stays with us until our last breath. The rest of the film followed someone obviously suffering from such a condition as they were followed by a black masked figure. Presented the idea that we all need some space when we feel guilty, but also made you step back and think about that concept upon conclusion. It was almost there, but the film would have benefited from seeing the lead actor emotionally behaving in a way that matched up with what we were told by the cards.

Big props for the fake ginger-mo, the lead actor had excellent screen presence with his inane ramblings. I thought you presented the character really well without spelling it out like a lot of teams, and the less I probably say about the, ahem, fantastic stop motion toaster, the better.

An obsessive cleaner takes things a bit too far regarding the girl he is into. Shows the danger of falling head over heels with someone based on a fantasy image rather than reality. I would have liked to have seen this fleshed out a bit more with perhaps some drama or comedy. As it was, it simply presented this idea, ramped up the tension a bit when the creep took things a bit far and then ended.

A long intro of dripping leaves and babbling brooks finally sets us to follow a young couple on a walk through the woods, which happens to include a treacherous rock walkway. This ended up playing like the 2005 film Just Like Heaven, but in quite a serious and sad way. Had some strong emotional impact, please don’t fluff about in the first 45 seconds of your film next year guys and you could well be onto something.

[DQ] Wheelchair/bedbound after a spinal injury early in life, the friends of our lead actor try to get him laid as losing his virginity is his #1 wish in life. Anybody will do…and many are tried but it goes for the John Hughes feeling and almost gets there. The script was quite crass on the whole which meant the tone jerked between tenderness and juvenile.

A 5 minute countdown as Vic running as fast as he can through a whole lot of different areas. Basically the clock just worked as a framing device for a number of comedic or bizarre encounters. I’m no great fan of clowns so this almost lost me but has a great bizarro resolution. I would suggest framing your shots a lot tighter (more close ups rather than everything wide angle) in future.

New relationship obsession to the point of having to see a shrink, after what seemed like a weekend hookup at Mighty Mighty. We followed the quickly downward mental spiral of our lead. Good examination of the strain these things can have on friendships, although I personally find that unless you are doing something completely different, psychiatrist talk in 48 hours is a bit tedious. However the actor who played said shrink was excellent.

Whilst the title of the film gave hints, I was actually a bit surprised by where this ended up going. An eery vibe builds from the beginning when a deadpan new flatmate moves in who is a bit too similar to the existing girl. One thing I would recommend is trying to get a bit more visual variety in future

[DQ] Sadly disqualified as this was a really fun film. Although having said that I have played Street Fighter 2 literally thousands of times in my life and those sure sounded like direct hadouken and sonic boom rips to me…Nevertheless, an art history major cannot sleep and so follows his girlfriend into a real life videogame complete with life bars and Double Dragon hearts. Excellent score, nice camera work, would watch again.

Shown from animals on a farm’s perspective for pretty much the whole film, although a couple of switches out here and there for good comedic value; the ‘letter to the master’ being absolute gold. A dog buries his bone and then goes on a quest to find the thing after it is not there in the morn, encountering many other animals along the way with the team putting one running scene to good use about 5 or 6 times. I’ve always been told to never work with children or animals but overall this was a pleasant watch.

Loud, but not in a bad way, there was some really visually striking imagery here. Nice editing touches that kind of seared into my brain as well. Basically this played with the insomnia dream/reality/psycho idea and really ran with it regarding a young lady who stumbles upon a murder late at night. There was a sense of dread and unease but not many frights at all.

Reflecting on the choices we make being pretty much a gamble, this was quite heavy handed in the way it presented poker as a metaphor for life. An elderly grandfather struggling with depression, a young man not really watching out in the dark alleys of night time, and a couple coming to grips with unexpected pregnancy came together. An ambitious short, I think it would have worked better without the black and white scene.

A woman returns after months to her cyber hacking ex with less than clear intentions. I liked the homages to 90s hacker films, and this was well shot by and large but the plot seemed a bit straightforward. I’m not sure if I missed something or if it wasn’t clearly spelled out re: the corporation she was trying to take down and the crowd in Chaffers Park at the beginning.

A meta visual aural assault from the comp veterans, this was (as per usual) a cracking start to the heats. Filled with a scuba swimmer with fighting skills, the neon powered lights of pokies and meshed with random wide angle car shots, just one to sit back and groove on/experience.

I was a bit worried this might be going for a mockumentary approach but quickly realised that we were essentially just focusing on some footage to create a narrative framework of obsession, as a woman from the Leaf Related Crimes Unit sets out to incriminate Nicky Brick who she had seen sully up a nice patch of leaves.

The film followed a tried and true three solid joke structure, as the woman does her utmost to make his life hell, including going to the point of trying to paint him as a pedo. There was some quality wordplay in the script and the payoff was good as there was a feeling of unease created throughout by the driven (obsessed) woman.

At an office our lead actress receives a phone call. However perhaps she is working too hard but with it being so late it gives the ghosts that haunt the building a chance to attack. The woman then proceeded to product a piping set of lungs that would have made any scream-queen proud as she ran in terror.

The expansion of the shadows was another of my absolute favourite shots this year. Just needed to expand the plot a bit more and could have been a much better film. Whoever the lead actress was, good job.

Some different camera techniques were used by this team which was refreshing to see. Some sort of limbo prevents a mother from reaching her son, and everytime she falls she gets sent back to the darkness to be made a mockery of by another woman who has her beloved boy captive.

Again got to state really nice visually and a reasonably straigh edge approach throughout. Good motivation for the character's actions too. I think it was good that we were not hit over the head with exposition in any way shape or form, but the potential of the space travelling stones seemed like they could have been explored a bit more. Having said that, it's a short film and two settings is sufficient.

Nicky is setup on a blind date with a Billionaire, but rather than see this as an opportunity for love she sees it as a money-grabbing exercise and of course takes her best friend Aroha along for the ride to Mr. Stirling's estate. I'm guessing the entire budget went on the plane and petrol it took to get there.

The screamed acapella 5 second songs, the Otaki haircuts and the mentally challenged motivations of the characters were the framework of the film. I'd recommend the team learn how to frame a shot going forward. They went for the cheeky charm approach but something got lost in translation here although several moments of filmmaking that made me laugh and I'm guessing none were intended.

Thank you very much for giving sound reasoning as to why the footage was shot in 1080p. I'm guessing the team had recently watched 21 Jump Street? As took the element of making an extreme new drug as their plot point. Sadly for them the territory they are looking to move on already has established dealers. Guns aren't hard to come by in this country, at least...

I was really hooked in by the energetic start, and then the drug testing I was still engaged with. The film kind of lost its way though when it became a formulaic turf war, although the very ending of the film was really well done and the bullet holes in the windscreen a very impressive effect. Also not sure why sound quality was perfect fine at the start but progressively got worse?

Whilst everyone normal prepared for Y2k, our mad scientist was preparing for the Zombie apocalypse that they knew was coming by getting lots and lots of robots ready. The film was done with static photos throughout set against a green screen and ending with an excruciating 2-3 minutes of blank black screen.

Some of the makeup and costumes looked amazing and I would have vastly preferred to have seen them utilised in a motion picture. Also a wise tip is that if you are late for hand-in probably best to do a full render before hand-in.

Considering I hate the sound of bagpipes this film and I really got off on the wrong foot. Seriously played story of aspiring weilders of the Scottish staple instrument. Unfortunately our weekday worker can't became a weekend warrior due to lack of funds for extracting sound from the instrument of his dreams.

I was thinking hooray! As it meant I didn't have to sit through the sound again. I respect what the team was trying to do and please don't let you think that the prejudice is the only reason I didn't really dig the film. It was also quite static/dialogue based, and the somber tone lacked a payoff or resolution.

This played in Heat 19.

So this just happened. A demonic scatterbrained bloodfilled homage to Trash Humpers, or at least it wanted to be. The ritualistic cultists appear to bathe in blood with an intention to lure in their childhood neighbours on the promise of giving them lolly money. Trust me that's just my own interpretation of the images and sounds I just watched. I think the team might be quietly laughing that someone actually tried to make any sense of it.

Some of the action had a Texas Chain Saw Masacre feel to it, but by and large it was an experience rather than a film. Shame I can't give a no rating option as I'm torn between giving it the lowest and highest possible rating. I'll give it high because its a DQ film and don't see that harming anyone.

A woman and her brother hope to seek refuge at a shelter, but they are told they will only be able to stay if they can find what the military camp attendant is looking for. On their quest for this they encounter several characters who sing songs about their own situation.

A monkey with a guitar, a dirty long haired man and a labourer who is out of work lament their woes which have resulted in them seeking out the shelter. Songs were painful and only the military officer held the film together with any sort of acting skill; I would have suggested having a few more goes at nailing your one shot and probably doing the music off-camera. A real struggle because of the lack of polish.

Mostly based on a true story apparently, our lead has 25 minutes to get his IVF specimen to the clinic because he chooses to go with the do it at home approach to save on the $80 it costs if you wish to rub out your specimen in nicer surroundings.

Of course a tale of things getting in the way, in particularly their fellow Xbox playing flatmate who has a very relaxed attitude about the whole thing. What would a good action movie be without a ninja, too? And what would a good ninja fight be without it being against a pirate? Some of the little random acts were really well done but the lighthearted tone meant that it did not have too much actual action.

Our Nicky has a real problem; they keep ending up with all the odd socks that everybody loses. Unfortunately for them the cops think he has actually been stealing them and so look to take him down. His vegetarian girlfriend stands by him but the crime scene evidence does start to all add up.

Few good laughs at how harsh the team is to Nicky but the acting was a bit theatrical. Could have done with some location scouting as largely being set at their flats was a bit boring. Quite a lot of effort put in at least by the actors to try and sell the story but it was too silly for its own good.

Another team that wasted 30 seconds to establish a character waking up/going through their morning routine (yawn). Could have established that we were looking at a parking warden a lot quicker than that without compromising the story at all.

Off for his daily quota, he is one of the nasty wardens who will get you even if you park in the wrong area for 2 minutes. A parallel story runs as a group of crooks prepare to pull of a heist and a quick getaway only their fates are set to intertwine with the council employee.

Due to the editing and confusion over who got clamped (the cop or the robbers?) the film's big dramatic moment lost its impact unfortunately. I know there was also a twist but the editing meant this was also not clear either. A bit strange as the film was entirely clear in structure and working towards a nice payoff until the final 30 seconds.

'Rocket Man' by Team Fade In, which played in Heat 19 due to sound issues I think on the night they were set to screen. This was a superhero film with a gossip magazine vibe; Rocket Man having saved so many people's lives that his heart might given in if he saves any more.

So he instead looks to gain employment in the real world which is a lot tougher to deal with for our titular character. I'm guessing the team had an enjoyable weekend as I'm assuming all the alcohol bottles on display weren't exactly too old? The film did get quite tedious with only a couple of funny moments.

A Korean man is desperately asked for help by a Korean woman on Cuba St, and he charmingly obliges given that she seems quite frazzled and shaken and there appears to possible be some chemistry between the two. He continues the gentleman approach only for her dark past to be revealed.

The film was dialogue driven but it was good dialogue, and they went for the thriller approach to the genre. Quite restrained in what they showed/didn't with a sinister twist to proceedings as well.

I've got this listed as "3.00P.M" on my title sheet, and from memory that makes a lot more sense as to the title of the film. A cop on an undercover mission lets his superior know that he is going for a big takedown of some villains, with time and location given to nab them all. Unfortunately he gets taken out by said baddies, and tied to a chair opposite his wife to be tortured or worse until he will spill the beans.

Good performance by Carter Nixon as the lead who refuses to be a snitch and suffers pretty heavily for his stubbornness too - the gore effects were great! Little bit of a see-it-coming ending but mostly well shot and scripted.

Superbly acted, the film nailed the concept of a urban legend where it is possible to give a slightly different tale of events based on whatever hearsay the storyteller has heard. Set in a lecture theatre, a list of possible discoveries, motives and ways Nicky Brick was killed at an observatory in 1971 are well examined.

Some say he saw a giant meteor, others that there was a conspiracy to kill him and yet a different take is that it was suicide. Our lecturer of course provides the calming hand to our students' wild speculations. Some sweet visual touches and completely engaging.

After hearing that Greece might be sold to a shady businessman to become Southern Germany, a patriot goes an an action packed recovery mission to stop the deal from going down. Before doing this I might let you know that they happened to come out of the harbour dripping wet in some tight togs, which set the tone for the film's style of humour throughout.

Not realistic that he will go it alone, he gets a sexy French sidekick in on the act with her being proficient at using baguettes as weapons amongst other talents. Chock full of one liner puns the plot was formulaic but delivered with aplomb.

'Armageddon' spelt backwards = a typical Cranium challenge. However given how drunk a group of friends are it operates as an opportunity for each to describe how they would survive in a post apocalyptic world. This was a simple setting and not much happened but the editing improved the film compared to what you might think of the original premise.

Barricading oneself or turning into Mad Max and getting a badass sword to do with would be evil-doers are some of the ideas put forward. The Max costume and story probably the highlight. Puzzling little twist at the end, too.

Survivors wonder where their renegade friend Nicky Brick may be, with both pretty confident that he has risked the raving savages that rove the post-apocalyptic wasteland once again. Having a car involved in the piece seemed only out of place given that there seemed to have been early important dialogue about a lack of rations, and yet petrol can be used for the commodity of moving something on 4 wheels? Odd.

Be that as it may this was a mainly sit around and talk end of the world one shot film. I would have personally tried to cover more sparsely populated areas but that’s just me. A lot of wind sound was very distracting, please watch out for it in future.

Using a very blurry camera (I’m guessing standard definition) and plagued with windy sound, this team did not let technical limitations get in the way of their imagination. Used the tried and true formula of taking the genre they received this year and mixing it with an obscure genre from years past – in this case Body Swap – they made a film that showed some promise but which technical aspects did have a negative effect when viewing.

In a startling turn of events a paraplegic is swapped into the body of an able bodied person and presented with the chance to walk again. They are not the only person who has swapped personas however with the whole world seemingly switching freely between each other. A good partnership developed between the main actor learning to walk again and the one who had been a young child.

Right, so this was actually really good and touching. Just getting that out of the way first of all because it was a reasonably formulaic plot line of a couple going through a break up and memories reminding them that things could have been so much different if they had changed or tried a little harder.

Sorting out who got cookbooks and who got what DVDs was an excellent plot point to allow us to view these important events in the couples' lives. Missing dinner, going for a mates approach and screwing up trying to be romantic were all shown. Had a reflective feel and well acted.

Promising title but did not quite live up to its promise with music that could have been considerably improved. Perhaps dance next time if you draw the genre of doom? Having said that I had a good hearty laugh at your song about Fruit Loops.

The aftermath of an Earthquake leads to NB being in hospital, but she also dreams and has to get away from guys with malicious intentions. There was the opportunity to do a lot more with the parallel worlds but it didn't quite add up.

The SPCA, Bartending and Busking amongst other jobs have all failed for our lead, who just also happens to be a conjoined twin. Their bro has been the scourge of all their problems for quite some time particularly with women and employment, but that is nothing compared to the leaf monster they create when an experiment goes badly wrong.

The two guys sharing one outfit for the twin effect really played off on one another well. Not a scary film by any sense of the imagination but more an ode to cheesy 50s/60s bad monster flicks which in my book is not a bad thing at all - Sting of Death and The Thing With Two Heads immediately came to mind.

Catty flatmates are convinced that there is something up with their flatmate, and they have reasonably good reason to think so given that they found a toilet covered in pink glitter and when they try and enter his room it seems like they are crossing a magical forcefield. This leads to the setup of some hidden cameras to try and catch what he is up to, only what they find is perhaps a bit different to what they may have expected to.

The film took the piss for the most part, and really got into some funny weird territory when we got to see the camera footage. The 'wizard' and horse head/mask wanking for example brought the LOLs. In fact several memorable visual moments...being soaked in milk being another...probably a better found footage film than most who got that genre this year.

In October 2010 students disappeared from their flat but somebody has found the footage and we get to see what transpired when popular ole' Jeff gets back to Wellington after spending a decent amount of time up in Auckland. Something isn't quite right though as he just wants to sleep and miss out on his own party.

Queue the mash up between Paranormal Activity and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The lack of explanation lent itself well to the genre. Performances were solid in terms of conveying what they were. Being a mashup though it wasn't exactly too original. A couple of creepy moments, though.

My lack of well known classical music again comes to bite me in the butt as I should be able to list what this team used as its centrepiece plot point but I'm not sure. Maybe Mozart? I'm stabbing in the dark. Yet whatever it was it was used to good effect in this serious effort.

Nicky works as a musician for hire in somebody else's private home, playing the music that they request but unfortunately this is restrictive dreary stuff and does not allow them to be themselves. The fact that they even play at all is what gives the film its inspirational weighting; but on that note it might have worked better as a reveal towards the end rather than relatively early on in the piece

The person who gets them to play is quite a pent up individual, but there are others who are happy to share their thoughts about creating music. It doesn't matter if you can't read sheets, right? The film would have passed quite well if they got Drama as their genre in previous years. Really a little morbid overall despite the positive messages. Very well shot.

American spies from Virginia come to infiltrate the Beehive and report back to their government. However when caught they must try and prove to their captors that they are true blue Kiwi blokes and not Yankee infiltrators like appears entirely obvious.

Songs such as 'Greatest Spy Alive' and some classic tongue in cheek humour were thoroughly enjoyable in how they made fun of Kiwi sayings and doings. The songs not so much for their musical sound which could have used a lot of polish but more for their crack up lyrics. Just seemed like the team had a really good time on the weekend and put that on screen

A heist goes horribly wrong in more ways than one due to some really unfortunate circumstances. Funny what money can do to people, eh? Hoping for a smooth exit as it appears our crooks had run a long way to get to the getaway car, yet they get anything but when Nicky trips over...but does recover a black bag and then the paranoia ramps up when they realise a name may have been said a bit too loudly at the scene of the crime.

Excellent camera work but the storyline was very predictable. Having said that the physical violence definitely got an audience response and the actors played off each other well. Not sure if you were going for laughs or shocks to be honest as the film treaded a fine line between the two.

A drilling exercise at some sort of mechanical or construction workplace goes horribly wrong for a girl, who then proceeds to haunt/stalk the building. This had some really great visual moments including a nightmarishly creepy shot of an eye through a keyhole ala Dario Argento.

The stalking/death was a bit predictable but the film built nicely once the horror action kicked in as a group of people went in search of a missing body. The ending could have done with some work for example I know it would have been a bit predictable but a final scare would have worked well in my book; right now the fim just meanders to the credits after all the hanging/blood/powerdrills etc.

An impartial review of the film I was part of for the weekend...why yes I am actually going to do my best to do this. I hope that my introduction to what was missing from the film might give clarity; basically the film was supposed to open with a title that 'There is an Urban Legend that if you leave a freezer door open in Wellington in can push the house to a level of coldness where you will actually freeze to death' (or something along those lines, so a little frustrating it was taken out in post and the people I've spoken to not involved with the film said it would have made a lot more sense with it in).

Anyway a bunch of flatmates bicker over a grocery list whilst the conspiracy theorist amongst the group puts forward some urban legends that the others simply find are annoying statements. This acts as an opportunity for three shorter urban legends to be told with garage [pop rocks and coke], bourgeois party [leaf concotion to restart a heart] and camping [wood nymphs] settings being squeezed in. Death around the corner for Nicky at every stop, of course

The film could have done with some more coverage as a few jump cuts left confusion as to the films progression, and the lack of dwelling on aspects meant the film had a bit of a sporadic nature. Some jokes also fell a bit flat in the cinema.

The postive aspects of the film were a solid original soundtrack which could have been used more, and some good interplay jokes between the flatmates. The urban legends themselves whilst quick probably enjoyed enough time on screen and the audience appeared to give a positive response after the slow start. Also kind of frustrating ADR at times, more so for a team member given that most of the microphone dialogue captured seemed perfectly fine at the time...

Looked like might have been colour graded? A couple of scenes at least had some real depth to them whether touched up in post or not. A psychiatric ward presents us with the opportunity for Nicky to escape through her dreams, and this freedom acts as a catalyst to get out of the surrounding dooming isolated confinement of the ward.

I believed the escape aspect in terms of how desperate the character seemed to be to not be restrained, but I felt like the film could have done with just a little more grounding in motivation for the characters.

One actor carried the suddenly coming apocalypse film reasonably well, although I was a bit perplexed by the decision to go black and white? It looked like he was sporting an impressively patterned woollen jersey and I was a little disappointed that didn't get the screen time it would have otherwise.

Still, the team hid their lack of thespians quite well through sound design. We got inside the heart of the character as well by being introduced to a get chunk of their daily routine and surroundings. Was a bit rambling in style but probably deliberate.

Spandex suits with the 'superhero' eradicating crime but turning those he saves against him, because his moral guidelines are whack and hence the laws being broken may not be as such in terms of actual statutes. Only issue is, the hero in question is the father of the Nicky Brick who has aspirations to dance.

This film didn't bother taking itself too seriously which lead to some nice dark humour; the actor who played the senior Brick Barry, was particularly memorable. A good level of colour on screen mixed it up well and whilst some of the jokes fell a bit flat I was engaged. Taking over the family business is never a smooth process if you don't believe in the product.

The team tried to really throw a lot of different ideas at the screen, but the film may have benefited from streamlining their plotlines. As it was we had bit of a display of life in balance between good and bad with our lead girl having to choose how she wanted to go basically by choosing between two dudes. The sound unfortunately cut out a few times and dubbing also a little out.

Film was building nicely towards the end as the darkside appeared to be making headway with a elevator that had a 'to Hell' option. Technical issues were a distraction, however, and character behaviours were a bit illogical.

Well well well this was a surprise. Two films that only really make full sense when played back to back (this goes with Team Cupcake Go! 6.9 which followed immediately before at the Heats). The only time I can ever remember something similar was when a team basically paid the entry fee to put on some art wank they shot over the 14 minutes that two slots would allow them.

This team/s actually had the best intentions at heart and so the daring move gets a thumbs up from me. Both films have basically the same start with Kevin and the girl he's interested in + her daughter saying goodbye as the girls head off on a date whilst he heads off to the TAB.

The date with Roger for the girls starts promisingly enough with talk of sports and then the decision is made to have a go at rollerskating given that he was apparently a master skater back in the day. Of course this is a bit of a flat out lie and allows our main female actor to reflect on things with the other guy.

Whilst this goes on of course Kevin has a whale of a time inadvertently entering himself in Big Ben's Big Bean Challenge by breaking the record for eating a vast amount of beans in a short space of time. Having lost the girl once he holds onto the idea tight that the competition might actually show her that he can amount to something.

Of course the reigning champion is not going to give up their title without a fight, especially when they could have passed for the spitting image of Helen Mirren, only with tattoos. The inspirational side of things comes to the fore when we're shown that playing a good clean game will always grant you respect whether you win or lose.

Also the same ending.

The films themselves were decently acted but the production values were mid-range; having their moments in terms of good crowd scenes and a well framed camera most of the time. I guess that's understandable given the rush to effectively make two films.

Well well well this was a surprise. Two films that only really make full sense when played back to back (this goes with Team Cupcake Squidwig which followed immediately afterwards at the Heats). The only time I can ever remember something similar was when a team basically paid the entry fee to put on some art wank they shot over the 14 minutes that two slots would allow them.

This team/s actually had the best intentions at heart and so the daring move gets a thumbs up from me. Both films have basically the same start with Kevin and the girl he's interested in + her daughter saying goodbye as the girls head off on a date whilst he heads off to the TAB.

The date with Roger for the girls starts promisingly enough with talk of sports and then the decision is made to have a go at rollerskating given that he was apparently a master skater back in the day. Of course this is a bit of a flat out lie and allows our main female actor to reflect on things with the other guy.

Whilst this goes on of course Kevin has a whale of a time inadvertently entering himself in Big Ben's Big Bean Challenge by breaking the record for eating a vast amount of beans in a short space of time. Having lost the girl once he holds onto the idea tight that the competition might actually show her that he can amount to something.

Of course the reigning champion is not going to give up their title without a fight, especially when they could have passed for the spitting image of Helen Mirren, only with tattoos. The inspirational side of things comes to the fore when we're shown that playing a good clean game will always grant you respect whether you win or lose.

Also the same ending.

The films themselves were decently acted but the production values were mid-range; having their moments in terms of good crowd scenes and a well framed camera most of the time. I guess that's understandable given the rush to effectively make two films.

Interesting take on the one-shot genre, with an actual attempt at character development as an outcast is followed by her schoolmate from History at school who has never talked to her but sees now as the perfect opportunity.

Everything seems to be going swimmingly with smokes offered and stories told to look to get each other onside as friends, but it seems like Mrs Gilbert at the high school has stirred up a few things and this leads to a daring conclusion.

The film developed nicely and the young leads conveyed emotion well without dialogue. I just felt the camera work was not quite at the level it probably should have been for this to go from good to very good.

This played like a Bogan version of the Twlight Zone classic 'Where Is Everybody?' with our bearded lead being blissfully unaware the world has ended, but not seeming to really give a shit that it had. To him it just seems like another Sunday (or Monday or Tuesday) hangover.

Quite a sexist streak shown at a party by our drunken lead prior to the world ending, but this sets up a nice finish to the film. His stereotype is only further reinforced once the apocalypse hits; not something that should stop him getting his smokes and booze, right?

I'm guessing you weren't the biggest fan of the sponsor's product but the film had a nice script and excellent lead performance.

I'll copy Dan Slevin and mention the Tarantino-esque plot structure. Very young team but showed up a few of their adult peers with unmatched energy on screen. After refusing to throw a race, Nicky is up against it from a mob boss who has a sniper in his arsenal to look to ensure he collects the betting money.

Guns, ninjas and ridiculous fighting throughout. Was that a flashback within a flashback that I saw? Because that is my favourite nonsensical plot device of all time. The times that the characters did open their mouths for dialogue just about always hit eye opening levels of ineptness with regards to the human language but the film was alll the more better for it. The over the top violent results of injuries and gunshots were memorable as heck. I commend you for getting the audience to applaud you a couple of times before the credits rolled.

Yuss more puppets. And I'll tell you what, if you read the instructions given for Urban Legend on the 48hours website this was actually one that came closest to what the organisers were looking for in their description. The team took a well known urban legend (licking a frog will make you trip balls) only they told it almost entirely visually rather than relying on a Captain Exposition or 2 to establish their legend like most teams.

Having tripped out our lead puppet/actor enjoys some scattered flashing leaves in his vision, is treated to some saxophone in the forest and finally gets transported to the human world. Ok so the setup was fantastic based on the genre requirements and the rest of the film was a litt