If you want it fight for it

Average: 1.5 (1 vote)
The Secret Identity Movie
Hamilton > 04

didn't catch the premise of this one as the dialogue was pretty quiet and we're dropped right in the thick of it. Some sort of Big Brother programme? anyway it doesn't really matter as it soon becomes a BATTLE ROYALE as the cast fight for the affections of.. some other character.
a cavalcade of oddities: a dendrophiliac Cornholio guy gets covered in bird shit, a guy in a Slayer shirt and some brave sound design featuring the Wilhelm scream and the best foley work in Hamilton this year with the gunshot.
The bulk of this film is seasickness-inducing first-person POV footage of someone running around with a gun- which is reminiscent of footage shot in elsewhere in NZ earlier this year so it leaves a bit of a bad taste in the mouth.